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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The Man With No Name said:
For anyone reading the thread afterward - Bashir essentially invented his own rule where he can touch it with his hands to 'find it' before pushing it with his head.

Vance said that wasn't allowed, then Jet said it was allowed over the speaker.
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Im a Draconian all the way, but this is how i interpreted the rules as well.
 
I don't even know what the rules are. James rolled around like a retard trying to find his watermelon without using his hands, but when Bashir lost his he just stuck his hands out and felt for it and they didn't penalize him.
 
The Real Taylor Swift said:
It is a very aura-loss reason to want to go on Fishtank. TTS and contestants have crapped on priests forever and never once did I go "I need to get in there and prove them wrong"
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Because you are a gigantic pussy coward. I'd FOR SURE go into a stream to be ridiculed and tortured for a month to defend something that's between me and my nigga God
 
New rule from mints on intercom: players are allowed to shimmy watermelon upstairs were their legs and thighs. Using your head is probably literally impossible.
 
wow... so its not watermelon dodgeball... ?
Buttery Death said:
Drake's gonna lose :(

Islamtank confirmed. Bash will agree to split the prize money with the twins to mog production.

"the only reason I'm here is because someone called Islam gay"

So gay.
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allah is channeling divine justice through the melon to bash...
 
Okay I was about to say, using your head to push it up the stairs would have made this 10x longer.
And it is not part of the regulation "Melon Heading" rule book as written by its founder, South African business man Derrick M. Elon
 
Bashir lost a lot of time stuck at the bottom of the stairs. New rule: knees are allowed going upstairs.
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The Real Taylor Swift said:
It is a very aura-loss reason to want to go on Fishtank. TTS and contestants have crapped on priests forever and never once did I go "I need to get in there and prove them wrong"
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It's cope. He's a superfan who has wanted to go on since season 1 and Season 5 is probably when he was able to. I looked into it and before this he was living in Japan for a bit.
 
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