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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 168 22.0%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.1%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    763
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Whats wrong with the girls in this thread? Landon said himself that if he was a girl he would find Burt attractive.
 
I legit think Vimp might be doing this to get under Landon's skin at this point because why the fuck else would she be doing this?

Vimp frustrates me to a visceral degree because I've met women like her before. She lacks solidity in her identity and drifts like a dandelion in the wind, trying to cling to people and takes their personality traits that she likes.

Had Landon managed a spine and ben less autistic, he would have gotten her. He's too much of a pussy for a woman who herself is already at heart a giant pussy. Vimp likes confidence, even if it's in horrible people like Binx. Vimp sees someone who does those things as someone worth following. Binx, in reality, is not confident, but she looks like she is because the bar is low. Even Landon has outdone Vimp in this way.

Vimp has no identity right now. She is like clay and is molding herself to fit what others want. Even if she dislikes something, she will never say it or speak up about it. She will beat around the bush indefinitely. Bashir had given her ick before. She was longhoused against him and easily influenced to be mean to him and do evil upon him. She was also easily influenced to do good and apologize. She cannot self advocate for anything she likes or wants. She is not in touch with herself emotionally and, thus, is unable to assert what she wants. Even people who are more passive like, Bingo and Bongo, still have spine and opinions that are firm.

I really cannot stand the spineless or the type of naive woman that goes wherever she's getting the best attention. She got positive attention from Landon and used him like an emotional tampon to cuddle. It was okay until it wasn't. he caught feelings for her because OF COURSE you do when you cuddle an autistic man who craves female approval. Vimp cannot admit to herself that she wanted this, even if it was wrong. She couldn't admit that she liked Bashir and got hurt by something, so she went to Landon to make him jealous and calm her emotions. It's such a low EQ that it's maddening. It's worse that she can't admit that even though it was a bit forced, she WANTED to do it initially.

You don't have to be loud and obnoxious to have an opinion or to assert your position on something. You just have to be able to know yourself and know what's right and wrong.

She needs to work on herself a lot without male attention. She shouldn't put her face out there or socials. She should introspect and learn how to just refuse and say it instead of lying or just not saying anything. The power to WALK AWAY is also something she needs. It would have saved her from Landon.

I genuinely fear for her presence online when this is over. She shouldn't interact with non IRLs. She's too easily influenced, even if it is by people with good intentions. She also never outright rejects men which is really dangerous for her and leads guys on. She has simps on TTS who know her, and she's indicated they send her stuff. "What can you give me" is not a constructive way to view men, it's Binxian thought.

Vimp needs to find her own opinions and learn to advocate for herself. She's going to get fucked with by more Binxes or morally ill men if she doesn't. It's likely why she's "vocel" because her inactions have attracted gross men.

I fear for her in my frustration. She needs to be strong for herself and not *need* other forces, men specifically.
 
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I was thinking the same thing earlier, but honestly, bash is a pretty attractive guy. if I was stuck in that hellhole of a house, id probably gravitate towards him too (im being manipulated)
Bashir is also less autistic than Landon, Drake has a girlfriend and has only cuddled with Letty so far, and the only other two men in the house other than production are gay/Burt.
 
Bashir basically rejected her while Landon has been on his knees begging for her. She is chasing after Bashir while just dangling the carrot infront of Landon, this way she can get the attention of both.

The way she was laughing at Landon during his breakdown over her instead of trying to help him feel better or running away from him makes me think she's getting a sadistic pleasure out it. She's just loving the drama.
 
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It would be extremely funny.
Though 3 hours seem like just enough time for them to conclude that nothing is going to happen and actually go to sleep so who knows.
I heard someone say they kept mentioning that the elimination was today, but have they actually told the fish it's postponed? If they haven't, maybe it's happening still.
 
ngl this is pretty fuckin awesome. its hopeful, and ominous. telling the fish to relax, whisper, a timer. weird foyer action and unlocked door speak from jet.

this could either be something absurd, like 30 indian men, it could be sam, it could be the entity, it could be NOTHING but this is still kino af. eta. also the fact multiple chats are freaking tf out lmao.
 
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