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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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Won't happen, it's too good of an idea for wiggers to come up with. Imagine Jet walking in and saying "Now, we know that Bashir has been eliminated once already, and the Twins were supposed to be eliminated during the candy challenge due to their own mistake... So I think James Drake deserves another chance as well". It would be pure kino
Getting another 3-way final would be great.
Drake redeems the golden bitcoin as +1 life. Neptunian kino.
 
This might be the most Reddit Fishtank post possible
Reddit loves Drake because they love fags. The twins are throwing Romans and Bashir is Muslim.

Drake really hasnt dont much to earn the winners spot. The twins have been doing their own thing a lot of the time, and Bash IS this season. Consider how much content would have occured with Bashir and his need to attack women with chemicals. Landon is pretty deserving as well, but mostly as a white jam boy.
 
mints just told Drake over the loudspeaker what cunny means, and threw Bashir under the bus as if he were intentionally misleading Drake by saying it means pussy.

This 1pm song slaps way harder than it should


Mints sharing it with James Drake and Bliccy.
 
Won't happen, it's too good of an idea for wiggers to come up with. Imagine Jet walking in and saying "Now, we know that Bashir has been eliminated once already, and the Twins were supposed to be eliminated during the candy challenge due to their own mistake... So I think James Drake deserves another chance as well". It would be pure kino
Getting another 3-way final would be great.
I posted about this before, but Anissa took James Drakes bullet. He has used an extra life already.
 
Drake redeems the golden bitcoin as +1 life. Neptunian kino.
>Bashir eliminated, returns by Allah's will
>Landon eliminated, hired as Janitor
>Drake eliminated, redeems coin for +1 life
>Twins eliminated, use psychic powers to make the site go down all day
>it's day 31
>site comes back up
FRIENDTANK DAY 1
 
"...throw tantrums when the slightest inconvience occurs"
What? Like being eliminated?
Bongo was also blackout drunk when that happened. Not justifying it but I think that’s the standard autistic response to receiving horrible news while being completely trashed.
 
I know that some people in this thread may think that I hate Drake because I’m a Bashtard, but I don’t.

If I truly hated Drake, then I’d jump through metaphorical hoops as to why Burt won the boxing match.
Drake whooped his gay black ass and I enjoyed watching it happen.

I just have a thing for Nords like Bashir (:_(
 
I know that some people in this thread may think that I hate Drake because I’m a Bashtard, but I don’t.

If I truly hated Drake, then I’d jump through metaphorical hoops as to why Burt won the boxing match.
Drake whooped his gay black ass and I enjoyed watching it happen.

I just have a thing for Nords like Bashir (:_(
Burt won because he got to touch Drake and jerked off to that memory later in the night.
 
Bongo was also blackout drunk when that happened. Not justifying it but I think that’s the standard autistic response to receiving horrible news while being completely trashed.
Yup, that was possibly the most drunk she's been on the show. And let's be real, at this point almost all the Fish and freeloaders (apart from Bliccy and Dunyay maybe?) have had meltdown moments.
crazy to think how different the season would be if they didn't bring Bashir back
Landon vs. James Drake would have been such a shit semi-final / final too.
 
I know that some people in this thread may think that I hate Drake because I’m a Bashtard, but I don’t.

If I truly hated Drake, then I’d jump through metaphorical hoops as to why Burt won the boxing match.
Drake whooped his gay black ass and I enjoyed watching it happen.

I just have a thing for Nords like Bashir (:_(
Need drake vs bashir boxing dressed as master chief & arbiter (twins dressed as cortana, landon in blackface as sgt johnskn) while the a ton of e-girls flood the house
Then the real elimination challenge is whoever can get the most whores out the door before the day is over all the while One Final Effort plays
Alt they turn the house into an obstacle course and first out the door wins Ala the final mission while freeloaders try and block them
 
Bongo was also blackout drunk when that happened. Not justifying it but I think that’s the standard autistic response to receiving horrible news while being completely trashed.
It's also to the point where she has said "yeah that was shitty of me and I am really embarassed by it, I am not drinking anymore, at the very least on the show" which she has held to.

Giving her shit for it is one thing or bringing it up to mess with her, that's standard. But people genuinely kvetching about it I don't know what else she can do at this point to "make amends" more than what she has already done.
 
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