This finale would have been insane if it was Bashir v Drake. The way Drake hit Burt and choked him out was intense.
Best cast without question in my opinion. Here's my effort post while I eat lunch.
All Timers:
Bashir - like Burt, I cannot believe someone like him exists. Annoying beyond belief, hate magnet on the show (love magnet in this thread
), produced some of the best content on fishtank. Great enough that he has his own Creed theme song. He has to be on Bloodgames 2.
Landon - proved there is no such thing as character growth for
26+ year old virgins him in particular. (How the fuck is he only 22? Jesus Christ.) He is proud to be in the "Ghost Community". Had the most brutal middle school rejection arc ever recorded, which also proved there could never be another show quite like fishtank. Leaves as an alcoholic janitor who may blow up his career because Anissa told him he could do more with his life (he cannot).
Twins - endearing content machines. Were coddled mostly due to the fact that production/paypigs couldn't bring themselves to fuck with them. Their story pulls the heart strings and they have never bored me. Stepped up during the triathlon and their art and story are cute. I'd be happy if they win the money but I am hopeful Edmund McMillen (Binding of Isaac) throws them a line and gives them some opportunities after the show regardless.
Drake - proves that normies can be just as if not more fucked up than autistic shut ins. Great watching him give up everything for 50k. He beat the shit out of a mentally ill black man within seconds of being asked without remorse and on camera. I don't think another fish in history would have done it like that. Always in the middle of content. Him standing in the hall covered in shit during room wars is the iconic image from this season for me.
JD - a closeted gay man with the personality of a Reddit Moderator. Everything he said made me hate him more. His body language, the way he wore his hair, his voice. Most hateable non serial killer/pedophile I have ever seen in my life. Laura broke him and gave us arguably the best night of content of the season. Wigger W playing the Abbey Road medley as his girlfriend took control of the Jeetbot to confront him.
Great:
Antara - unironically love her and the Jeetbot.
Vicky - gone too soon... I think she would have been an all timer if she stayed longer.
Anissa - I thought she was great while she was there. She was demented, stored piss and shit in a Stanley cup. Rearranged Landon's psyche forever.
Each one added so much to the tank, so much content, they all played well off the other contestants.
The freeloaders were well utilized for the most part and some were outstanding characters themselves. Head was great for the time he was there. Laura had a Jeff Francoeur-esq career, until she lost it. Burts goo room arc is one of the funniest things the show has ever done. Blane was awesome, and I hope to see that disabled gooner tonight and in Bloodgames 2 if it happens.
Even with the wigger project management and live production style (none, retarded, fueled by galaxy gas), this has been far and away my favorite season.
