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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I'm seeing some weird sentiment around Shinji and I can't help but feel it is tainted by the S2 edit. He was not at all like Josie. He was a natural performer and did well in challenge when people took the time to explain it to him. He just struggled with English and Sam seemed to resent him for... not learning English by being on a show.

If anything he is closer to the Twins where they thought the gimick of an Asian guy who only kinda knows English would be funny but never thought of it logistically and got mad at him for needing special consideration considering his obvious disadvantage.

They also broke his glasses. So he was essentially blind and language deaf for a lot of the second half of the season.
Yeah 100%, he was THE frontrunner until the final week when he finally gassed out (along with the entire show) and just withered while the wiggers and Sam rigged it for TJ.
People are acting as if it was all a close call and Twins had a chance at winning IF ONLY the final challenge was different. Nope, twins just sat on their ass and coasted to the end with little effort or pushback, then they half-assed most challenges including the final ones. Drake was the decisive winner all season and they just wanted an explosive ending after creating enough suspense. The final day was just bullshit padding and the winner was very clear.

But I guess twins said "yesh" instead of "yes" once then dressed up as mustard and ketchup so that's worthy of 50k. My bad.
People still aren't processing they went from getting nothing to getting $20k because of the botched trivia bit, they shoulda been long gone per the Wiggers Plan.
 
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The thing is that even if it was Drake vs bashir it wouldnt be well matched at all, may as well be Suzie vs James because none of the contestants could beat him in that shit.
Yeah, I think there's a good chance that Bashir vs Drake would have ended in less time than Drake vs Twins. Aside from the fact that he had to have them both tap out at once he was clearly being very careful to not do anything that will leave them hurt afterwards. If it was Drake vs Bashir he wouldn't have held back, Bashir would be face down in the goo tapping out in less than 30 seconds.
 
Some more of Drake saying he thought it was shitty, but he'd do it all over again if he could (for 50k)


EDIT: Drake on Burt's behaviour during the final, and the saying nigger thing

 
Yeah 100%, he was THE frontrunner until the final week when he finally gassed out (along with the entire show) and just withered while the wiggers and Sam rigged it for TJ.

People still aren't getting they went from getting nothing to getting $20k because of the botched trivia bit, they shoulda been long gone per the Wiggers Plan.
Sam was the one who rigged it for TJ. He was going out of his way recounting and challenges and shit to help him. It's probably lost media now but I remember Jet being on camera in the stairwell during the finale saying he wanted the final shot to be Shinji betraying TJ.
 
Yeah 100%, he was THE frontrunner until the final week when he finally gassed out (along with the entire show) and just withered while the wiggers and Sam rigged it for TJ.
shinji legit had covid or some shit at the end. he was sick as fuck during the finale
granted i think tj had a bruised rib or something at the end as well, but shinji obviously gassed out because of a bad illness
 
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Yeah 100%, he was THE frontrunner until the final week when he finally gassed out (along with the entire show) and just withered while the wiggers and Sam rigged it for TJ.
I think if I remember correctly, the college friend who talked him into applying for S2 only showed him the comedic bits from S1 so he was thinking it would just be a wacky comedy game show similar to something you'd see in Japan. So when the crazy shit started popping off he got kind of put off and confused. Mixed with the chain smoking and glasses breaking. Yeah. He deserved better.
 
Recently I've been reading about the pioneer of contemporary aeronautics and rocketry Konstantin Tsiolkovskiy, and couldn't help but notice a bit of a resemblance:
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Maybe Sam's next persona could be an eccentric Russian scientist who makes the fish do makeshift aircraft racing.
 
Some more post-finale clips

First a little talk between the twins and Drake.
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And Mints gets a good laugh out of the room!

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So many people ITT are seething about the drake twins finale when the twins themselves are cool with it and are vibing with drake after the fact. Keeping the cameras on after the season end was one of the few good decisions the wiggers made this season.
 
People are acting as if it was all a close call and Twins had a chance at winning IF ONLY the final challenge was different. Nope, twins just sat on their ass and coasted to the end with little effort or pushback, then they half-assed most challenges including the final ones. Drake was the decisive winner all season and they just wanted an explosive ending after creating enough suspense. The final day was just bullshit padding and the winner was very clear.

But I guess twins said "yesh" instead of "yes" once then dressed up as mustard and ketchup so that's worthy of 50k. My bad.
Nigger, do you actually read what people have written in here or are you just inventing a straw man so that you can write an epic takedown?

Nobody is disputing that Drake was the best competitor and that the Twins didn't do enough to win. The wiggers just didn't need the finale to be torture porn sadism shaving their heads and having them choked out and crying to be their final moments on camera.
 
Recently I've been reading about the pioneer of contemporary aeronautics and rocketry Konstantin Tsiolkovskiy, and couldn't help but notice a bit of a resemblance:
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Maybe Sam's next persona could be an eccentric Russian scientist who makes the fish do makeshift aircraft racing.
the commie youre looking for is trotsky.
sam unironically wears the same glasses as him
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Nigger, do you actually read what people have written in here or are you just inventing a straw man so that you can write an epic takedown?

Nobody is disputing that Drake was the best competitor and that the Twins didn't do enough to win. The wiggers just didn't need the finale to be torture porn sadism shaving their heads and having them choked out and crying to be their final moments on camera.
The worst was jet taking them in the closet and giving them its a my show speech after he did all of that to them
 
But I guess twins said "yesh" instead of "yes" once then dressed up as mustard and ketchup so that's worthy of 50k. My bad.
They did a lot more than this, you're being bad faith to make your argument sound better. There's compilations of the content they produced. They are not required to lawn dart themselves into conflict to make retards impressed by how much they suffered.
 
Only these retarded wiggers could fuck up such a good season right at the end. They didn't even bother changing the final challenge once the twins won immunity. I think even if Bashir won immunity as Jet would have wanted, Drake would have still won pretty easily. We saw them fight multiple times throughout the season and Drake had the upper hand every time. At the very least it would have been watchable, since what we got instead was essentially a humiliation ritual for the twins. They brought in Blane, his mom and Bashir to see this shit btw.

That being said, I'm glad the wiggers had some sense to give the twins 20k as a second place prize, because otherwise people would have been way angrier. Hopefully the twins can put that money to good use and get out of their shitty situation at home. If they focus on their art, start doing streams and commissions and ignore all the weird simps they'll be just fine. They could also come back to fishtank again as freeloaders if they get paid, but after this finale I'm not sure if they will be coming back (maybe Bongo will, Bingo looked really done with all of it though). I do hope to see more of them though, they were fighters until the very end. And just to be clear, I'm not mad at Drake or blame him for playing the game, I wouldn't have wanted him to give up his prize for free to the twins. The fault lies on the wiggers, I get that they were trying to "break the normie" to see how far he would go but in this case I don't think it panned out, for me this finale was borderline cruel and unwatchable.

Anyways, it's fishtank, I know what I'm watching so I won't dwell on it. Thanks to all the clippers, recappers and all of you that had something interesting to say. This cast was really good and I hope we get another good one for season 6 as well. See you all then.
 
So when the crazy shit started popping off he got kind of put off and confused. Mixed with the chain smoking and glasses breaking. Yeah. He deserved better.
I think S2 had a lot of dangerous mishaps, because TJ got a fucked up rib, Shinji got sick, nobody being fed while smoking a ton of cigarettes, bad sleep...

Hellhouse gasses itself out by day 5. It needs to be gradual; Frank is also a penalty for early game Fishtank, he's someone you send to wreak havoc for three days and then leaves.

The S3 Wild Randy thing made me laugh as hard as Burt getting beaten for S5 finale.
 
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