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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
It all could’ve been redeemed if they’d shamed James even a LITTLE, give him the 50k but press him on getting it by physically dominating two small women. “Oh buddy hope you’re happy! Good to have you on Fishtank!” But instead they just congratulated the ripped normie on stomping the autist show.
Yeah, felt like there was zero payoff to the whole "make a normie debase himself" aspect, if this is what Ben's grand vision was for Drake, that galaxy gas has eroded his brain completely.
 
Season 3: Ending pretty much saved the Vegas arc, which I largely checked out of, probably will be the best ending the show ever has
Vegas was great
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The Final Challenge: Goo-Wrestling. In it's full horror. Cut out a bit of Jet talking to the twins in the closet.
Its SUBMISSION WRESTLING. What were they thinking?
Hard watch cause its doomed from the start lads. You know exactly how this will end before you even watch this.

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And here we have... the public ruination of James Drake.

I was going to say something about this earlier, how Fishtank winners typically embody a spirit of selv overcoming and thus far Landon (until the last few days) was the only one with a growth arc, and James Drake's arc was about a descent into madness. And here we are. We've arrived at the clip that forever lives on the internet that can't be explained to your girlfriend, or your boss, or a casting director, or anyone really. He won the $50k but it destroyed him completely. Neptunian Kino.
 
Bongo walked past Jet and was happy, I don't think she cares.
The vibe I got from Bongo is that she was just happy to be a part of it and to get a small break from having to be the bread winner for her mom and Bingo. Bingo on the other hand has been wanting to leave for at least two weeks now and probably couldn't wait for it to end.

I guarantee if Jet said "the show is extended another month" Bongo would have jumped for joy.
 
It all could’ve been redeemed if they’d shamed James even a LITTLE, give him the 50k but press him on getting it by physically dominating two small women. “Oh buddy hope you’re happy! Good to have you on Fishtank!” But instead they just congratulated the ripped normie on stomping the autist show.
Seems like everything after James Drake's victory in the kiddie pool was going to be said no matter how it went. Jet basically told the twins to stop moping and he'd pay them off before walking out and going through the planned routine. It was unlike any other ending, even season 4.
 
The size of the pool also kept the twins from attacking him from two sides, the only viable strategy. Sorry, I’m going to be seething for a minute
 
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Lol Drakes GF thinks the harassment is going to stop after that finale
She should be glad the Twins at least walked out with 20k at the end, being basically saved from homelessness. If only James would have gotten the money, it would've been 10 times worse. And I'm not even talking about the wiggers.
Was it a good cast? Yes.
Was it a good season? Definitely.
7/10. Great season, beyond abysmal ending. James Drake fucked up his reputation worse with the finale than he ever could by uttering the nigger word.
Any complaints regarding Jet can be expressed here.
 
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