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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
"rIgGeD fOr tWInS durrrrr"

I thought twin simps were annoying, but James fanboys might actually be worse. Crying rigged every time he loses a challenge, even though he has a clear advantage in the majority of them.
That's not a knock on James himself. He's been killing it and deserves the W. But I think some of you are genuinely gay for him.
 
Upside down dodgeball, wonky goggles
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Remember when Jimmy annoyed production so much they let him do a challenge? His idea was to jump down the stairs on a mattress and not have a scoring system. This is what this whole last day has felt like.
 
Fun fact: the upside down goggles show up when you search "drunk goggles" on Amazon so there's a nonzero chance the original idea for this bit was drunk goggles dodgeball but they thought upside down goggles would be funnier.

Upside down goggles are also like $20 each while legit drunk goggles are considerably more expensive so that could have been a factor.
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Imagine these as a debuff in Bloodgames 2, like someone is cursed and they have to wear upside down goggles as part of the curse.
 
"rIgGeD fOr tWInS durrrrr"

I thought twin simps were annoying, but James fanboys might actually be worse. Crying rigged every time he loses a challenge, even though he has a clear advantage in the majority of them.
That's not a knock on James himself. He's been killing it and deserves the W. But I think some of you are genuinely gay for him.
drakers should be taking hits on the chin

stay hard
 
Burt: "I already shit my pants."
Ben: "Who told you to do that?"

Jet: "Did you shit for Drake?"
Burt: "Yes."
 
This is Fishtank, challenges dont really matter, being entertaining does. Drake mindbreaking Alex B and his performance as a eunuch robot during Never Die Living is enough for me to consider him an all time Fish, even if I don't personally like him as a Bashtard.
If that was the case, this final should be Bashir vs Landon, as they are WAY more content than Drakes shitty acting. No one mindbreaks Alex B, he is already broken.
 
the thread is going to be full of spergs crashing out lol

:story:
You all said that about Bashir being eliminated too lol, didn't happen
People just want the challenges to not be retarded and actually make sense, not just changed and the rules made up on a whim after the challenge has happened, no matter who wins.
 
Everyone who doubted Poop Tank, please fill out your apology forms now.
 
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