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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I think this final challenge alone is enough to take this out of my favorite season ranking. Abandoning Burt in the desert was cruel but funny, this was just cruel.
 
You're watching a man throw away his humanity for fortune and fame and you hate it?

This is peak faustian kino right now
I can't wait for the Montreal screwdriver afterwards
 
The Final Challenge: Goo-Wrestling. In it's full horror. Cut out a bit of Jet talking to the twins in the closet.
Its SUBMISSION WRESTLING. What were they thinking?
Hard watch cause its doomed from the start lads. You know exactly how this will end before you even watch this.

 
No, I think the producers just don't think ever. They either thought two small unfit girls could overpower a (at least seemingly) fit muscular man who almost weighs 200 pounds (Which is beyond fucking stupid). Or, they thought people would find this content entertaining, watching a man dominate and pin two girls

Either way this is just incel thinking.
maybe Kody quit because of this specifically? Like if I was in basement I'd have fully bodyslammed Jet over thinking this was an okay challenge. It was boring, it was unfair, it was gross to watch, and it isn't good entertainment.
 
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They look like fucking Dobby right now LOL
 
This is the hardest watch from all of fishtank for me
There's only been a few brief moments that made me really go wtf

In s2 when airsoft fatty was riding people as santa in bed and he was looming over trish's head (off the bed) and i thought he might decapitate her
And then when did end up riding on her legs, the audible snap from the wooden bed frame breaking (I thought it was her bones)
TJ/Shinji/and that other girl getting pulled off the bed in a sled before getting dragged around for swamp olympics- I thought TJ broke his tail bone

But I think this is worse
 
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