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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
That was a supreme season in almost every way.

Quick Highlights for me:

-Landon went from being one of the frontrunners, to being a drunk simp with an ego, and getting mogged.
-Bashir was disliked for being the ginger muslim, but won over some of the odder people ITT.
-Antara was a jeet getting some strange simping, then getting cut off at the end.
-Freaky ol Burt getting paid, and humbling Alex B. (Nothing will humble that mental patient.)
-Mints being a total homo and allegedly posting here.
-Watching some users in sneedchat sperging and dooming at the end like they weren't watching a show helmed by retarded wiggers.

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(Landon's rise before his downfall.)

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(Future Bliccy.)

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(Twins and the retarded succubus.)

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(Fat Wigger.)

Hope a lotta you will keep coming back to KF.
 
Spergichu said:
The real winner this season was TJ. Man had the opportunity to come on with Binx and he backed out at the last second because of a "bad gut feeling".
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TJ’s gut sensing that a fishtank season is going to suck versus his gut sensing that he shouldn’t be messing with Florida e-girls.
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Guys idk why you are complaining, people in this thread assured me that physical challenges between Drake and the Twins are not only fair but fun,
TOTAL NORMIE WIN!!!@#!
 
Meiwaku said:
So when does Frank show up?
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20 minutes away
EmoMom said:
I think it’s more of the fact that we saw a trained male fighter put two small autistic women in a chokehold and almost break their arms
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Yeah there needed to be some extreme handicapping or an alt-wincon for the twins, but like I've been saying I don't think they wanted the twins to see money period and did the 20k out of pity.
 
I'm glad Bashir was 3rd. If that ending was Bashir vs Twins we would NEVER beat the allegations
 
Crooked 16th said:
The villain winning the show is not fishtank.

James might be the one of the biggest pieces of shit the show has ever seen and that is really saying something. Dude beats his ex wife then goes to Alaska to for a fake suicide and uses it as a manipulative story so he looks good. Then on the show he manipulates and threatens people left and right, pushes a girl down 3 times smaller than him making it look like she fell, physically assaults Bashir and threatens to kill him, and doesn't object to wrestling two women who couldn't hurt a fly. But hey Jet and Ben got there wouldn't it be cool if a norime won ending.
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It's fishtank, what are you expecting him to do? Who are you expecting fishtank contestants to be, paragons of virtue?
 
Meiwaku said:
I'm glad Bashir was 3rd. If that ending was Bashir vs Twins we would NEVER beat the allegations
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The QRD on why they wanted Drake vs Bash so bad is all of Season 3 Burt kept talking about splitting the prizing with every contestant and it was the catalyst for Sam and Jet just torching it in Vegas. They knew Bashir was going to do a similar bit with the Twins and wanted to use that ending for his thesis or whatever the fuck he's writing and nyxed any chance of the twins running into Bashir.
 
It was so cool how actor James Drake Coleman managed to win the final challenge by shitting and pissing in his pants on camera and choking out 2 young women. Well done James Drake Coleman, actor, filmmaker, business owner of Wild Canvas Media.
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Easy Mummy said:
I'm not gonna try to give into recency bias, but overall, I would say the greatest savior to this entire season was scaling it down from 40 days to 30. Seemed like the fish were way less bored this season than others cause they had shit to do at least daily, even if said things were dumb sometimes.
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i agree with this. this season felt like there was a lot more consistent uptime.
famous house was also had a lot of stuff going on but this was even better.

Chuck Shiesty said:
20 minutes away

Yeah there needed to be some extreme handicapping or an alt-wincon for the twins, but like I've been saying I don't think they wanted the twins to see money period and did the 20k out of pity.
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jet more or less said he didnt want them to win on basement cam
not that you even need verbal proof of it after that finale..........
 
The wiggers cap off their most consistent season and what should have been a huge redemption after S4 with pure darkness and despair. No issues with Drake winning but having him manhandle the frail spergs was depressing. Genuinely sad it ended this way. I guess they always fuck it up at the 4 week mark.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
I can't really be too mad at James Drake. I mean what was he supposed to do? Just let the twins win? That'd be even more insulting.
The real hate should go towards production (as usual).
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It's the fault of Mints, as usual.

Drake deserved it...but not like that.
 
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