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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%
  • Total voters
    765
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Jackpot said:
I also want to say I think if they (production) aren't going to press the autistic wall flowers themselves, and then said autistics also are able to befriend the other fish and freeloaders, just don't bring any more of them on if you are then going to arbitrarily say they didn't go through enough or don't deserve it.

It was not Bingo and Bongo's job to seek out conflict. It was to their benefit to pick and choose when to back people and when to pull back. It is production's job to hassle people and if in the future a contestent is too nice for you to do your job, to allow them to grow and adapt, to make the money? Then either don't bring them on in the first place. Or don't show contempt for them because no one organically wants to beat up the two autistic little sisters in the house until you dangle 50k in their face at the end.
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in the basement chat jet seemed like he was absolutely seething about the twins being in the final two
like whos fault is that, nigga?
so he makes the showdown end in a tie so that he can have jdrake do the dirty work of taking his own anger (over his own incompetence) out on the twins in a sadistic way.
jets a faggot. not that this is news to anyone.
 
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Based'gay has been dancing by himself in the kitchen for the last 20+ minutes

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The others (Drake, Bashir, Letty, Vimp and Laura) are all out the front, coming in and out and dancing.
 
bookers said:
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in the basement chat jet seemed like he was absolutely seething about the twins being in the final two
like whos fault is that, nigga?
so he makes the showdown end in a tie so that he can have jdrake do the dirty work of taking his own anger out on the twins in a sadistic way.
jets a faggot
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They should have just kicked them at the candy count for being too drunk to bring all their candy down and too cocksure about winning the whole thing for that to be something that crossed their minds. Would have taught them the same lesson without going through the James Drake torture chamber.

They're also 20k richer for it, so who knows.
 
Overtime challenges.
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Everyone filtering in to witness the spectacle that is Gooburt.

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He's dancing to the goo song. The dog looks terrified, but has been the whole time.

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Vimp and Landon reading Burt hieroglyphics. Ransacking rooms.

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Wonder how long they'll keep streaming? Kinda wholesome to see most of them acting chilled out and normal.

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Burt appears stuck.
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Jet: "This is genuinely disturbing to watch. It's like he's being reborn."
Bash: "He's recreating his origin story."
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Omnimon32 said:
Also I feel like James Drake shitted in his pants long before the "shit your pants" challenge. I just feel like he did it thinking or knowing that it was going to be a thing and competed with shitty underwear on.. I know I'm probably delusional in thinking that. I've never seen someone shit on command like that and I don't think he's the person to do it. Maybe I'm wrong though.
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For the record, this is an insane take
 
I think it would be best for the Dragon for him to gtfo of dodge and never be heard from again in the fishtank universe. Lay low for a few months on social media so the trolls forget about you then go back to doing whatever you were doing before.
 
Halloween23 said:
I think it would be best for the Dragon for him to gtfo of dodge and never be heard from again in the fishtank universe. Lay low for a few months on social media so the trolls forget about you then go back to doing whatever you were doing before.
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The level of psychopathy these people are showing towards him is not unprecedented in Fishtank. Mostly they like to see normies cut to size, but when a normie finally wins they lose their shit like this.

A Josie-type character hasn't won Fishtank since season 1.

And Season 4 was full of unlikeable characters. It was going to boil down to Direnc vs Freddy and that's it.
 
Halloween23 said:
I think it would be best for the Dragon for him to gtfo of dodge and never be heard from again in the fishtank universe. Lay low for a few months on social media so the trolls forget about you then go back to doing whatever you were doing before.
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Part of me wants him to come back as production or a freeloader. I don't think directly interacting with the fans will do him any good.
 
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