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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I know they're wiggers and all, but they didn't think to pivot from a goo wrestling match when the twins got immunity???

I don't blame James for destroying them 50k is an insane amount of money but what a downer of an ending
They don't even need to change the match up for the twins, if they didn't actively fuck them over with changing the rules regarding how they work as a team they would be several points ahead right now and the goo match would have been irrelevant.
 
Great we get to watch a muscular 175 pound male put two autistic girls in a headlock and just not move. The twins are completely powerless to do anything but submit.

This is genuine nightmare fuel for girls, they are completely trapped and unable to do anything.

This is my first season. Are other seasons like this? Just incel tier content where we watch men beat women?
No this is dark even for fishtank.
 
God bless the twins, they tried hard. God bless Bingo for following her sister into hellfire. Nobody more loyal than Bingo in show history. o7
 
Absolute Goranian Chemo. These dumb wiggers couldn't pivot from a planned Drake v Bashir final and they had days to think of a plan B.
 
did Jet actually think the twins would just 'add their muscle together' and that would beat James? that's not how that shit works you utter fucking retard
No, I think the producers just don't think ever. They either thought two small unfit girls could overpower a (at least seemingly) fit muscular man who almost weighs 200 pounds (Which is beyond fucking stupid). Or, they thought people would find this content entertaining, watching a man dominate and pin two girls

Either way this is just incel thinking.
 
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Jet "It's time to put on a brave face for your fans"
 
You could write a case study about Drake. Getting the most normal guy on earth to double-chokehold 2 emaciated retard girls is as interesting as it is disturbing
 
That was worse than the S3 ending. I can't stop thinking about how they went from remodelling the whole house for the swamp challenge to whatever the fuck that was.


jet talking to them in the closet, I bet it will take these fuckers half an hour to bring out the check. They should just do it now. Give them the money and end this gay show. Hopefully they do better next season
 
This went from a generally fun season to the worst fucking season possible due to this fucking ending.
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"no no it's ok we let a dude we clearly favored choke you two and are paying him tons of money for doing it it's totally not fetish stuff make sure to be brave and smile for your fans!"

Rapist energy.
 
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