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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
My ranking of the fishtank seasons as a day 1 watcher. I'm a degenerate hellhouse advocate fyi.

Season 2
Season 1
Season 3
Bloodgames
Season 5
Bitchtank
Season 4

Maybe season 5 could have ended up higher if the final days weren't so slow and boring
For me:

S3 (before the RV arc)
BG
S2
S5/S1 (tied)
S3 RV Arc
S4
Bitchtank
Anything related to Streamstars
 
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he's a vanilla milkdud now!
 
We can spend hours saying how to improve the show after season 5 but each season has devolved into letting the money roll in through TTS farming and fishtoy blitz more and more as the season progresses. From the wigger perspective, as long as they're making money they don't need to put in more effort. I think a lot of people see that that's short sighted and lazy, and that the wiggers are basically robbing themselves of more money but they're satisfied so things probably won't change.

Part of the charm of the show is the wiggers being incompetent and short-sighted. I love watching shit fall to pieces, as long as it isnt season ending.

First challenge is biggest physical change, with the wiggers tossing out an electric razor. James Drake snatched it up to shave his head immediately. Burt is collecting the hair.
Skinhead arc inc
 
What a good challenge: "Biggest physical change!" and gives them a shaver. Like what could they possibly do other than shave especially since Drake already shaved himself bald? What a lame challenge
 
Bashir is still my favorite. He got eliminated fairly, he could have studied Family Guy trivia before he came on the show, and the Watermelon Golf challenge was super scuffed on rules but not in a way that ended up mattering. Drake vs Bash would have made a better finale, this one still has the tension of whether the Twins will actually compete or if they think they're owed the win, and I'm excited to see if someone crashes out when they finally lose. Drake might crash out because of how hard he's had to work to make it here and has ended up with very little to show for it, Twins might crash out because they think they deserve the win because they're double Josie.
 
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