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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
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The fuck is this tard doing?
 
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Nope. Season 3 is hampered by periods of just....nothing. Then there was the whole scuffed RV trip. S3 is still personally better overall because it has more memorable moments. The single Burt and Xavier day outshines any high period of S5. That was truly something to behold watching live.
Thats unfair to compare because that was one of the greatest moments in media.

Like I remember where I was (Charlotte on a business trip) watching on a tablet in my hotel room drinking white claws. I recorded the part where Burt was running through the forest yelling for Xavier with my phone to send to my sister like a Boomer because I was laughing too hard to think rationally.

This season in total has been better imo. Just flows, great cast all around, very little downtime comparatively. Season 3 had the highest highs though.
 
3 more days, 100 more days, how about I'm doing none of them? The real finale is tonight bros. Get hyped :drink:

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>GLASS SHATTERS
SOMEONE GET STONE COLD BASHIR A GODDAMN MIC
>GRABS MIC
SO STONE COLD BASHIR HAD TO COME OUT TONIGHT AND GET SOME STUFF OFF HIS MIND
>WHAT?
BECAUSE I'M GODDAMN CONFUSED
>WHAT?
I SAID, I'M GODDAMN CONFUSED
>WHAT
SEE, OL' STONE COLD BASHIR WAS MINDING HIS OWN BIDNESS
>WHAT?
I HAD ON MY NICE SNAKESKIN BOOTS
>WHAT?
MY JAPANESE KIMONO
>WHAT?
MY CIGARILLOS
>WHAT?
AND I CAME ON OL' FISHTANK
>WHAT?
AND I CAME ACROSS THIS GUY
>WHAT?
THIS NORMIE FAGGOT
>WHAT?
THIS Z-LIST WANNABE ACTOR
>THIS?
THIS MOCKERY OF A CHAD
>WHAT?
AND OL' STONE COLD BASHIR SAID TO HIM
>WHAT?
"HEY NORMIE FAGGOT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
>WHAT?
I SAID, "HEY NORMIE FAGGOT, WHAT'S YOUR NAME?"
>WHAT?
HE SAID HIS NAME WAS JAMES DRAKE
>WHAT?
AND YOU KNOW WHAT OL' STONE COLD BASHIR SAID TO HIM?
>WHAT?
I SAID, "JAMES DRAKE, HOW COME NO ONE HAS HEARD OF ANY FILMS YOU'VE BEEN IN?
>WHAT?
"JAMES DRAKE, HOW COME YOU TOOK ON A WHORE-ASS COALBURNER WITH KIDS?
>WHAT?
"AND, JAMES DRAKE..."
>WHAT?
"...HOW COME YOU TOOK ON THE NIGGER MUTT KIDS AS WELL?"
>WHAT?
BECAUSE OL' STONE COLD BASHIR IS THINKING RIGHT NOW THAT HE NEEDS TO OPEN A CAN OF WHOOPASS ON YOUR CUCKOLD NIGGER-BABY ASS
>HITS A BASHIR BUSTER ON JAMES DRAKE
ALLAH 3:16 SAYS, I JUST WHIPPED YOUR ZESTY CUCKOLD ASS AND THATS THE BOTTOM LINE, CAUSE STONE COLD BASHIR SAYS SO. NOW, GIVE ME A "INSHALLAH!"
>fucking GIGAPOP from the crowd as they all scream and chant "INSHALLAH!"
 
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Diamond is very angry with production, and especially with Jet. She claims she's being pressed hard by him. I think she used the word "bullied" :(

She also claims she has gotten some kind of an infection, because she's losing weight rapidly - perhaps a tapeworm. Sidenote: I don't see how that's a bad thing though.
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Sperg nuke is on the way, boys!
 
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Will edit the battles as they happen.
My dumbass software crashed, missed one battle, Bliccy vs Drake, managed to salvage the last battle barely, sorry about that.
 
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