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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
Burt currently being raped by TTS as he figures out the string to letters and numbers being counted.

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He's in his underwear
 
Theory:

They are going to extend the show an extra three days, since they had been planning/writing for a Drake/Bashir final 2.
The Twins winning immunity threw a wrench into their plans, and they probably already started calling people in and preparing for Drake/Bashir elimination challenges for the monday the show was supposed to end.
Im not sure if they have said the elimination is cancelled tonight but Burt is currently ripping up the room they had prepped for it so it seems it probably has been postponed.
They decided to just go ahead with what they had planned anyways, and pushed Twins vs whoever until later in the week.

Could be wrong if the elimination is tonight, but IDK if either Drake or Bashir want to stay in the house another 4-5 days and be a freeloader like Landon.
House will feel mega empty if they send someone home tonight and there is still another 5 days of the show left.
 
This entire thing was caused because Binx fucked up and put 22 twice like a retard and now Burt thinks that having 22 twice matters lmao.
in s3 he thought the name "Penthouse", because it has "pent" in it, like pentagon, meant there were 5 famous houses in famous neighborhood

the name Penthouse has nothing to do linguistically with pentagon, for the record.
 
Theory:

They are going to extend the show an extra three days, since they had been planning/writing for a Drake/Bashir final 2.
The Twins winning immunity threw a wrench into their plans, and they probably already started calling people in and preparing for Drake/Bashir elimination challenges for the monday the show was supposed to end.
Im not sure if they have said the elimination is cancelled tonight but Burt is currently ripping up the room they had prepped for it so it seems it probably has been postponed.
They decided to just go ahead with what they had planned anyways, and pushed Twins vs whoever until later in the week.

Could be wrong if the elimination is tonight, but IDK if either Drake or Bashir want to stay in the house another 4-5 days and be a freeloader like Landon.
House will feel mega empty if they send someone home tonight and there is still another 5 days of the show left.
I just think they want to squeeze another month of Season Pass money out of people really. Whenever determining a Wigger Decision it's usually best to bet on the most retarded idea being true.
 
If they bring back Bashir and James drake for blood games and they don’t end up opposing warlords I’ll be pretty disappointed in production.
 
They are going to extend the show an extra three days, since they had been planning/writing for a Drake/Bashir final 2.
The Twins winning immunity threw a wrench into their plans
I really don't understand why the wiggers couldn't say the twins fell short on the answer to the final question of the immunity challenge (they only answered "Dianne", not "Dianne Simmons") and declared they were wrong if they truly wanted to rig it for Bashir. That would've fixed the problem with the storylines they had planned.
 
After Drake's loss to Dumbgay, I realized that history is repeating itself. Drake is Vance, the white guy that disappoints and will eventually work with production. Bashir is Letty, the 'villain', the fish which divides the fanbase. And everyone sees Bingo and Bongo more entertaining Josie. If history continues to repeat itself, Bashir will make it to the final two. Unless James Drake finally cracks and starts beating up people like his ex-wife, I don't think he'll win with his losing streak. I kinda feel sorry for him since he's almost 40 and and failing while Vance was in his 20s.
 
OC Warrior intros
Ben intro + Burt | Gino Cappucino


Bingo & Bongo | Margaret Smith from the year 1776 & Margaret 9000 from the year 6771


Landon | Kazuma Tendo


Duany'ay | ... Ane Malade (Sick Donkey)


Bliccy | Rashida Vixen + Alexander Sokolewicz


James Drake | Ghengis Khan aka Temujin (Bashir will tell you)


Vimp | Miroslav


Bashir | Khasabai or Khasbai (either way goes) (literal self insert)
 
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