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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
After managing to finish painting numbers in the arena, Binx realises she can do anything while the fish are confined to the dorm. So she goes rogue and invades the goo room at 5:20am. Plays with goo for a while and vibes to a song on her phone. Also she reckons the next 3 days are going to be hectic
 
Fish vs Production have been a running theme since S2 at this point and they keep getting mad at the fish when their stupid plan blow up in their faces. Of course the fish ain't gonna let Letty and her friend steal all of their bed and stuff at 3am while giggling all cutesy like. They are hardened autist who threw shit and piss at each other for godsake, of course they gonna retaliate.

I've seen people on xitter begging to bring Frank on to the show after Jet kicking the dorm door like a manchild after the fish won't let Letty and her friend prank them and I think they just gonna escalate the situation if they do bring Frank. The best thing to do in this situation is to let the fish win after their plan backfired, take their loss gracefully by not showing how mad they got, and let the fish sleep to torture them for another day. You never see Ben mogged by Landon cause he's never showed how bothered he is by Landon, Jet on the other hand showed that he bothered by Landon's actions and obviously a tiger from :ghost: community never back down and stop mogging when they see their prey :smug:

Another thing, they really need to find a better production member. Obvious skank behavior aside, preparing a challenge while you're in a fishnet stocking and a high heels must be really impractical and time consuming. I actually forget how much I hate Binx until now because she was such a non-entity in El Estanque so seeing her again make me want to enforce Sharia law on her ass.
 
Kitty Cat Man said:
Sorry bud, you're gonna get Clavicular and Pariah the Doll and you're going to like it. It's a gay show and they need to rebrand to attract a gay audience.
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I don't know who Clavicular or Pariah the Doll are and I don't want to.
 
svetlyachok said:
After managing to finish painting numbers in the arena, Binx realises she can do anything while the fish are confined to the dorm. So she goes rogue and invades the goo room at 5:20am. Plays with goo for a while and vibes to a song on her phone. Also she reckons the next 3 days are going to be hectic
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why couldnt they get mizzy instead of her
fucking stupid whore
 
Meiwaku said:
So wait she never left She has just been hanging out in the basement? I could not possibly stand to be production.
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Surely the women are just taking Ubers and are staying at a nearby hotel or something right? They had Landon and Bashir there for one night too.

(Unless the basement is massive and that nepstein has his own e-girl harem downstairs)
 
Meiwaku said:
My unrepentant Bashtard posting here has almost single handedly flipped the thread's opinion.
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Your posting has single handedly made me want Bashir to die.
Marche said:
why couldnt they get mizzy instead of her
fucking stupid whore
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Is Mizzy still scorned because they didn't credit her in the s3 episode? She is so much better than binx. I can't think of a single fish id rather see less of than binx now that I think of it.

It's not that just that binx is ugly and retarded, and it's not that she is an undesirable and has an annoying fanbase. Twins are ugly and retarded and they rule, and bashir is an undesirable, has the most annoying fanbase and I can't get enough of him. She is a black hole of entertainment. She's an energy vampire that sucks the life out of any room. Binx fucking stinks. I feel like the wiggers are torturing the audience on purpose with her.
 
gh0stiexo said:
Honest question... I use to play chess by myself all the time. Is that crazy?

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When I was a kid I played Magic: The Gathering against myself. And I would cheat. Against myself.
Aidan said:
Binx is seriously lurking under the house.
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Maejok needs that live-in onahole, you don't even know man. It does look like she's production now, when Letty talked about "we" writing the finale, maybe Binx was included. That's a scary thought. I wonder if Jet finally realized 6-8 people is just not enough to produce even a 4-week season of Fishtank without burnout and stretching yourself too thin.

Edit: finally caught up, Binx on production definitely seems like an "oh god oh fuck turns out 7 people on production for an entire season ISN'T a good idea after all" move. Many people, me included, have been saying they need more staff for years. On one hand, it's good they're finally getting more production members, on the other hand it's Binx. I'm still optimistic, the season has been very good so far and at this point they'd have to really fuck up in a way I can't even imagine to get me to stop watching the last few days.
 
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