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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
positively haram
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Chuck Shiesty said:
Still think if Drake nutted up and made out with Burt or Dumbgay
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This is like a Burt rapey pick up line, I don't think there's much nutting besides what Burt would be doing in his pants if that happened. A real man STEPS UP and has gay sex with burt for internet livestream points.
 
Onkenataor said:
Well they already said they wanna help with family payments to evade eviction, pay mothers car and get themselves pc or something if I remember right. They wont at least spend it to fund another shitty mubi movie
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They said they want to get materials to set up for streaming/commissions and use the rest for a house in Arizona. Seems reasonable and smart to me so long as they don’t blow a bunch of money on impractical tech stuff for their “art”
 
Second monitor will be deafly silent in 24 hours. Thanks to everyone for the banter and updates. It is much appreciated. the forum culture is so much better than X / reddit / 4chan even with the certain users simping a bit too much. Will miss you all.
 
Rache Bartmoss said:
Jet talked a lot on his off-season plans and the state of the community on Telegram this day.
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"Yeah so uhh, our big idea for off-season content to keep you subscribed is that we're going to throw a big house party in a mansion and film it"

Bro just say you want to take a month of to fuck groupies, it's more respectable than trying to act like the audience is the one that wants you to throw a house party.

The camping idea could be cool, it might be hard to cast for though especially if they really want it to be a "hardcore survival" type of camping.
 
I don't know what i want to see more, Landon getting his ass kicked by burt and alex b in front of vimp, or the twins to win so James drake acts like a sore loser. I would prefer both things to happen.
 
I’m gonna just gonna mini-glaze Drake a bit since the twins are the fan favorites now.

I think it’s really neat that a normie 36 year old dude could even get this far. It’s also cool that he just went straight into a finale after having done a strenuous race with Bashir followed by a fight. James has struck a good balance between charisma, tenacity, and strength. He’s a great fish in my book and I would’ve loved for him to face off against Bashir in the final.

The face off with the twins is neptunian in its own sense, as James has been cucked by most of his teams all season, which is somewhat similar to Bongo having to carry Bingo. Dem nutrients matter. Shoutout to sneedchat, it’s been really fun. If the twins do win I won’t be too mati, I totally get their appeal. Glaze complete.
The cuckscoot across the floor will never be forgotten. I really hope that there’s some redemption out there for the tiger who essentially progressed from 12 to 14 years old on the show
 
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