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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
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I just wanted an anime ending where the best friends have to fight each other and one is screaming about the power of friendship while the other one says it's too late for that now and too much is at stake and then they have a no holds barred DBZ fight but instead it's some kind of human board game with meat and boxing and TTS screaming "JD GAY JD GAY JD GAY JD GAY" and Burt's eyes bulge out every millisecond.
Tonight's elimination is the closest we will get to the DRAGON vs the PHOENIX ending. It matters more than the final as far as kino goes.
 
Kong Strong said:
Yeah I mean my ideal case is Bashir wins the glory and the Twins the money
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Burt bridal-carries Drake out the front door
Dumbgay gets beaten to death with a brick
Bliccy and Vimp wander off
Final shot is director cam showing us each room one last time before the lights go out jn each, until finally we see landon alone mopping the main room floor all the whole closing time by supersonic plays
Credits roll as landon mops until the last lights go out and he finally stops and says "REALLY, GUYS, COME ON"
 
Kong Strong said:
Yeah I mean my ideal case is Bashir wins the glory and the Twins the money
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Copepost but in many ways Bashir probably feels hes already won: He proved FriendTank is viable, got to sperg about Islam and maps with Bam Margera, met Steel Panther, got to legally attack women with chemicals, all of this after he was eliminated and brought back. If he loses to the Twins, so be it, but if he loses to Drake I WILL crash out in an extremely embarrassing and autistic way.
 
Nigger Lain said:
Burt bridal-carries Drake out the front door
Dumbgay gets beaten to death with a brick
Bliccy and Vimp wander off
Final shot is director cam showing us each room one last time before the lights go out jn each, until finally we see landon alone mopping the main room floor all the whole closing time by supersonic plays
Credits roll as landon mops until the last lights go out and he finally stops and says "REALLY, GUYS, COME ON"
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Final shot better be Mei walking up in a burka
 
DYLAN ‘DIELAWN’ VOLK said:
I just wanted an anime ending where the best friends have to fight each other and one is screaming about the power of friendship while the other one says it's too late for that now and too much is at stake and then they have a no holds barred DBZ fight but instead it's some kind of human board game with meat and boxing and TTS screaming "JD GAY JD GAY JD GAY JD GAY" and Burt's eyes bulge out every millisecond.
Tonight's elimination is the closest we will get to the DRAGON vs the PHOENIX ending. It matters more than the final as far as kino goes.
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>it's episode 182 of Naruto all over again
>it's been 19 years
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
I'm usually pretty good at keeping my composure and not soyfacing when lolcows recognize my threads but man, i'm so fucking happy burt has read his thread, which means he's probably seen this meme

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hmmm, that's interesting
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Is the most the farms has been mentioned in a season? I'm unsure I remember it at all in the past few, certainly not over TTS. But this season several fish have mentioned it as well as several TTS (from people in this thread I assume)
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
Is the most the farms has been mentioned in a season? I'm unsure I remember it at all in the past few, certainly not over TTS. But this season several fish have mentioned it as well as several TTS (from people in this thread I assume)
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This is 100% one of the first times that KiwiFarms has been directly mentioned by a fish/freeloader, especially in specific threads. If I'm not wrong, one of the females from BitchTank said she had an account here, but didn't say the account name. I know KF TTS has been few and far between; they are usually sent from people in Fishtank Chat.
 
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