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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    763
I miss the long lasting challenges, outside of the candy I don't feel like we have been getting as Manny the last few seasons, I feel like in s1 some of the best moments came from them, remember the baby challenge I thought that one was great. (It was also funny to see how it changed the girls into mothers), or the skit challenge early on I think is a good icebreaker early on in the season. But the baby's leading into cell is one of my fav moments, them stuck in the room with the crying baby's outside :feels: .

I liked them, but I don't think prod wants to stick to a bit and will just call it off

People may shit on s1 but it has some moments eg
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Not sure how many caught it because it was a gem in a long winded Bash monologue, Bash and Vimp were in the confessional and a TTS comes in calling Bash a double crosser among other things.

Vimp: "What's a double crosser?" "I don't know what that means,"

Bash: "It means a traitor."

Vimp: "Trader?"
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
i was gonna wait until the show ended but i think i'm pretty comfortable saying this. i remember when s5 was announced and sam wasn't going to host this season, i was in the camp of "jet is going to fuck this up. this is going to be shit but i'm still going to watch it". over time, i've realized a lot of the funny shit that would've happened under sam's watch would've gotten cucked.

i believed that fishtank needs sam to work, but I don't think that's true anymore. i think bam is good and he's a lot more intune with the fish than sam ever could be but fishtank needs an actual host. i know it's tradition to shit on production but i'm pretty confident that s5 is better than s3. for anyone who disagrees, i think s3 got a lot of wind taken out of it's sails when brandon was brought onto the show, and most of the fish defended him.

i don't know how to explain it so maybe somebody smarter than me can elaborate but i think from start of s3 until brandon got brought on, it's a perfect season. s5 obviously has it's faults, but i really really like s5. i hope s6 can just be a better s5
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I've been thinking about this. I think s5 is the best season so far just because of its casting and consistency, but I also think it will end up being less memorable than s3. Without Sam there has been less insane highs and less conceptually interesting shit, in exchange for consistent 8/10 wigger slop carried by some of the best fish yet. While the show has functioned without a proper host, I still think Sam's physical presence and authority would have been funny and useful at certain points especially with the violence in this season. But on the other hand, without Sam, I think Jet and Ben have felt less of that domineering pressure he also puts on the fish, which has resulted in a better show overall. If Sam could swallow his pride and be involved under Jet's complete direction, without Jet feeling insecure, that would be kino for a day of hellhouse or something. Sam instead of Frank, basically. Unfortunately thats impossible.
 
Jackpot said:
While the Fishes clean

Part 4 Bliccy Lore

-Had an abortion
-Hasn't been able to relax because "all the ugly colors in the goo room"
-Thinks Antara is a self centered bitch
-Thinks Landon shouldn't waste his kiss on the show but should find his own "virgin... little girl"
-Has a jewish boyfriend
-Thinks showering would be scary
-Highly endorses green gobbler drain cleaner
-Her magic word is not "please" it's "Boner"
-Got called a "shitlink" by Antara
-Got raped in Romania
-Doesn't want her name or face associated with the show as she has a very important job
-Possibly got raped on a previous season, definitely no rape this time around.
-Has they/them pronouns
-Had a failed crypto currency called DNR (Dominican N Rape)
-Knows a bunch of "black people songs"
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I ate good during the Bliccy Famous House interview. She's too smart for me so I had to google the spelling on some of her bits.

Bliccy Lore Part 5

-Goes by Memories
-Goes also by Cravings Xtravaganza
-Is a woman in tech
-Has body issues
-Loves: Singing, dancing, fashion, crypto, stopping racism, water slides, waterparks, and roller coasters.
-Wants to be the big star one day
-Top 95% vaginal elasticity
-Always protects her kids
-Doesn't have custody of her son right now.
-Does Xanny from Mexico
-Has amblyopia (a lazy eye) that "hasn't hit yet" but one day the eye will "go crazy".
-Doesn't know how to read
-Has: Osgood-Schlatter disease (thank you @Rango Dango ), plantar fasciitis, heart arrhythmia and chronic neuropathic endocardium
-Allergic to scabies, she had them and went into shock
-Has acid reflux
-Indians piss her off
-Doesn't like smelly people, as in "smells like a bad person"
-Hates lisps when people spit
-Hates when people ask her to do chores
-Likes to do chores
-Had to call 911 everytime she smokes weed but keeps trying
-Does alcohol, cigarettes (doesn't inhale), and gambling
-Has asthma
-Would be the popular loner in Famous House
-Is a Sigma
-Didn't grow up with a rocking horse
-Wants to use Famous House money for a nose job.
-Wants to be famous to stop violence, get her son back, pay off credit card debt, and buy a Nissan to pick her son up from school.

Edit: if anyone catches some lemme know and I'l add them, Bliccy will say the funniest shit while leaving a room
 
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Last night was a great example of why Sam was an important presence, Jet just has a taser and acts like a slighted little faggot when he can't get the most retarded and raped mfer in the house to listen to him and that happened multiple times this season. And I would trade Nina bits for Sam bits any second of any day 100x over.
Just get someone on who is intimidating, doesn't have to be Sam - A good addition to production would be someone who wakes up early, is an enforcer and doesn't have much input on production. And for the love of God, never ever ever let Nina anywhere near the planning or production ever fucking again she has added nothing of substance (unless you're a gooner in which case fuck off and go burt off you fag) and the dumb little kick appeasement and Kimmie thing is entirely because of her. She is the worst substitute for the structure Kody brought, she is not the same as she was on S1.
 
Bliccy Lore Part 5

Has POTS

Doesn't get her period.

Dumbgay slept on the couch all day and is now chanting "FEED US FEED US" How about you make content for food faggot
 
Landon in a sad silence, thinking about what could have been.

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Right after, it cuts to the midget stripper clip.

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Then Vimp shows up, perfectly timed to see the midget, and it cuts to him singing to her.

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