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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Jet randomly made up the "twin results are averaged together instead of added" rule on the spot for the very last challenge of the season requiring twins to produce -two- successes in over to beat out a -single- Drake success. It's objectively stacked against them since they have to produce more than James does.
Yeah like when they made 2 desks, or when they both had to vomit
 
Jet is not trying to be subtle about the fact he doesn't want the twins to win. Ben and Letty instantly recognize the difference with the back of their heads and Jet is the one fag pretending its a tie cause he knows giving it to Drake would be too obvious even for him.
He's just being a Simon Cowell type because he has no horse in this race because he wanted Bashir to win. I imagine he's playing hard ball with the Twins still because he wants them to step up and go hard instead of giving up or half-assing the rest of the challenges.
 
Jet randomly made up the "twin results are averaged together instead of added" rule on the spot for the very last challenge of the season requiring twins to produce -two- successes in over to beat out a -single- Drake success. It's objectively stacked against them since they have to produce more than James does.
Two desks. Four hands. Two hands. Don't be selective now.
 
Alex B motivated the twins there. He took the role that Blane had in Jungle room. Bingo was so hesitant for the hair and then stopped Bongo from shaving her eyebrows. Alex stepped in and asked if she really wants it and Bingo said FINE.

Alex B is what they needed. I hope he continues to be the monkey motivator
And James has Burt, I love the s3 cheerleader bit.
 
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Now that's a fucking winner
 
Two desks. Four hands. Two hands. Don't be selective now.
The challenge they still lost because they are drastically physically inferior to Drake. The entire original premise of the twins contesting is they were both weak but together made up a single contestant and that got changed last second.
 
Jet just clarified the party house idea. He said it would be something specifically for casting to feel people out better before they are actually casted them fully for the season so they get less duds.

Which could be cope, but if it's real, it's really not a bad idea.
I think it's a really good idea except people flying themselves out is going to filter a lot of people. I'm not sure exactly how to do it though, since paying to o fly 100 people out for 3 days isn't really viable either.

Watching Bingo and Bongo's audition I can totally see why they passed on them initially, where a live trial might of shaken out their charm.
No, that's what I been agreeing with you for. Matter of facts he evens kissed a girl now... so... Fizzly he will geta girlfriend maybe after the show per se and even be fizzly contacting her...? Is that a fair question at least? Can we shake on it?
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I'm confused, we haven't been discussing this?
I do not know the last time Emma was on screen … however, I do know that that was the last time I had thought about her.

Emma wasn't an entertaining contestant, but she was good content on the show, and I remember that when ever the gnomes "hehehe" about something.
Drake vs Bash would have made a better finale
I'm not so sure it would, the had several I think Bashir would of refused, like hurting Burt and shaving his head
 
Or like when Bongo (Even according to Jet himself.) beat Drake for the sweat and rugburn challenges but because Bingo also didn't beat him they got the loss.
I agree the twins shouldve won that, i think they just wanted Bingo to try more. It's not some grand rigging
 
People keep bringing up the desk challenge like the twins had an advantage but they’re literally women. They could’ve had 50 women on the team and Drake still would have won because it’s a challenge about putting furniture together.
 
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