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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
There's something poetic about this ending. In his ambition and avarice, James Drake finally gave in to the insanity of the show, manhandling two retards in a Goo Hell. He won, but at what cost?
 
Autistic Outhouse said:
Thought I'd capture all the custom songs that were made for the season, in case someone wanted them.
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I hope they do more AI theme song SFX in future seasons. Landon’s theme will be stuck in my head for months to come.

The best generated songs were still the scuffed Wild Randy songs from Bloodgames though.
WIIIILLLD RANDYYYYY AND HIS DOGGG JIMMY
 
At least one wholesome thing happened last night. Alex B congratulated Burt on his 50k and told him he earned it and was the true winner of Season 3. It warms my heart to see this looping junkie show some humility and grace in defeat. Also, Burt comes out of the bisexual closet. Sorry if late.


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NyQuil said:
Just want to say also that I think people getting mad at the Twins for being coddled are being a bit ridiculous. Playing up that you're weak is a legitimate strategy that is used both irl and in reality tv competition shows all the time: make your competitors underestimate you. It's not really the Twins' faults that nobody wanted to mess with them. When Laura was disturbing their sleep, Bongo did get up in her face, cussed her out and smashed the jar of salsa she had. She was down to box her, too. I think Laura would've destroyed her, but she was clearly willing to get active. Reddit in particular has directed a lot of vitriol towards them that I think is weird as fuck. They're now even saying they feel worse for James than the twins for the goo fight. I'd love to see them keep their composure after getting choked out with your sister by someone way stronger than you after a 24 hour humiliation ritual.
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That's part of why I slightly preferred twins to win. Both winner options sucked, and either one would've tarded out if lost, but at least the twins' coddling was passive, people just kind of grew to not want to fuck with them. Shit was actively rigged for Drake from the start to finish. They could've done something, anything, to change the finals, but they chose not to. For what? What was the point of the "look, even normies can do well here"? To attract normies that'll quit at any sign of trouble? Total Reddit victory.

Also, not paying a dime until the wiggers make up their fucking mind on what they want. They constantly shit on the viewers that "all they want is peepeepoopoo tank", but then take every opportunity possible to bash on friendtank, down to making the ending having everyone cheerfully bring in the goo just for it to be used in that shit. It's totally fine to have a vision that might not even include friendtank, but what kind of vision is it? What do they actually want, if it's not one or the other? Nonstop 1488 and 30 days of pouring condiments on each other?

skrod said:
Also, Burt comes out of the bisexual closet.

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I'm pretty sure this is the second or third time he's come out of the bisexual closet, he'll go back to saying he's bisexual sooner or later.
 
i find it sort of bizarre that reddit rooted for james drake so much throughout the season.
i'm not sure what to make of it, like latent homosexuality or some weird sort of projection like they see themselves in jdrake
and its chemo that jet seemed to cater to that, whether intentionally or not
 
The owner has showed up and he is a bit upset his 6 year old cactus got nuked. Start at 2:45 in.

 
Tap Water Enjoyer said:
So many have clapped like seals when "BASED" Emma asked Antara if she shits in the streets. Abusing an innocent indian woman paid in cents? Hehehe. Defeating two autistic women for 50k? Waaah so cruel! They're just little girls! (26 btw).
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from what i remember everyone/most people in sneedchat and the thread found emmas indian moment fake and gay
 
A bit late, but that ending was probably the most fucked up thing I've ever seen.
What were the wiggers THINKING giving Burt fifty thousand dollars?

Jokes aside, I think it was fine. Absolutely unforgettable, if nothing else. Would have been much, much better if it was actually Jet's vision and he would stop deferring to what he thinks the audience wants. It's his art project, he needs to have the balls to make exactly what he wants to make. I think he gets real nervous without Sam there to tell him "fuck the audience". Did Kubrik worry about what people would think of him? No, he pushed his actors until they spiraled into drug addiction.

Aryeh should be on the fucking streets crabwalking off a near-lethal dose of fentanyl right now.

Jet either needs to (actually, for real this time) Jet it up or take a backseat next season. No in-between.

I've got a million other thoughts and ideas but I'll shelve them for later.
 
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