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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Gef Mongoose said:
It will be funny in a way if Blane keeps providing updates on the twins. I know that at least one of them has a Twitter already. Like they’re figments of Blane’s imagination that he talks about in the third person.

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Blane is a good example of what happens when you let being on the tank go to your head. He's become such a cornball
 
I really do hope Sam is back in full next season and not season 4 Sam if he does comeback. There was so many times this season where it just felt directionless and you could tell in previous season this is where Sam stepped up and help the most. Ben and Jet just can not let their ego's go to think of the show as a bigger picture, On one hand that isn't bad but but when your running a 24/7 live stream you have to leave that shit at the door.
 
The only person to truly get robbed this season, she won this
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Gef Mongoose said:
It will be funny in a way if Blane keeps providing updates on the twins. I know that at least one of them has a Twitter already. Like they’re figments of Blane’s imagination that he talks about in the third person.

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This dude is going to be insufferable within six months and kill any good will people had towards him.
 
Monkeymanbob said:
I was unemployed for half the season if that tells you anything
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yeah, no shit

I think an important moment of the season was during the Historical Characters swordfight where James Drake was brutally dominating everyone he fought. Ben leaned in and said something about how it was supposed to be more of a show: instead of playing Shakespearean dramatics James was playing American Gladiator against dents. James laid off the heat, but the entire season was him restraining himself against feebles. Great owns like shoving Alex B or skeletally stunted Clayton, nutritionally deprived twins, staying the hardest with the most candy. If Ben and Jet couldn't meet his physicality, they had to outdo him with creative design, and they failed if it really hinged on a goo wrestling match.

Can anyone blame James for "pushing the button" and strangling two small women for $50k? I don't think so, and it isn't any artistic moment when Ben and Jet design this outcome. It's serving chihuahuas to a pitbull on LIVE. I thought they may have both teams live sale telethon off the remaining goo containers, I thought they may ask anything BEYOND sheer force out of the participants for the finale, but it's back to gorilla wigger shit which is what we should all faithfully expect by now
 
Rango Dango said:
both of the twins outperformed landon and laura during meat olympics so its not like they just coasted to the finals
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Their performance during the season is irrelevant, no female contestant was going to win this season no matter what. The goo wrestling was the chosen finale before the season even launched, everyone seems to be forgetting that the steel tables and components for the goo were in the room the entire time. The most physically fit fish was always destined to win this season and the wiggers knew during casting that it was James Drake by a huge margin.
 
Gef Mongoose said:
It will be funny in a way if Blane keeps providing updates on the twins. I know that at least one of them has a Twitter already. Like they’re figments of Blane’s imagination that he talks about in the third person.

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Made me smile, good for them.
 
Ancient Pioneer said:
Their performance during the season is irrelevant, no female contestant was going to win this season no matter what. The goo wrestling was the chosen finale before the season even launched, everyone seems to be forgetting that the steel tables and components for the goo were in the room the entire time. The most physically fit fish was always destined to win this season and the wiggers knew during casting that it was James Drake by a huge margin.
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How many times do I have to point out Jet said he didn't expect the goo to be that big of a thing and they decided to work it into the finale after the lie to the fish that it was key as an excuse to make some goo? You're giving them way too much credit.
 
StimulatedOrb said:
I dont think a woman will ever win, and thats down to Josie. Maybe a tad too far, but I mostly agree with that. As much as Drake could be a nontent queen himself, not even Emma is as bad as Josie.
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Direnc probably would have won S4, just on the basis that Sam was convinced from Day 1 she was the only one who wouldn't use the money like a retard. Which has always played a part in production sentiment.
The Man With No Name said:
Direnc was the most competitive female fish they ever had and she was wasted on S4, same with Freddie. And now because they're on the same season with untouchable freaks like Aryeh, they also didn't get an invite back.
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Needing to bring Letty in to try and take her down a peg was extremely telling. She more than likely didn't get an invite back because Australia is fucking expensive, the application forms for future content say US only for a reason.
 
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