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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Wrong season fag, they’ve finally gotten the rape stats to 0 this time around. Bliccy is already a survivor don’t wish that shit on her again :/
wwong season fag, they’ve finawwy gotten the wape stats tuwu 0 thiws time awound. Bwiccy iws awweady a suwvivow don’t wish thawt shit own hew again :/
 
Another divorce, another DUI incoming.
Time is a flat circle
So my plan was to go onto this show called Fishtank and live my life, but being there, covered in condominiums and surrounded by retards, I've decided to kill myself.
 
Bliccy is hungry and thirsty. Wiggers left her nothing. Death to wiggers

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I dont know why anyone would go onto fishtank when they have a outside partner, since you know its going to be at the very least taxing and at the very most relationship breaking.
But I guess everyone is retarded
If Drake applied to the show for years and knew nothing about it, Carolina probably knew even less.

I can’t really blame her here. I can blame Drake for not looking into what his next gig would be.
 
Burt claims that Frank Hassle thinks his association with Burt is the reason he's not on Season 5.
 
mints just told Drake over the loudspeaker what cunny means, and threw Bashir under the bus as if he were intentionally misleading Drake by saying it means pussy.
 
PTZ is fucked. Everything is colored weirdly.
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Reminded me of something:

 
It's believable but nothing happened except James Drake being slightly retarded.
Does anyone have the video of Bash doing Sam’s Season 1 fridge slamming bit? I cannot fucking find it.
Link 12 minutes into the director clip is when he does it.

Also I don't know why that bar alt clip is completely silent but the source footage I have is, too. It was shoe scuffling sounds and autism until Jet showed up anyway.
 
Mints is such a creepy mother fucker. Everything about him is revolting. The strange body shape, the way he sounds, the way he acts. What a grotesque retard.

The "Relevant people" on Twitter makes me crack up. Completely random dudes.

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Edit: I hope James Drake gets eliminated, but they bring him back immediately like they did for Bashir and the Twins, and have them all compete for the final.
 
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mints just told Drake over the loudspeaker what cunny means, and threw Bashir under the bus as if he were intentionally misleading Drake by saying it means pussy.
As a Bashtard: Bashir provided the SFW version of cunny to Drake, and Mints can go die in a corner before the season finale.

Fuck Mints.
 
Edit: I hope James Drake gets eliminated, but they bring him back immediately like they did for Bashir and the Twins, and have them all compete for the final.
Won't happen, it's too good of an idea for wiggers to come up with. Imagine Jet walking in and saying "Now, we know that Bashir has been eliminated once already, and the Twins were supposed to be eliminated during the candy challenge due to their own mistake... So I think James Drake deserves another chance as well". It would be pure kino
Getting another 3-way final would be great.
 
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