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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Burt finally woke up and he decided to bless us with one of his homemade songs that he has recorded on his phone! (FT site clip so skip like 30 seconds in)
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
We knew this already, SAIF has pages talking about how based Charlotte Fang is lol.
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i mean i knew about saif.systems, never really delved deep into it so i didnt know about it mentioning remilia corp
PhoneCharger said:
I could be completely off here but isn't this some weird NFT sex/death cult thing? If even 1% of how Bashir acted on the tank was sincere he should be incredibly against it
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bashir is knowledgeable but he seems kinda retarded
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Tl;dr is Indian dude who used to get off to girls cutting themselves and pretending to be one himself makes an NFT.
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I didn't realize this was the backstory holy shit. I just thought it was a goofy NFT thing. Even thought the "Milady" spam in comments about it was silly. That's grim
 
John Kiwi said:
I didn't realize this was the backstory holy shit. I just thought it was a goofy NFT thing. Even thought the "Milady" spam in comments about it was silly. That's grim
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Good rundown here on it. Probably relevant to link since it's obvious this is the direction Bashir is heading in.

Wiggers used to shoutout Milady and adjacent projects (Season 2 and BG) and then balked hard after BG, which is when I assume Sam got the full jist of the backstory. BRG, which is tied to it, were the guys trying to prop Jon up as a replacement for Fishtank with ADL. Shadi, who tried to push the Nepstein files Channing style, is fucking the BRG founder. Pretty easy to play connect the dots.
 
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Sonderkommandos transporting the Zyklon G for twins extermination
 
StimulatedOrb said:
So this was the grand vision Ben had for Drake?

The guy coasts most of it, losing most of the things he is in. Then he chokes out two mongs and everyone pretends he had such a hard journey beating Emma and the Twins? Bashir had to have it rigged against him, and it built to nothing. Ben made it out it was some grand plan.

The first season without Sam has been a bit of a mess. Oh well, next time I am sure they will fix the issues they keep having over and over again. See you faggots when Drake disavows and condemns Jet and Ben as evil racists, and helps support a gofundme to get them deplatformed.
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I like it in an unraveling kind of sense. What is worth it for $50,000? The camel & the needle & an eye and all of that.

Feels very psychological and like James got picked apart. I don’t think that was the point, but also it feels somewhat intentional. Deconstruction of a normie. He held up fairly well imo

Personally, I’m reflecting. And in that way it feels like an engaging finale.

JUST SET ME FREEEEEEEEEEEE

I’m glad to have the season be over.
Chuck Shiesty said:
A lot of them are Aryeh tier, even some of the posting in this thread had me looking sideways. I do wonder about the correlation of being employed/type of employment relating to which fish someone supports, or their hobbies and interests. Every season there's fan takes way out in fantasy land I assume directly correlate to stuff like that. The art challenge in The Fishbowl is a pretty good encapsulation of this, actually.
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I was unemployed for half the season if that tells you anything
 
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krack said:
I don't hate twins, but I couldn't them take seriously when they were sperging out and being crybabies.
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Well they are literal spergs, the way they act is where the term "sperging out" even comes from.

I think the internet has grown so used to tossing around the words autism/retard/sperg in association with just mildly weird or quirky people that they completely lost perspective when they're faced with actual autists.
 
It will be funny in a way if Blane keeps providing updates on the twins. I know that at least one of them has a Twitter already. Like they’re figments of Blane’s imagination that he talks about in the third person.

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I really hope that neither one of the twins end up dating fans.
 
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