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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
"H-haven't we been averaging it for challenges before?"

Holy shit kill yourself Jet you haven't

"Uhhh if we add it then thats an advantage"

yeah and if you average it its an advantage to drake cause now you need two people to reach a certain goal instead of one
Objectively, James' abrasion wounds are much worse than Bongo's, I'm not sure why they don't think so.

Problem here is that Bingo's not trying hard enough. They do have a numerical advantage, so if this was a composite result, they'd win by addition. Rule of averages makes sense.

Also, the furniture was assessed according to quality more so than speed for them. They have four hands working, James had two.
 
Twins have no shot of winning, they're already physically weaker by a drastic margin but now twins need two whole successes while drake only needs ones, it makes no sense.
 
"James Drake is totally going to dumpster the autists but also we have to make sure he has an advantage over them because we thought this gimick of two contestents would be funny but never thought of it logistically"
 
The issue is, Ben and Jet have pointed out several times in the last week that Bingo has been sleeping a lot. She wasn't trying. It started before the candy challenge. Ben pulled them aside and told them that Bingo was the better twin in a way to motivate her more. It didn't work. Then Bongo asked Jet if she should get Bingo and Jet said, "We're honestly done with Bingo, no" and she laughed but it was clearly not a joke.

They are clearly frustrated that Bongo has been putting in effort and Bingo is largely inconsistent. Sometimes she's semi-active but she hasn't been largely into it and it shows. Granted, during the rug-burn challenge Bongo did say to let her handle it...that doesn't excuse the rest of the time. Unfortunately, as a team, there is dead weight and it is Bingo.
 
"James Drake is totally going to dumpster the autists but also we have to make sure he has an advantage over them because we thought this gimick of two contestents would be funny but never thought of it logistically"
Makes a lot more sense when you remember this was supposed to be between Bashir and Drake
 
Honestly some hard truths is what Bingo probably needs. Is she just going to continue life while Bongo does everything?

Clearly there is some resentment that came out when Bongo had her candy meltdown.

Bingo doesn't try because she knowns Bongo is going to do fucking everything.
 
Twins have been repeatedly told and treated as a single contestant. If you cut a person in half and put them back together you are adding them to each other, the two halves aren't averaged together causing loss in some areas.
The entire premise of the twins is they're frail retards but had two bodies to make up for it and now it's literally been reversed where those two bodies are now a disadvantage.
 
Honestly some hard truths is what Bingo probably needs. Is she just going to continue life while Bongo does everything?

Clearly there is some resentment that came out when Bongo had her candy meltdown.

Bingo doesn't try because she knowns Bongo is going to do fucking everything.

If I recall, Bongo once said that she's worked two jobs to take care of Bingo and that Bingo hasn't worked.

Bongo takes care of her sister but I wonder if she ever realized that it isn't normal for a sibling to have to literally carry someone else. If I had to carry my siblings through life I don't know if I would succeed...that's a lot when life is already fucking tough as an individual, let alone having an anchor keeping you back.
 
If I recall, Bongo once said that she's worked two jobs to take care of Bingo and that Bingo hasn't worked.

Bongo takes care of her sister but I wonder if she ever realized that it isn't normal for a sibling to have to literally carry someone else. If I had to carry my siblings through life I don't know if I would succeed...that's a lot when life is already fucking tough as an individual, let alone having an anchor keeping you back.
You might not have heard this but Bingo gave Bongo her nutrients in the womb.
 
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