🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[R9K Insurgent]

honestly im surprised kiwifarms TTSes went thru i thought jet wanted to cave our skulls in with a bat

TTS has been on auto approve for probably 90% of the season, they said at one point during a basement talk that they don't give a shit at all, they've been cool.

 

[Aidan]

Haven't they been brought back for every finale though?

Do you mean each season? I consider it fan service at best and in season 3 Jet used it to push his friend's merch. I think Jet wants to use them but they're hard to work in when it's fans, fans, fans all the time.

 

[Rango Dango]

TTS has been on auto approve for probably 90% of the season, they said at one point during a basement talk that they don't give a shit at all, they've been cool.

some kiwi needs to apply for s6 i think

 

[Unwired Clutter]

Surreal image after 30 days

 

[mer569]

Also, where the fuck were the sharks all season? I expected them to atleast show up for the finale.

Jet said the fish were fans and would "soy out" whenever they saw them so they didn't bring it back cause it would be "cringe"

 

[Wax]

Shit like this is another reason the twins didn't deserve to win.



Josie 2.0 did nothing but be heckin wholesome quirky autismos all season and now their retarded simp fanbase want to ruin a guy's life because he defeated them.

 

[bookers]

hes talking to himself hyping to get out of bed lol

 

[Mentos]

Somehow I doubt that.
There would be more markyposting if true

There was a fair bit of markyposting, but without Sam I doubt the alogs care to spam it as much.

 

[John Kiwi]

Somehow I doubt that.
There would be more markyposting if true

After this many seasons they probably have done a decent job adding automatic filters for certain terms and their workarounds. I'm sure that cut down on some but I definitely saw it approve very fast for me and others had things get through that in the past would be filtered so I think it was on auto alot

 

[bookers]

Shit like this is another reason the twins didn't deserve to win.

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Josie 2.0 did nothing but be heckin wholesome quirky autismos all season and now their retarded simp fanbase want to ruin a guy's life because he defeated them.

"twins didnt deserve to win because some fishtank fans are unhinged"
add it to the list

 

[ratduckowlgymnastics]

Spoiler: Vimp twitter posts post-tank

Does she not realize this isn't a compliment?





Who likes her music? It's complete trash.


Fisher-Price toy for the toddler

 

[R9K Insurgent]

some kiwi needs to apply for s6 i think

A few people here did lol @Marche was one of them iirc

 

[Rolex]

If you swap Direnc and Freddy for Emma and Bezo, this season would have been actually unbeatable, cast-wise.

Edit to add that Direnc may have actually been able to tilt Drake and Bash off the show.

 

[JeffreyMaxwell]

This pretty much sums up why i dont like Drake as a Fish.
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Beginning to end, coddled.
Twins were coddled by the other Fish. Not by production. A legitimate strategy. Seem so retarded and weak that no one wants to fuck with you.
James was coddled by production the entire show. A large physically fit and intimidating 36 year old man who got carried to the end without getting fucked with so that Jet and Ben can say that "Normies can win!"

James wasn't coddled, he was gassed up and gaslit. They basically drove him to madness, aged him 10 years, and made him poison in his field. His dream career will never happen. (Even though it never would have anyway beyond some D-list Tubi movies.) The autists and spergs who usually come on to Fishtank can benefit from their time there. But with Drake it is basically ruining his reputation. He's like an elf that got Uruk-Hai'd. Just look at the before and after picture of him from Day 1 to Day 30. Dude is probably traumatized. Twins will have a good ending, they'll land commission work, they could start a stream. If they threw up a GoFundMe it'd probably make more than the $50k.

Today I'm thinking about how darkly hilarious the ending was. They're all singing the goo song, all happy and united as Friendtank, as Familytank, bringing the goo down with a little dance and smile. And then they are stunned into an uncomfortable silence as Drake is forced to choke out the two adorable "quirk chungus" girls of the season. Blane's mom looked mortified. Burt looked like he was about to cum. It was one of the darkest things I've ever seen.

Leaving the cameras running was smart, because you could see in the aftermath everyone was cool, no one was hurt, and so on. People on Kick will have a very different aftertaste than pay pigs who could still roam through the house.

And this morning I woke up to the homeowner walking through the house going over the damage. Now he's meeting Landon.

 

[Rango Dango]

be heckin wholesome quirky autismos

"Thank God I'm white" - bingo & bongo

 

[Wax]

"twins didnt deserve to win because some fishtank fans are unhinged"

Yes, unironically

 

[cohle]

Here's most the footage of when the owner came in and looked at the remodeling the wiggers did.

 

[Lonjil]

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Now that it's (basically) over, does anybody want a torrent of shoddily capped/organized cams mostly focused on plot/twins/landon?

If possible send it my way. I will keep seeding as long as I am able

 

[Akashic Retard]

some kiwi needs to apply for s6 i think

I’ll be goading a friend of mine to audition for season 6. She’s like a combination of Laura and a little Bliccy. Watching Laura this season I kept thinking “she really reminds me of X” and realized she’d be perfect for the show.

 

[bookers]