🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

  • Want to keep track of this thread?
    Accounts can bookmark posts, watch threads for updates, and jump back to where you stopped reading.
    Create account
Official KF Fishtank livechat here!

With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
I'm a little annoyed some of the lovely niggers in Kiwichat convinced me to go all in on fucking Landon when I knew Drake had something special about him from the start. The piss pants convinced me. Give him the $50k. Fuck it.
 
>Goo challenge ends
>Winner gets handed their check
>Stream is about to end
>Jet then goes "but wait we have one more thing for you guys."
>Head enters the building with an assault rifle and starts gunning down everybody in the house

Jet i kneel.....
 
Halloween23 said:
Mizzy is the biggest fishtank streamer now. I don't know how it happened but I'm not bullshitting you. She gets featured on the front page of kick all the time.
Click to expand...
Cause people find her attractive, same with Josie. Pretty much every ex-fish that is doing well is a girl, and they are either quirky or attractive
 
One-Eyed Willies Treasure said:
Big ups to Sneedchat. I'm sure it's been said already, but it was a lot of fun watching it with fellow retards who aren't insufferable. I'll see you guys next season.
:semperfidelis:
Click to expand...
we can still come back between seasons to make fun of/enjoy whatever they're doing between seasons. Plus Bloodgames should be soon.

Is there are SardineTin thread or do we just use this one?
 
emmas biggest contribution this season is discovering that the gnome voice can do a very funny laugh

hehehe suicide
 
Bozo Gnarly said:
View attachment 8853839
GOO MAKES ME HAPPY
Click to expand...
Photo inside of Nazi Goo camp (Poland, 1945)
JewishBoysWithCholera.png
 
Halloween23 said:
Mizzy is the biggest fishtank streamer now. I don't know how it happened but I'm not bullshitting you. She gets featured on the front page of kick all the time.
Click to expand...
interesting. ive actually watched a decent amount of her streams (although not recently, admittedly) and dont really recall any of them doing good numbers. even the really funny ones.
but maybe things have changed since then.

edit:
shes streaming the finale right now to 140 viewers. i guess that not terrible. its not great either though
Screenshot 2026-04-13 203156.png
CH4TT3R said:
yeah i fucking hated JD i didnt even see emma leave lmfao
Click to expand...
a bunch have said it now and its kind of a meme but i honestly do not remember how or why emma left
 
Oxiclean Crack Addict said:
>Goo challenge ends
>Winner gets handed their check
>Stream is about to end
>Jet then goes "but wait we have one more thing for you guys."
>Head enters the building with an assault rifle and starts gunning down everybody in the house

Jet i kneel.....
Click to expand...
Final challenge: give head head and make it gooey
 
Alright, this is the end. I am in the honeymoon phase, but for me this was my favorite season because of the cast (THE BEST OF ALL) and the certain little things that spiced things up. The retarded wiggers being more transparent, Antara, Bam, freeloaders (Blane is a real nigga), them waiting to give actual money after the quitters left, GOO. Ip2 shit and forced shit to certain people (inb4) were cringe, but eh. Can't have it all good. Also, watching Frank and Frankfags crashing out daily in real time was hilarious for me.

It was my first season watching together with the people on kiwichat and the thread. It was super fun and super funny. Idiotic, but I am particularly happy to have posted funny things that made people laugh. Following Mei's love journey was also fun. Even the bickering and namecalling for... nothing... was also fun.


I love goo.

That end was fucked and the mere fact that Ben really rigged for w/e as he said killed it for me.


See you niggas.
 
Last edited:
You must log in or register to reply here.
Back
Top Bottom