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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
He enjoys being a teacher and a guide. He also lets others speak when learning. A sign of a good teacher is someone who loves learning.

He's mentored the Twins too. I posted the story he talked about, for example.

I enjoy his back and forth with Duanye more.

Fishtank is an intellctual show.
He needs to be taught to pause more to invite people to ask questions. If he's going the academic route I hope he improves, some lecturers just go on and on and on and they're the worst.
 
I optimistically think they’re doing something big and don’t want TTS to spoil it for them, like it did with Burt
 
Jet went back upstairs and said he's going to bring up some liquor and reiterated that they should relax, talk away from the mics, keep it down, make sure the audience can't hear, etc.
Ragebaiting I guess, i can't comprehend what else the endgame might be.
I optimistically think they’re doing something big and don’t want TTS to spoil it for them, like it did with Burt
This would be the best outcome by far
 
bliccy was masturbating with that back massager
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I optimistically think they’re doing something big and don’t want TTS to spoil it for them, like it did with Burt
I think it will be another night time event attack like last night! Once everyone calms down and most are asleep, production will do something crazyy
 
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Also, right after they announced an early night and dismissed Vance they put Director Mode into Autopilot. James and Twins are the only ones that actually went to bed while everybody else tried to figure out what production was up to, but Twins got spooked after Jet gave them the "no whisper tax tonight" thing. Landon gave James his support for some nebulous purpose and said he was going to go get drunk since he can't scare Burt anymore. I almost believe them
 
Whisper taxxxxxx.... they're all talking on the stairs and in the house. Chat is revolting.

Explotable images:
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For anyone curious Bashir is teaching vimp how to pray now. They are currently (as im typing this) doing ritual purification before prayer. If anyone is dumb enough to care like I do follow along! They are in goo room atm
 
I don't want to be a complete bitch about Jet and Ben so during these times of relaxation I will say something nice about them. Each season they are good at improv and have improved every single season. I thought that was it after season 2 but "Season 2.5/Bloodgames" restored my excitement in Fishtank as a project. Bloodgames was also a lot of trial and error that they learned from on the fly and it led to a much improved director cam that's carried on.
As grating as Alex B was, his entrance and exit were amazing this season and I've had to fill out a Burt apology form, his containment in the Goo Room and absurd introduction this season was hilarious and it's hilarious how he still hasn't made any goo.
 
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