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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
filthypenguin said:
It's unclear if Shinji would have actually won the show if he'd defeated TJ because there was no tie after the gauntlet. There was a short talk between Sam and Jet about Shinji not having enough points to win even if he won the boxing match.
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This was a little more clearly defined. TJ had the definitive lead due to Tayleigh and Shinji over estimating each other's scores and over cursing each other. Sam's idea was still giving Shinji a shot by completing his "villain arc" by choosing to betray TJ for the win. IIRC they left it to an audience vote but TJ had the overwhelming support behind him to vote that TJ should just get the W. So ultimately they just decided to end it on a boxing match where TJ would win regardless of the outcome.

Some opinion added, to be fair Shinji's villain arc was greatly exaggerated by Sam and Jet towards the end. The most villainous thing he did were mogging Trish during the bed building challenge but expressed he felt bad about it later. And he took some points away from TJ during the swamp Olympics but not enough for it to feel like a complete backstab
 
I have to say I really do see why everybody likes the show so much just because the real winner is decided off-season.
 
Lonjil said:
You guys and gals can have Bashir. I want Richtie the cute cameraman in my dms :( he has a goth twink vibe going on
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I just want to give these kids a good meal and fill the mom void in their hearts so they can become more functional members of society, starting with Jet
 
Meiwaku said:
I have to say I really do see why everybody likes the show so much just because the real winner is decided off-season.
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Since we're on this, the only person to actually win S3 was Luke, given he became G's protégé, and even his 'elimination' was a lame knee-jerk reaction. If he had stayed in the house during Famous House, he'd have generated a ton of content. In the short few days he was in the house, he provided a lot of funny bits.
 
Rango Dango said:
i think the best course of action for landon is to ignore her
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He should stay away from not only ewhores (like monkeyspit, vimp, binx) but also from the internet in general for a while. He is endearing, but I don't see him being entertaining as a streamer.
Just hang with Wes and the wiggers and then work around that. Maybe talk to Ghost about that job? But really stay away from soul-sucking vapid women.
 
I think that Bezo was a net positive for the show, but would have been horrible if he lasted longer than 36 hours. The fag went way too hard too soon after low hanging fruit and got everyone including Bam against him. Gay-ops from some retarded Minecraft drama forcing him out day 2 was a great end to his character.
 
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ElAbominacion said:
I need to tackle this just for completion's sake:

Season 5 effectively ended when James Drake defeated Bashir during the Watermelon Golf challenge. That was the peak, with even the music and the cinematography involved doing justice to the elimination challenge. That was the decisive event that determined the winner.

The Twins should have been eliminated during the candy challenge; the rules were slightly bent to eliminate Landon instead, but if things had taken their natural course:

1. Bashir, Drake, Landon, final three
2. Bashir wins trivia.
3. Drake wins the elimination challenge vs Landon.
4. Drake and Bashir compete, outcome uncertain, but probably a victory for Drake by points.
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This is essentially what I posted in https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/page-5804#post-24243122 almost to a tee.

Also it was the paypigs that voted for the recount on the website, so we have them to blame too.
 
ElAbominacion said:
I need to tackle this just for completion's sake:

Season 5 effectively ended when James Drake defeated Bashir during the Watermelon Golf challenge. That was the peak, with even the music and the cinematography involved doing justice to the elimination challenge. That was the decisive event that determined the winner.

The Twins should have been eliminated during the candy challenge; the rules were slightly bent to eliminate Landon instead, but if things had taken their natural course:

1. Bashir, Drake, Landon, final three
2. Bashir wins trivia.
3. Drake wins the elimination challenge vs Landon.
4. Drake and Bashir compete, outcome uncertain, but probably a victory for Drake by points.
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I'm of the mind that the Fishbowl with Bashir v. Drake would've also been pretty disappointing. You can't really tell me Bashir would be up there shitting and pissing his pants and throwing up. Unless they hammed it up with the fucked up challenges because it was Twins and Jet was seething about it I'm almost positive that either it would've been rigged to be a tie game and then the wrestling would obviously go to Drake, or it would've been a massively disappointing blowout with Bashir getting no points because he's headstrong with his morals. You could tinfoil and say that maybe the Fishbowl wasn't meant to be the ending challenge and it was meant to be Watermelon Golf but it got changed to the Fishbowl when the Twins won immunity, if so that would've been a good final challenge.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
He'd probably be decent at production honestly. If they offer him a job he should take it.
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Not with the technical parts of it for obvious reasons, but in handling people and "things to do" within the Tank? For sure. Again, he is endearing, that could work. Jet was wrong in glazing him when he came back as a freeloader because he turned into a very annoying simp, but he was right about the "you shouldn't be just a janitor" part.
 
Jackpot said:
This was a little more clearly defined. TJ had the definitive lead due to Tayleigh and Shinji over estimating each other's scores and over cursing each other. Sam's idea was still giving Shinji a shot by completing his "villain arc" by choosing to betray TJ for the win. IIRC they left it to an audience vote but TJ had the overwhelming support behind him so ultimately they just decided to end it on a boxing match where TJ would win regardless of the outcome.
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If your interpretation is correct (and I think it is), then the second season did not have a prowess challenge that mattered for elimination.
ElAbominacion said:
I need to tackle this just for completion's sake:

Season 5 effectively ended when James Drake defeated Bashir during the Watermelon Golf challenge. That was the peak, with even the music and the cinematography involved doing justice to the elimination challenge. That was the decisive event that determined the winner.

The Twins should have been eliminated during the candy challenge; the rules were slightly bent to eliminate Landon instead, but if things had taken their natural course:

1. Bashir, Drake, Landon, final three
2. Bashir wins trivia.
3. Drake wins the elimination challenge vs Landon.
4. Drake and Bashir compete, outcome uncertain, but probably a victory for Drake by points.
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The candy challenge is kind of a mystery. There's a possibility that the missing candy was a production gaslight because Blane was in the basement just beforehand, and there's a possibility that the amounts of candy were rigged. The only way that this changes anything is if the candy challenge was rigged against Landon, which still means the game was unfair, unless you count his vote towards the recount as consent to be eliminated, at which point we're back to it being rigged against the twins.
 
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