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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The other theory that is not popular in academic circles at the moment but is enjoying quite a voguish Je Ne Sais Quoi, is that she is actually falling for him to the point she is being pushed towards religion from the stress of the tank.
I read a story once of a guy who was hiking up a snowy mountain with this chick, and they got stranded in a snowstorm or whatever, and while they were snowed in she was totally obsessed with him but once they got rescued she lost all interest. Could be similar
 
I read a story once of a guy who was hiking up a snowy mountain with this chick, and they got stranded in a snowstorm or whatever, and while they were snowed in she was totally obsessed with him but once they got rescued she lost all interest. Could be similar
That man was Albert Einstein
 
She got positive attention from Landon and used him like an emotional tampon to cuddle. It was okay until it wasn't when he caught feelings for her because OF COURSE you do. She cannot admit to herself that she wanted this, even if it was wrong.
This is what fucking killed me when she was called out on it by someone and she said(might be paraphrasing but whatever) "I didn't use him as a meat pillow I just needed someone to hug at that time" like bitch are you fucking serious right now.
 
Yes I am autistic and way too into this. I have my notes and everything.
Or maybe she’s just hanging out with the people she knows the best, socializing and passing the time in the lull on the stressful gay retard 24/7 show.

The fan fiction that people write about the contestants normal interactions with each other is interesting. I don’t know if it stems from spending too much time watching the show and getting a slight parasocial obsession, or if it’s just a touch of the tism. Maybe both?
It sorta reminds me of how hardcore fandoms that follow famous people like musicians or streamers make insane extrapolations from nothing. Two people hang out twice and they’re a couple, one guy makes a joke at another expense of another and ofc that means that they’ve got beef etc.
 
Or maybe she’s just hanging out with the people she knows the best, socializing and passing the time in the lull on the stressful gay retard 24/7 show.

The fan fiction that people write about the contestants normal interactions with each other is interesting. I don’t know if it stems from spending too much time watching the show and getting a slight parasocial obsession, or if it’s just a touch of the tism. Maybe both?
It sorta reminds me of how hardcore fandoms that follow famous people like musicians or streamers make insane extrapolations from nothing. Two people hang out twice and they’re a couple, one guy makes a joke at another expense of another and ofc that means that they’ve got beef etc.
I can't speak to others motivations but for myself I am just really into over-analyzing people's motivations and what factors lead them to do stuff. Combine that with boredom thanks to long stretches of nontent, alcohol, and mental illness I am just locked in taking notes over analyzing people here.
 
Imagine if they bring in Chris Chan? Or Cyraxx? Or both? Really a shame Cobes never came on as a freeloader. Or imagine a Burt and Big Lenny interaction? Jason Genova flexing in the glass room?

This has to be leading to something though, right? Frank or Goldstriker inbound? I really hope it doesn't take three fucking hours. I'd gladly go to sleep right now but if it is something major I wanna catch the chaos live. Wiggers are gaslighting the audience again.
 
Duany'ay mentioned the 3 hour timer just now. He said it's going to pop off in three hours. Jet nor any of production mentioned it to them specifically on camera unless I missed it. I think he's in the know and its why he and Bliccy instantly chose Glassroom, away from the contestants. He is also telling the hot dog story again now.
 
I read a story once of a guy who was hiking up a snowy mountain with this chick, and they got stranded in a snowstorm or whatever, and while they were snowed in she was totally obsessed with him but once they got rescued she lost all interest. Could be similar
That's called the suspension bridge effect, it's well documented in my japanese romcom anime. It's also largely bullshit but every once in a while proves true.
 
if this is an actual event it will disappointing, it will be much more funnier if its nothing or the camera will just cut to the basement and its just ben calling people out for watching 3 hours of people sleeping waiting for something to happen
The entity makes its EPIC return and lurks around for 15 minutes then tips some things over before returning to the basement, never to be seen or mentioned again.
 
Imagine if they bring in Chris Chan? Or Cyraxx? Or both? Really a shame Cobes never came on as a freeloader. Or imagine a Burt and Big Lenny interaction? Jason Genova flexing in the glass room?
Truthfully, none of them could last with the TTS. They melt down from a text based version that they could look away from at any time. They would probably all devolve in a very Alex B like fashion. Also Big Lenny has passed too unfortunately.
 
I gotta say I didnt realize just how TTS fatigued I was until now. I don't even think it's the volume of TTS that has bothered me this season but the quality. Feels way lower than before. Just tons of mad retarded shit. Even spamming JJJJJJJJ was funnier than most that were coming through earlier today
 
This is so calming and ominous, for whatever reason I feel dread.

I know Jet is also a film wannabe fag like Drake, he does this shit a lot with the cameras and the music and setting up scenes. Usually it doesn’t land, but This has fucking nailed it. Auto-pilot director, completely shut down any content, have sleep music on for the viewers, put everyone on edge by seeming genuine with their “great day everyone! We’re gonna reward you guys” threat only to have an extremely foreboding, center frame timer ticking down. It’s fucking terrifying. It’s well done. I just hope the payoff is worth it.
 
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Bashir basically rejected her while Landon has been on his knees begging for her. She is chasing after Bashir while just dangling the carrot infront of Landon, this way she can get the attention of both.

The way she was laughing at Landon during his breakdown over her instead of trying to help him feel better or running away from him makes me think she's getting a sadistic pleasure out it. She's just loving the drama.
I would say she's just naive, stupid, and lost. She enjoys male attention and isn't intentionally malicious, but her inaction in itself is wrong. She's hurting Landon by not just saying "no". She knows if Bashir BTFOs her she has someone to fall back on. Landon is the Plan B. Landon doesn't have the self respect to not be Plan B even though he knows he is.

She comforted Landon after his meltdown from embarassing himself trying to kiss her. If Landon had just stopped and been normal, it could have worked out. Landon could have turned that L into a W. Instead, he is 13 years old and emo. He also lacks emotional maturity but in a different way from Vimp. He's stunted at like a middle school level where she is just unaware of her own actions and has no mindfulness.
 
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