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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
in my experience vanilla


good. stay away from hoes. Women are the devil.
Nah, this is why it’s necessary to find a way to quantify what to go for and what to stay away from. Maintaining the population is crucial for future generations to thrive. Don’t pull out of the game because you had a poor experience, the right girl is out there for you, bud.
 
Nah, this is why it’s necessary to find a way to quantify what to go for and what to stay away from. Maintaining the population is crucial for future generations to thrive. Don’t pull out of the game because you had a poor experience, the right girl is out there for you, bud.
I'm not pulling out.
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Fight the good fight, find a nice lady, have a baby or three. You can do it, buddy
I do alright, I've just been busy with medical stuff lately and haven't been able to get out much (also the tank was on, fishtank > random bar pussy).

Speaking of the main topic of this thread we need to get back to, whats up with their new streams? I saw Landon was boxing in glassroom earlier but since I cancelled my subscription I couldn't watch.
 
I do alright, I've just been busy with medical stuff lately and haven't been able to get out much (also the tank was on, fishtank > random bar pussy).

Speaking of the main topic of this thread we need to get back to, whats up with their new streams? I saw Landon was boxing in glassroom earlier but since I cancelled my subscription I couldn't watch.
Jet popped on, talked about keeping four people in the house doing normal stuff in the off season. They would be allowed to leave for about an hour a day with a strict curfew. Laura is staying, she cleaned the house for some DoorDash. Twins are going home soon but they might come back and work on their art on stream. Jet streamed himself gaming.
Currently Dunye is in the confessional drinking a bottle of whiskey and listening to music. Note that he’s listening through ear buds so all that can be heard is him saying “I’m a real man bitch”
I’m assuming anyone else is in the basement because he’s the only one I can find on the cameras
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Speaking of "EmoMom" I was pleasantly surprised to see My Chemical Romance on Bashir's playlist. Seems very different from his other mostly folk(?) tracks but the diversity is welcomed and appreciated. I wonder if him having Creed on it is how/why production used the as his theme music. Did they even have the list during the show?
 
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People posted Richie fucking around with Laura tonight, but a few hours ago while Landon was listening to music he scavenged as many fortune cookie papers as he could find, walked in, put the door back up, and started handing them to Landon through the crack one-by-one which Landon read and commented on without question. My favorite was "Every rose has its thorn..... that's not a fortune!! That is just a fact!!!!"
 
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I think Twins and Landon are moving into the basement and fixing their sleep schedules, while Dunyay is on round two of confessional and mixing his whiskey-pepsi directly in his mouth.
I appreciate the idea of a live post-season, but they should prepare for it better if they do it again so it's not just staring at a mostly empty house while everybody hangs out in the backyard and basement. Like if Landon's going to sit outside while Twins smoke weed and sleep in the basement all day just cut the cameras so I'm not watching in case there's more content.
 
Why won't he go home? Is it because he knows it's all downhill from here? That he'll never amount to anything more than being on fishtank and wants to milk it as long as possible? Or is he worried it would inspire yet another "defeated male leaves" meme?
He said he planned to use the extra week as a vacation since production is basically giving him a free place to sleep. We'll see how much of that time he actually spends doing stuff vs doomscrolling twitter.
 
Why won't he go home? Is it because he knows it's all downhill from here? That he'll never amount to anything more than being on fishtank and wants to milk it as long as possible? Or is he worried it would inspire yet another "defeated male leaves" meme?
Probably both. Just speculation but he seems like he’s probably one of those people who doesn’t know when to leave a gathering until he’s told to. Like that guy at the party that crashes on the couch and then stays most of the next day until you hint that you need to run errands or something
 
Probably both. Just speculation but he seems like he’s probably one of those people who doesn’t know when to leave a gathering until he’s told to. Like that guy at the party that crashes on the couch and then stays most of the next day until you hint that you need to run errands or something
He doesn't know how to do anything unless told to. That's why he was such a duckling all season. Following Anissa, Bashir, Drake around etc. I heard something about that GhostPolitics guy was how Landon got his first ever job as a janitor or something? And the fact he's never eaten anything other than cheese fries, trying a strawberry for the first time because Bam handfed it to him. Dude.
 
He doesn't know how to do anything unless told to. That's why he was such a duckling all season. Following Anissa, Bashir, Drake around etc. I heard something about that GhostPolitics guy was how Landon got his first ever job as a janitor or something? And the fact he's never eaten anything other than cheese fries, trying a strawberry for the first time because Bam handfed it to him. Dude.
I think that can all be summed up to his very obvious autism. Maybe one day he can get better at learning social cues and become a bit more adventurous, but unfortunately then we get into the “can autism be cured” territory and people get pissy when that’s brought up.
 

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I don't know how S2 can be said to have been rigged for TJ. TJ never overtly had anything rigged in his favor. The points in the Swamp olympics fell how they did because Tayleigh and Shinji nuked each other with the point reductions. The boxing match was just for more of a climactic ending, but the points had already decided TJ won prior to that. If anything the rigging would have been for Shinji and the audience voted against it.
The rigging was before the finale. TJ was protected from elimination multiple times. He had all of his chips stolen when there was an elimination challenge that required paying rent and iirc production made Brian give them back. Then when a single TTS mentioned horse cock he immediately freaked the fuck out (lubecooch lmao), grabbed the FAT STACK OF CASH he got from the promo challenge, and ran to the basement. Production obviously got him to stay and proceeded to block all but a handful of Lubecooch TTS for the rest of the season.

Lastly, the most direct attempt of eliminating him was done by Tay during the Chris Points (CP) challenges. She won the challenge to make Fatty cry and the reward was being able to pick someone to have their points wiped (person with lowest points was to be eliminated). TJ should've been eliminated at this point but once again production undid it by having Fatty agree to arbitrarily give him a large enough amount of CP to not be in last place, with Trish being eliminated instead.
 
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