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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
SneakEnergy said:
Unless I misheard, Drake just said he heard a car pull up.
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Aight. Something forsure is happening.
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Too bad there is about 100 different translations to what the fuck this could mean.
 
Meiwaku said:
I could hear them before the weird binaural beats music came on.

Landon Bros....

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Here we see what happens every time the "But they are based religious guys just like me." bros give muslims any bit of leniency.

Give him enough time and he'll convert all the fish and apparently, half the people ITT.

(I like him as a fish btw, my gripe is clearly elsewhere .)
 
Jackpot said:
Yeah that's what I mean. There were so many people involved in that who arent here. Or it could be literal because that was the "PVP zone"
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It’s obviously not the BG set that they’re setting up, but Unibrow is definitely trying to say something here. It has to do with the RP sword fights from earlier in the night, used to set up whatever’s gonna happen.
Enig said:
WAKE UP THE SEASON 3 RV HIT THE PENTAGON THE DUKE HIT THE PENTAGON TURN ON THE TV ANY CHANNEL
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GUYS THE BUDGET IS LESS WITHOUT SAMS MONEY, SO ON THIS RV TRIP WE’RE GOING TO RENO!!!
 
Lonjil said:
What we need is vimp to join the thread to explain her mentality and thoughts, and so we can watch Meiwaku tear her apart. I would love a full mentality breakdown from all the freeloaders and fish tbh
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I'll do each individually. I actually like all of the fish and am at least neutral on the freeloaders.

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Bliccy plays a charachter. I feel she's genuinely intelligent because she's too self aware to not be. She just uses her Bliccy charachter to hide the real her, who is clearly damaged in some way. Bliccy pretends to be retarded and is so good at being funny when trolling that she flies under the radar. This is a coping mechanism because she's still an Alcoholic at the end of the day who has body image issues. Anyone who drinks or does too many drugs is seeking a feeling or filling a hole. She might not fully be able to separate herself from "Bliccy" nowadays.

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Bingo is sensible but overly reliant on Bongo. She is "nontent" but I feel a lot of it is because she has genuine trouble focusing. She's more "out there."

Bongo is content, but would be a trainwreck if she was put into the wrong hands. Bongo has more personality outwardly because she's more extroverted and outgoing. Bingo only really feels comfortable sharing with her sister and is used to being isolated. Bongo is used to talking to people at work, at least.

No, Bongo is not BPD. She just has drinking issues. She needs to focus more on what she likes to do and less on working.

They also need to stop doing drugs. This isn't helping them either.

I think they'll be fine if they develop a social circle outside of their immediate family.
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Bashir is someone who is insecure but in terms of acting correctly or being mindful. He's not built to be an ascetic. He's too human. This isn't a negative. He's fine with his looks but cringes at himself too much in secret. He seems a bit OCD in terms of worrying on doing the right thing. He cannot easily surrender and just "go with it" he needs to autistically plan. His prayer rituals are calming to him because it's control. When he surrenders to God and lets go is when he performs the best. He mogged last night because he just was silly and went all out being ridiculous fanboy. He needs to think less and play more.

I think he has pretty bad anxiety that he masks really well and uses his strong faith God to help cope with. This is not a bad coping mechanism, it's better than chain smoking cigarellos. He should stop doing that. He also has the issue of popping off really quickly, but he calms down easily unlike others who seethe endlessly. He's genuinely kind to his own detriment, it's why people think he's manipulative. No, he's just nice enough to intentionally fuck himself over to assauge the feelings of someone like Drake who was angry he came back.

Bashir is also very uncomfortable with women compared to men, you could blame his religion, but I think this isn't true. He is used to scaring the hoes with his brand of autism and feeling he's unpopular when I actually think more women are into him than he knows about. He's the type of guy that would wake up 5 years later and say "OH FUCK SHE WAS FLIRTING WITH ME I MISSED MY CHANCE!!!!" or cringe daily at past mistakes instead of just being like "oh well". His 'tism comes out here. He can be genuine with the twins because he's not attracted to them so he can find genuine companionship in their presence.

He is a person who denies himself sexual pleasure out of his beliefs but very very clearly has a strong sexuality and DEFINITELY wants to express it and has power leveled a bit in private on this. (His religion just prevents it.) This is a negative because it re-amplifies his fears that are just natural laws of attraction. He is too afraid of the feminine and needs to chill around women. He would benefit from female friends. He visibly gets tense whenever he's around a woman he finds mildly attractive and it takes a bit for him to calm down and interact with her. He doesn't know what to do with them other then his default teaching and sharing. I really don't think he's sexist (despite his +2 attack buff on women) he's just so honest it comes off wrong and his strong, visceral disgust of ewhores is evident. He doesn't give them the attention they want and is visibly uncomfortable around women hoeing themselves around, which angers them. This creates the loop which is why he's been the foid destroyer this season.

He also needs to give up on the monk "just take it" stoicism. Marcus Aurelius is a niggerfaggot who ruins young men. I know this is likely not his archetype basis, but its relevant. He's best when he's a mediator and a friend and not someone who just takes shit for whatever "noble" cause. Taking Fishtank level bullshit instead of just asking for help or calming just leads to crashing out or doing things you regret. Like him just walking over glass with Laura around and then sitting on a stool zoning out for two hours after. It's a raped phase. I know the tank is different but if he does this irl he's retarded. Irl he should just leave these situations or ask for help.
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Drake is kind of the opposite of Bashir.

