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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Production’s allergy to scheduling interesting content during primetime is very tiresome.

I imagine they are in a weird mental space where the days and nights are all bleeding together, but you’re sitting in front of a computer all day with the time and date on it. You can make the call to not waste a Saturday night.
 
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Jackpot said:
It's funny how Dumbgay builds up Frank when his tactics are just a less soy Beth by a big man. It is all things they have gone through before. But Frank knows the line which is how Simbal was able to kick him down some stairs.
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Simbal also tried to choke him with a charger cable.
 
hauntedgraffiti said:
Production’s allergy to scheduling interesting content during primetime is very tiresome.

I imagine they are in a weird mental space where the days and nights are all bleeding together, but you’re sitting in front of a computer all day with the time and date on it. You can make the call to not waste a Saturday night.
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>Production
>Scheduling
you know this is the Fishtank thread right?
 
Idk how these people do it.

I could handle TTS being mean to me.
I could handle the sfx and music
I could handle not eating
I could handle the place falling to shit.
I could handle sharing a room with autistics.
I could handle being inside for 30+ days

But hearing dumbgay tard out at max gay volume when I'm trying to sleep?

That's too much psychological torture.
 
hauntedgraffiti said:
Production’s allergy to scheduling interesting content during primetime is very tiresome.
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It's because after 5 seasons they haven't figured out the concept of shifts. They have to follow the sleep schedule of the fish for legal reasons. If they had multiple shifts each one could work and then you could wrangle the fish into a schedule you wanted.
 
TTS just said Bingo's dad was on the way to her shower with a camera and Bingo said "you don't know anything about our dad"
"all that beef was between our mom and our dad"
 
Osama Bin Laden said:
basically jet rn
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see this is why I sort of suspect a fake-out here, Sam was doing a bit with the whole "I hate you audience!" thing, it wasn't sincere, the ending of s1 was a wholesome thank you from everyone, Sam was fighting back tears.

Maybe I'm wrong, I've been wrong before, but there's this feeling in the back of my head that it's all a bit. That feeling is right more often than not, just usually gets the specifics wrong.
 
Unwired Clutter said:
TTS just said Bingo's dad was on the way to her shower with a camera and Bingo said "you don't know anything about our dad"
"all that beef was between our mom and our dad"
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What's the lore on her family? I've only heard them referenced in that song which refers to her aunt and dad as diddlers.
 
Unwired Clutter said:
TTS just said Bingo's dad was on the way to her shower with a camera and Bingo said "you don't know anything about our dad"
"all that beef was between our mom and our dad"
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There's a police report of him recording them in the shower right? I dont follow the thread super closely, but Josh mentioned it in a stream... but he also gets shit wrong all the time so idk.
 
RollerGator said:
What's the lore on her family? I've only heard them referenced in that song which refers to her aunt and dad as diddlers.
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Allegedly Their father videotaped them and their older sister in the shower when they were like nine. There is a criminal arrest record for it.

Even if the mom did make all of this shit up that's still immensely fucked up
 
crb said:
Or find people that REALLY look like him to do that, like bringing one every twelve hours. It would fuck with both the fish and the people spamming that faggot's name.
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This is the best possible idea, actually hard fuck with them by bringing in obese bearded men and having him just out of view, then introduce him as hank.
Just the thought of him has them barricading a closet and sleeping in trash bags, they are piss scared of him and doing a fake out would be a nontent breaker.
 
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