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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
LANDON JUST LEAVE
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It's very rare to find somebody with all of your weird niche interests whose also cool as hell.

It's not that deep.
on the other hand he kept recommending saif.systems
not only is it made be a kpooper it also has a magazine, that contains pedophilic elements (just like islam itself, which bashir denied for some reason)
on page 34 of the magazine you can see this
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on page 74 theres a screenshot of this
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(it was previously mentioned in the thread i cant find where though)

it also mentions that saif is influenced by "remilia" on page 72
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remilia is a reference to remilia corporation, which was made up by an INDIAN man larping as a pro-ana woman

and you cant even say he isn't aware of that because when someone responded with "milady" to one of his tweets instead of going "huh?" he @'ed a different remilia corp fan account
which we already covered here

he might be cultured (white) but at the end of the day he's still a muslim
 
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Landon is truly on his Kafkaesque arc. He was trying to be a tiger, but became a paper tiger. aka a person that claims or appears to be powerful or threatening but is actually ineffectual and unable to withstand challenge. The Monkey King, Alex B, is another paper tiger.

He lost his way and now has become the insect, crawling and groveling as he did with the women he followed. Bashir and Drake attempted to assuage his pains with stories of fucking things up with girls. Landon has likely never fumbled the bag this hard with a girl before. Both Bashir and Drake came in and tried to get him to stop being an edgy 14 year old.

Here is a screen of Bashir telling Landon he's being a pussy and to not wallow. Drake comes in after and tries to get him up and says he's not a pussy.

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Landon has a lot of growing up to do, but it is sad to see.
 
fishtank general riots when discussing stupid shit like hot guys and hot girls...

fishtank general become philosophers when discussing the dynamics of the microcosm of the macrocosm of peepee and poopoo.
 

Speedran that motherfucker
EDIT: adding the other one cause why not
 
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Is this remilia shit like 764 for tranny middle easterners? lmfao

Zoomer esoterica and "shadow orgs" are unbelievably homosexual. Even when not crafted by trannies, it's all derivative in the most boring possible ways. Even Jet's worldcorp thing was easily demystified by the inclusion of the Caillou theme song because zoomers can't escape modern children's media influence.
 
remilia is a reference to remilia corporation, which was made up by an INDIAN man larping as a pro-ana woman

and you cant even say he isn't aware of that because when someone responded with "milady" to one of his tweets instead of going "huh?" he @'ed a different remilia corp fan account
which we already covered here
Another account he follows in association with saif.systems is milady adjacent and terminally online. Nearly 7,000 tweets in a year. Pseud nonsense that lines up with Bashir quite well.
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If Landon got fired from his job which he says he still doesn't know yet, that means he didn't call in to check if saying nigger babies on the internet was cool with the college he works at, he should just live in the house with laura and the twins its not like he has anything going on back home. Jet can do the incel dating show with him so he earns his keep with tts money.
 
Is this remilia shit like 764 for tranny middle easterners? lmfao

Zoomer esoterica and "shadow orgs" are unbelievably homosexual. Even when not crafted by trannies, it's all derivative in the most boring possible ways. Even Jet's worldcorp thing was easily demystified by the inclusion of the Caillou theme song because zoomers can't escape modern children's media influence.
it has a thread here
and this is a great summary
 
If Landon got fired from his job which he says he still doesn't know yet, that means he didn't call in to check if saying nigger babies on the internet was cool with the college he works at, he should just live in the house with laura and the twins its not like he has anything going on back home. Jet can do the incel dating show with him so he earns his keep with tts money.
He works at a college in Wisconsin. It probably didn’t fly with them.

Though personally I don’t care what a janitor says, as long as they’re not a pedo or equally heinous.
 
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