He's someone who cannot take criticism well. He seethes and has a large amount of pride. He cannot take an L and hates losing more than he loves winning. He doesn't like being challenged ,especially on his manhood. Drake pops off and is mad for longer when he's pissed. This could be a big issue for him and likely has been in the past. He stays at 100 for long enough that he could get himself into trouble being retarded in the moment.

He is very protective of women and is genuinely nice with them... but when other men win? He can't do that. He feels uncomfortable when men are basically at his level and prefers to be the top dog rather than an equal physically speaking. He had to borrow aura from Bashir once when TTS called him Bashir's bitch and pissed him of. Bashir had him challenge him to arm wrestling and knew Drake would win because Drake is physically stronger. Drake also went immediately to wanting to Box or wrestle Bashir knowing this. He is kind of an insecure Alpha who has issues sharing power or taking Ls to men, even if they clearly are better or clearly won. I feel like he's been scorned by men before in some way that's big.

He seems more comfortable with women than men, but this not in a gay way. He's just a big brother personality for younger women but also clearly is into Mommy types. He's the type of man that would be a good girldad but would really put hard and big expectations on his son despite loving him a lot. He has high expectations of men and pushes himself very hard to match these.

Drake is also the type that needs to seethe before he can be sensible and needs to avoid people who stir it and go for people who talk him down when he's about to tard rage. He has it in him to actually hurt someone if he gets TOO retarded too quickly. Dark Drake is not a good person. He got very close to being this guy and I saw flickers of a whispering devil who is very evil inside that could have turned out badly had he let it break him.

He needs to learn to laugh at himself and just take an L in stride. As Ben says L is for learning.

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If Burt ever gets off of his anti-psychotics, he will need to be put down like a sick dog immediately. He's funny, but the man has a psychotic hatred of women and girls. Don't let him around children. He is only entertaining because he's really gullible l, reactive, stupid, overshares, and is not that assertively rapey. Other than that, he should be put to sleep.

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Landon.....

I've stated this many times. He needs to be uncoddled and forced into hard situations without tiger elixir. He has a distrust of men so having him, Bashir, and Drake as bros has been a positive influence for him, per se. He is mentally and emotionally still in middle school, per se. He needs to find the ability to guide himself without women around. Like, really. He really really needs to spend A LOT of time away from women. They should take a camping trip as just guys.

Landon also is too stupid to realize that people being honest with him is for his own good. He is used to being coddled and a real friend will reassure you but call you retarded.

Landon has a lot of potential but is currently wasting it. Since he is in middle school, he will have a lot of ups and downs before he gets there.

He's clueless with girls and needs to be taught how things work in terms of feelings, ensuring she's into it, etc. He clearly is too retarded to be trusted alone if the woman he's with is weak. He's also not wise enough to detect vampiric women like Binx. There's women who were a positive to him, like Anisa. She was good because she had a very clear boundary of unatainability unlike Vimp (not that he would have stopped her if she had jumped his bones).

Landon could easily turn into the creepy ex bf without enough training and boundaries. He will become obsessive over a girl and won't love her, he will worship her. I can see him with some dominatrix type in this way.

Landon is in a most precarious position right now. He can either recover and become OP shining example of how you can make autism a superpoer or end up a terrible and spiraling lolcow. He doesn't realize this.

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Blane is prone to rage when he's upset. He is easily frustrated with himself more than anyone else and cannot find catharasis in anything else other than tard screaming. He likely struggles with feelings of inadequacy and feeling like he's good enough. He feels like he's a burden for his disability and depression. He his own enemy in this sense. I feel this is why he left. He needs to find an inner peace to grow as a person and find goals even if he will be forever on a tugboat.

He also has coomer issues which is chronically online + likely never had a gf before. He should get his tard rage yells in check before he gets one. I don't think he'd ever hurt a woman physically, but he would scream at one. I really like Blane so I don't like seeing him actively suffering. He needs friends who are not giant coomers and a bigger social circle irl.
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Dumbgay needs to shut up and stop being so reactive. He's endlessly annoying and makes me want to fight him when he pops off. He's also an endless seether and talks more than he walks. He is empathetic and good with people emotionally but is just insufferable if he's being gay and dumb. He did have breakfast this morning.
 
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Even if this set up is good. Jet is really turning into M Night Shyamalan. He had one season with a decent twist ending and he has been trying to replicate that since. Just make a good season. Have events happening leading up to a big reveal. This "it's actually a boring night.. or is it?" twist is done once a season. But never this late into the game
 
Jackpot said:
Big Mauro is about to mog the tank
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Meiwaku said:
Blane is prone to rage when he's upset. He is easily frustrated with himself more than anyone else and cannot find catharasis in anything else other than tard screaming. He likely struggles with feelings of inadequacy and feeling like he's good enough. He feels like he's a burden for his disability and depression. He his own enemy in this sense. I feel this is why he left. He needs to find an inner peace to grow as a person and find goals even if he will be forever on a tugboat.
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Earlier today Blane posted something on twitter that said something along the lines of "I hope I can live up to it" in regards to our support of him, I worry he's going to think he has to put on an act when in fact we Blaniacs love him for who he is.
 
Meiwaku said:
No, Bongo is not BPD. She just has drinking issues. She needs to focus more on what she likes to do and less on working.
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Nigga she has BPD she describes so many symptoms. Bouts of intense paranoia and fear with attachment issues, black and white thinking/splitting, not many close friends, difficulty controlling emotions, feeling intense emotions that she can rein in quickly, etc, etc.

Her upbringing was also horrible. Prime environment for something like that to develop

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