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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Raskolnikov's Pillow said:
The trouble is they have some great ideas but can't execute them well. Like the Goo Factory. All that build up and it lasted a day before the door was off the hinges and Burt was roaming around the house. Not to say that wasn't a funny outcome though.
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The 2-3 days of that was good content though to be fair. How much longer can it go before it's stale anyway.
Lady Rackets thong said:
bliccy was masturbating with that back massager
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V-video?
Not really
Unless?
Haha joke
Or?
 
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He's already won
 
I could hear them before the weird binaural beats music came on.

Landon Bros....

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Aidan said:
I don't want to be a complete bitch about Jet and Ben so during these times of relaxation I will say something nice about them. Each season they are good at improv and have improved every single season. I thought that was it after season 2 but "Season 2.5/Bloodgames" restored my excitement in Fishtank as a project. Bloodgames was also a lot of trial and error that they learned from on the fly and it led to a much improved director cam that's carried on.
As grating as Alex B was, his entrance and exit were amazing this season and I've had to fill out a Burt apology form, his containment in the Goo Room and absurd introduction this season was hilarious and it's hilarious how he still hasn't made any goo.
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From A to Z I agree with you. I'd add that I have to fill out a Bliccy apology form. After Binx, Vimp and the sand pussy whore whose name I keep forgetting, I thought she was going to be another vapid retarded slut objectively in worse shape than her previous cameo (in that sense, like Alex B). She is awesome this season.
 
crb said:
From A to Z I agree with you. I'd add that I have to fill out a Bliccy apology form. After Binx, Vimp and the sand pussy whore whose name I keep forgetting, I thought she was going to be another vapid retarded slut objectively in worse shape than her previous cameo (in that sense, like Alex B). She is awesome this season.
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I feel like Bliccy secretly has like a PhD in physics or something and just does this for shiggles. Like she's just such a good actress and is pretty intelligent despite being a giant trainwreck.
 
Meiwaku said:
My power levels are tingling because Dunyae is talking about the (((French Banking))) that owns Africa. Dumbgay thinks French own the world. (French banking is a spin off of....guess what... The Rothschilds.... Who are ... guess what .... JEWS)

Dunyae is actually pretty informed about Africa and its people and history. He has a high level racism on noticing faces and names. He hates Somalians too.

I'm enjoying this conversation though. Mbape drip. DRC. Belgium in the Congo. Good shit. I'm enjoying this.
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He's not wrong. Until fairly recently, large swathes of what used to be French West Africa were under the economic and political control of the French deep state. Basically, if someone stepped out of line, they'd get assassinated or couped, all so the uranium and other metals and minerals would stay in French hands.

This has recently started to break down under Macron, with some nations switching to the Russian and Chinese spheres of influence.
 
I don't know if it means anything and maybe others with headphones can verify what I think I heard, but there are digital beeping sounds akin to a keypad being pressed and I heard Jet (?) saying to someone "Front and Side door are disarmed for entry." Heard this on Foyer cam a few minutes ago. Additionally, lights flashing through the windows in Market like they're outside.

I could be stupid. I wonder if someone is coming in the doors.
 
codyroads said:
I don't know if it means anything and maybe others with headphones can verify what I think I heard, but there digital beeping sounds akin to a keypad being pressed and I heard Jet (?) saying to someone "Front and Side door are disarmed for entry." Heard this on Foyer cam a few minutes ago. Additionally, lights flashing through the windows in Market like they're outside.

I could be stupid. I wonder if someone is coming in the doors.
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They keep the doors unlocked so not sure about this.
 
codyroads said:
I don't know if it means anything and maybe others with headphones can verify what I think I heard, but there digital beeping sounds akin to a keypad being pressed and I heard Jet (?) saying to someone "Front and Side door are disarmed for entry." Heard this on Foyer cam a few minutes ago. Additionally, lights flashing through the windows in Market like they're outside.

I could be stupid. I wonder if someone is coming in the doors.
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Vampire attack!

It's why they had them practice their sword skills early. It placates all of us BG enjoyers by giving us a mini version in the house.

Gimme your rainbows.
 
I HATE THE ANTICHRIST! said:
I legit think Vimp might be doing this to get under Landon's skin at this point because why the fuck else would she be doing this?
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It's been theorized and talked about quite a lot but the general consensus from the thread I can gather is that this is most likely just her personality. She is very co-dependent and has latched onto Bashir, and is copying his styles and opinions. She did/does this with Binx from what we can see.

The other theory that is not popular in academic circles at the moment but is enjoying quite a voguish Je Ne Sais Quoi, is that she is actually falling for him to the point she is being pushed towards religion from the stress of the tank.

Yes I am autistic and way too into this. I have my notes and everything.
 
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