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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
The best definition of an e-girl I feel is the type of woman that streams on twitch or kick and isn't interesting/possesses no unique skill/no personality but also expects, with no effort put forth into gaining any of those qualities, to be given attention/money purely for being of the female gender in a male dominated space.
so binx. lol

If they really sent Antara 10k but only gave Landon 1.9k that's hella gay.

also hella gay if they only gave Bashir $1000. I doubt very seriously Bam let that happen though in Bashir's case.
i thought they said they gave antara a 1k bonus in addition to w/e she gets. i highly doubt they gave her 10k was that posted here?
 
the donut shop did sound grueling. like she had to work overnights there
working overnight is one of the worst things. just fucks up all the normal stuff in your life.
my worry for them is like idk who will buy their stuff
theres some built in customers but how long does that last
if you buy art from the twins would you buy something else a month later?
probably not

i know it when i see it. like ice poseidons gf.
Overnights can take a toll but depending on your job sometimes you have it easier than the morning shift. Half of my work night consist of reading a book or listening to podcast/youtube shit.

And they can make money not just through selling stuff but just live streaming themselves drawing and answering TTS/super chats.
 
If they really sent Antara 10k but only gave Landon 1.9k that's hella gay.
Antara was worth it.

Landon only earned that much from drunk pos and freeloader.
also hella gay if they only gave Bashir $1000. I doubt very seriously Bam let that happen though in Bashir's case.
Bashir won more than $1k
 
I basically mean it for sexual grift internet girls. Like girls who if they were men wouldn't be able to make money streaming on their personality alone.

Women online nowadays is almost all first world women. E-girl is a specific breed. Most female freeloaders this season were e-girls, including the stripper midget.
So if it were an equation
A=attractiveness on scale of 1-10
P=personality 1-10
M=Male audience 1-10
S=Sexuality 1-10
Example
M+S(A-P)= e-girl rating
Anything over an arbitrary number is an e-girl
To run Kimmee’s numbers, because she seems to be the quintessential e girl listed and I want to play with this equation
7+7(8-1)= 98
Or Binx
8+6(6-2)= 56
Bliccy for funsies
3+9(9-10)=-12

The highest e-girl would be
10+10(10-1) = 180
And lowest
1+1(1-10)=-18

So the magic e-girl number is somewhere between-18-180
 
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The best definition of an e-girl I feel is the type of woman that streams on twitch or kick and isn't interesting/possesses no unique skill/no personality but also expects, with no effort put forth into gaining any of those qualities, to be given attention/money purely for being of the female gender in a male dominated space.
It's not that deep it's just an attractive girl who makes the internet her entire thing and is a content creator (Even down to just uploading to pictures to insta or vids to tiktok)
 
And they can make money not just through selling stuff but just live streaming themselves drawing and answering TTS/super chats.

There's quite a few on twitch that do this very successfully, all the wiggers need to do is identify what make them successful and then give crib notes to the content trap house creators.

I realise this is a very big ask because the wiggers are retarded and can't even identify what makes fishtank successful
 
I don't even think they need to be content creators.
Anyone who has played valorant/ow have interacted with thousands of e-girls that aren't content creators.
It's just an aesthetic and a set of internety interests
 
You can write as many words as you want to try and excuse your own behavior, but it still doesn't make thirstposting and simping ok.

It's fine to have a favorite fish and root for them. It's an entirely different thing to try to contact them personally. It's also weird to make up some fantasy version of a person that you don't know at all and develop a crush on that fantasy version. It's weird. It's creepy. Stop it.
 
I don't even think they need to be content creators.
Anyone who has played valorant/ow have interacted with thousands of e-girls that aren't content creators.
It's just an aesthetic and a set of internety interests
Exactly it's an aesthetic so you have to know what they look like through pictures or vids. A girl just playing Valorant doesn't make her an egirl
 
It's not that deep it's just an attractive girl who makes the internet her entire thing and is a content creator (Even down to just uploading to pictures to insta or vids to tiktok)
There's levels of E-girl though. Girls who just post themselves on the web (non thirstily) I don't consider that because it's normal.

IP2s GF is THE peak e-girl. Patient 0 level.

Letty is an e-girl but has some talents and abilities outside of this. She's been through fishtank and lived through the longhouse which is a lot. She also has insight into tank with her streams so she's not useless as a commentator. She really REALLY tries to get male attention, so this firmly sets her in e-girl category. She tries to hold sexual power over men therefore it's based when men BTFO her.

Binx is 100% e-girl because she has an awful personality but makes it streaming due to paypigs. She also needs male attention badly and refuses to grow up.

Vimp is on the path to e-girl but has some unique interests. She badly needs male attention despite being afraid of sex. She dresses like an e-girl too and I'm interested in seeing how this continues.

The Twins will never be e-girls even if they're always online streaming because they do what they want. They don't have any sex appeal angle and don't crave male attention.
 
It's fine to have a favorite fish and root for them. It's an entirely different thing to try to contact them personally. It's also weird to make up some fantasy version of a person that you don't know at all and develop a crush on that fantasy version. It's weird. It's creepy. Stop it.

I will not tolerate this tulpa discrimination! Asuka and I are very happy together!
 
You can write as many words as you want to try and excuse your own behavior, but it still doesn't make thirstposting and simping ok.

It's fine to have a favorite fish and root for them. It's an entirely different thing to try to contact them personally. It's also weird to make up some fantasy version of a person that you don't know at all and develop a crush on that fantasy version. It's weird. It's creepy. Stop it.
That's how Sylvia got married and had a kid though.
 
Exactly it's an aesthetic so you have to know what they look like through pictures or vids. A girl just playing Valorant doesn't make her an egirl
Right but when you play you invite them to a discord call with the other people you are playing with and you see their pfp, name and ig
 
This sounds like a personal story.

Where did the e-girl hurt you?
Aren't you the one screeding about how e-girls are whores?
I just had fun playing games with my friends and the women we hit on lol

Instagram means e-girl
I guess my grandma is an e-girl. damn
There isn't a person under 25 that doesn't have an ig, its how you communicate
 
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