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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
This Season was honestly more watchable for me because of the house dynamic, the down times were definitely not as bad as other seasons, season 2 i had to tap out after awhile it got to be unwatchable and season 3 with the Vegas arch killed the entire vibe until
Wax said:
Possibly sounds of people downstairs fucking starting at 0:30. Could be water pressure causing a pipe to shake or a washing machine but there is a rhythm to it.

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Don't worry it's just Mints downstairs getting cracked by production
 
Where did the "It matters how you make a jagerbomb" copypasta originally come from? What is the full text? I've been wondering for a while now. I don't remember how it got started..
 
Buttery Death said:
Where did the "It matters how you make a jagerbomb" copypasta originally come from? What is the full text? I've been wondering for a while now. I don't remember how it got started..
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idk im trying to find it and searching for "and it has to be red bull" doesnt show any results
 
I check the cams randomly and Ben is using the sauna & talking about stuff he found in the house. He looks somewhat less wiggerish compared to yesterday
 
Jet has always had a great deal of respect for women, and always treats them well...The twins are lucky all they got is some soft headlocks (it still looked shit though)
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Alright so I went back to the stretch of the 6 point gap comeback by the Twins because of the amount of people saying it "was always intended to end in a tie anyway" without there being an analysis if that was the case.

Based on what I gathered, I just disagree. The Twins won alot of their final points pretty fairly on the final stretch of challenges and there were a few James Drake could have easily won but just didn't.

The only "rigging" IMO was them cutting the "penultimate" challenge when they saw the scores were tied, but that just obviously works out better for a climactic end and scoring reasons since no one got points for the Spit Take challenge. I don't think it's fair to the Twins because I genuinely feel like they earned that gap. And I think it's giving the Wiggers way too much credit that they could have forseen the Twins winning all the challenges they needed them to.

I started from the biggest gap in points before the Twins comeback which was this score here at the start of the 24th challenge
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24 Most weight gain- This one was fucked top to bottom because Letty messed up Bongo's weigh in. That being said Bingo clearly gained more on a body mass one. It still was too scuffed to call rigged instead of just incompetence
25 Laura's Dog- Laura states at the beginning that her dog is a "Slut for men" hence why it goes to Bam first. But despite this the dog clearly chose the Twins. Not sure how you could call it rigging when Laura even stated her dog prefers men. The dog even runs to the Twins right away but Jet changed it to "she has to stay with you."
26 Build a skater - one of the few times in a challenge the Twins won based on charisma over Drake. This one really could have gone either way since both costumes were good. I don't think you could call rigging, it was a tight call.
27 Tag the wall - one of the few in the Twin's favor. You could maybe argue him leaving it to audience was rigging. But based on how pissed he was the audience chose the Twins and how he almost overruled their vote, I highly doubt that.
28- Ebonics. An acting challenge, though the Twins could have channeled Kiki and Koko to do better in this one. No rigging unless you want to say it was another acting challenge.
29th Most snot - Genuinely how can you say this was rigged? Bingo was shooting out marbles of snot even without Bongo's contribution. Do women make more snot? Is that the rigging part?
30th-Longest scream. Bongo proveably won and it was honestly shocking how bad James did in this one.
31st/32nd - proveably couldn't be rigged because how could you ever anticipate someone pissing and shitting themselves so easily. Unless you want to argue it isn't hard, which takes away from a legendary Drake moment.
33 Spit Take - Tie off water metric. Ignored recommendations of it going off of the amount of genuine spit takes. Hard to say if rigged to keep the Twins down a point or Wigger incompetence.
34 Upside Down Dodgeball- James could have easily won this. The only foul play you could count is that they let bouncing ball hits count, but Jet said they count on the first life and James only hit Bongo once in any way.
35 Smoking challenge, James could have easily won this but Bingo just out paced him, obviously had a more smoked down final ciggie, no rigging. Unless you're trying to say a grown man's lungs couldn't beat a 90 pound girl's.
36 Most racist sentence challenge, you could maybe argue another one more in the Twin's favor just on them having said nigger before, but James could have still tried without saying nigger but his was just an uncreative list of white "slurs" with no creativity or venom. Obvious Twin Dub
 
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The only "rigging" IMO was them cutting the "penultimate" challenge when they saw the scores were tied
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Yeah, it was about making sure they tie. They would have kept making up challenges until it was tied, so they can do the final challenge. That is how it was rigged.
Or they would have just made the last challenge be worth enough points to get in front of the other fish.

If you look at the point count on recap, at no point was it tied (even though they mentioned they want to wrap up by 6, then sundown, then whatever), so they just kept going until it was a tie
 
mer569 said:
Yeah, it was about making sure they tie. They would have kept making up challenges until it was tied, so they can do the final challenge. That is how it was rigged.
Or they would have just made the last challenge be worth enough points to get in front of the other fish.

If you look at the point count on recap, at no point was it tied (even though they mentioned they want to wrap up by 6, then sundown, then whatever), so they just kept going until it was a tie
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You have genuinely no evidence for this. A 6 point gap is far too much points to "keep going until they tied." James could have just kept winning and none of the challenges besides maybe 2 were skewed towards the Twins. They also never gave more than one point per challenge so you have no basis to claim that either. That doesn't make sense.

They also said the show was extended 3 days and went back on that the day prior. And then they waited until noon to start the second day of the challenge and the first thing Jet said was "it ends when it ends." So the 6 oclock thing was thrown out the window at the very beginning of the second day not on the fly based on points.
 
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mer569 said:
Yeah, it was about making sure they tie. They would have kept making up challenges until it was tied, so they can do the final challenge. That is how it was rigged.
Or they would have just made the last challenge be worth enough points to get in front of the other fish.

If you look at the point count on recap, at no point was it tied (even though they mentioned they want to wrap up by 6, then sundown, then whatever), so they just kept going until it was a tie
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"It wasn't rigged, they just played a bunch of challenges until it was tied up so they could end with their exceedingly rigged challenge."

That sounds like rigging with more steps.
 
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