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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
Omnimon32 said:
I've seen people argue that the Goo Wrestling could of just not of happened but production said from the start the Goo would play a vital role in the finale so it was always going to be the last challenge no matter who the final 2 were. It's just unfortunate that the final 2 was so physically mismatched.
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The "Goo is needed for the finale" was a macguffin for Burt and the fish. The 1,000 amount was made up on the spot. Almost everything they say and do is improvised.
Omnimon32 said:
After the show, Jet and Ben are sitting on the couch answering the rest of the TTS that fans are submitting and one TTS was bitching about how unfair the final challenge was and Jet's response was "If the Twins would of pissed and shit their pants they woulda won". What Jet is saying, just like the opinion I read, is that everyone is harping on the Twins losing the final challenge but they need to harp on the fact that the Twins did not perform very well at all in all the other ones.
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It was always going to end in a tie leading into a final challenge.
Omnimon32 said:
With that said, they should of scrapped the Goo wrestling for another Goo related challenge that wasn't combat related.
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It was actually rigged for James Drake to win, it was not going to be fair after they had decided the victor. They ignored every "narrative poll" for this.

Don't be so gullible. Jet and Ben lie for a living.
 
Me Love You Long Time said:
These are the same Josiecels who will jump on the next autistic quirkchungus contestant in S6.
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this implies that i won't be spamming this image whenever someone gets mogged, or eliminated, or just because i feel like it.

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If they dont actually sell the goo that might be the most retarded thing theyve done on a production level (other than S4)
 
Most of my thoughts have already been treaded in various posts in this thread so I won't bother rehashing them. I will say, it is kind of strange to me how quickly I forget about things that happened throughout the season. I will likely do a rewatch of the recaps in a week to try and remember all the highlights I've somehow forgotten about. Some off the top of my head just skipping through this thread:
  • Charity's laugh.
  • Anisa trying to overflow the sink and kill the tank.
  • The cell in general, specifically shirtless seal JD.
  • The broken keyboard.
  • Emma.
 
Burt is currently preparing to burt-off in the goo factory, but has been interrupted.
 
Cracked Aces said:
Most of my thoughts have already been treaded in various posts in this thread so I won't bother rehashing them. I will say, it is kind of strange to me how quickly I forget about things that happened throughout the season. I will likely do a rewatch of the recaps in a week to try and remember all the highlights I've somehow forgotten about. Some off the top of my head just skipping through this thread:
  • Charity's laugh.
  • Anisa trying to overflow the sink and kill the tank.
  • The cell in general, specifically shirtless seal JD.
  • The broken keyboard.
  • Emma.
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Bro the ending literally was like crush porn sadistic. Bashir manipulated Drake to make him shit himself and get this he made drake CHOKE (shaking and crying as I type this) the life out of the twins where you can see bingo almost unalive. Drake was bricked up the entire ordeal. This is a horrible show and I am ashamed to have watched the whole thing.
 
The final challenge should have been a goo snowball fight. They could have set up mattresses on either side of the dorm to stand behind and let the fish select one or two freeloaders to help them fight. The match could be scored like splatoon where whoever was able to get the most goo splattered on the opposing team's mattress/teammates wins.
That would have been more fun.
 
Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
The final challenge should have been a goo snowball fight. They could have set up mattresses on either side of the dorm to stand behind and let the fish select one or two freeloaders to help them fight. The match could be scored like splatoon where whoever was able to get the most goo splattered on the opposing team's mattress/teammates wins.
That would have been more fun.
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10oz isnt that fun to get pelted with
 
Minorityreport said:
sorry for winning nigga
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Sorry for sounding like a retard, but does anyone know where this AI song came from and where I could find the original audio? I have to admit that it's pretty good.

As for thoughts:
I remember peeking into Fishtank Season 1 and watching a little bit of Season 3, but this was the first time I found myself watching a season from start to finish. It's an excellent cast, it was a goo season. The ending was super fucked up even by Fishtank standards, though. Everyone knew how the goo wrestling challenge would go from the very start and you could obviously tell the vibes were absolutely atrocious afterwards. Wiggers really love to drop the ball and then be unable to work with it and it's tragic to see, because Fishtank at times can be genuinely magical in a way nobody else can replicate, I doubt even Ice Poseidon or any other ripoffs would be able to do it. Possibly El Estanque? I need to look into that one. I really did love Landon and seeing his fall from grace was genuinely heartwrenching. I hope he gets someone in his life that can steer him away from the lolcow traits he's beginning to show, he's got a good heart even if it's hidden by all the simping, cowardice and tiger king bullshit. Hoping the twins manage to make do with their 26k and their simp army.

Loved spamming Sneedchat with all-caps shitposting. I can't wait to do so again with you niggers, you're all the best and made this season that much more fun for me. In conclusion, JD is a faggot!

Suck me through my jorts.
 
bookers said:
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1. wall challenge - i thought their wall painting was better
2. story - their story was traumatic, they're autists not actors (like james drake)
3. 'just try harder' bingo who everyone kept saying was dead weight beat james in the cig smoking challenge.
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Bliccy is incredible, I need to find where she streams- her instragram was banned.

I liked Drake's tagging better than the Twins. Everything I've seen from them makes me think that maybe art shouldn't be their bag unless it's something like how Sam took poor foster child Jet in as an apprentice.
 
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Maximilian Rez D'Fault said:
The final challenge should have been a goo snowball fight. They could have set up mattresses on either side of the dorm to stand behind and let the fish select one or two freeloaders to help them fight. The match could be scored like splatoon where whoever was able to get the most goo splattered on the opposing team's mattress/teammates wins.
That would have been more fun.
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drake probably still would have won this and it would have been an infinitely better ending.
 
ratduckowlgymnastics said:
I liked Drake's tagging better than the Twins. Everything I've seen from them makes me think that maybe art shouldn't be their bag unless it's something like how Sam took poor foster child Jet in as an apprentice.
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It definitely was better lmfao. They'll do fine though in a small bubble making comms for autistic fans, Josie made decent money with the same gig. Edmund McMillen loves them too so I won't be shocked if he pays them to draw some shit for his next project.
 
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