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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Is this remilia shit like 764 for tranny middle easterners? lmfao

Zoomer esoterica and "shadow orgs" are unbelievably homosexual. Even when not crafted by trannies, it's all derivative in the most boring possible ways. Even Jet's worldcorp thing was easily demystified by the inclusion of the Caillou theme song because zoomers can't escape modern children's media influence.

Another account he follows in association with saif.systems is milady adjacent and terminally online. Nearly 7,000 tweets in a year. Pseud nonsense that lines up with Bashir quite well.
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This feels adjacent to Jon's twitter faggots he hung out with who puppeteered him. I can't remember if they were also Milady guys or something but this just feels like the Muslim version of whatever Jon was peddling. Bashir obviously much smarter than Jon but different type of autism.
 
I for one hope more academic autists are attracted to appearing on fishtank. They're a subspecies that's been lacking until Bashir.
I would argue Burt could be in the academic autist category, it just tends to get overshadowed by his hypersexuality and paranoid spiraling.
 
The greatest moment of this season was when the Twins won Jeopardy, fucking up all the wigger's rigging and categorically proving that the wiggers are incapable of adapting.

That's why all determinative challenges (immunity, elimination) should have the potential of being won by any of the participating contestants. Jeopardy was heavily weighted in favor of Bashir, but it wasn't a 100% lock. That makes the game more satisfying for the viewer. It leaves room for surprises and rachets up the suspense. Nobody had to even watch the goo finale in order to tell who was going to win it, and you never want to put your viewers in a position where they might choose not to watch. Because many of them won't.
 
Burt is in chat Burting off

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Why did we make the goo?
We did it all for you!

We made a 1000 goo,
Cause that's just what we do.
We did it all for fun!
They said it couldn't be done!

We love the factory,
It's our facility.
It's my ability to work in affinity!

We did it! We did it! We did it! (holy cow) We did it!
We made a 1000 goo for you!
 
The greatest moment of this season was when the Twins won Jeopardy, fucking up all the wigger's rigging and categorically proving that the wiggers are incapable of adapting.

That's why all determinative challenges (immunity, elimination) should have the potential of being won by any of the participating contestants. Jeopardy was heavily weighted in favor of Bashir, but it wasn't a 100% lock. That makes the game more satisfying for the viewer. It leaves room for surprises and rachets up the suspense. Nobody had to even watch the goo finale in order to tell who was going to win it, and you never want to put your viewers in a position where they might choose not to watch. Because many of them won't.
The suspense of the goo finale was “holy shit, they’re not actually going to let Drake wrestle the Twins, right? This is a joke, right?” And then it actually happened.
 
This feels adjacent to Jon's twitter faggots he hung out with who puppeteered him. I can't remember if they were also Milady guys or something but this just feels like the Muslim version of whatever Jon was peddling. Bashir obviously much smarter than Jon but different type of autism.
They're all in the same circles, I'm not sure if it filters up to the same group of people. It's all vagueposting and cult tactics to make money for the few people at the top from various revenue streams.
That is to say, it's run by freaks taking advantage of retards and it seems Bashir has been swept up into this sort of thing like a retard.
 
This feels adjacent to Jon's twitter faggots he hung out with who puppeteered him. I can't remember if they were also Milady guys or something but this just feels like the Muslim version of whatever Jon was peddling. Bashir obviously much smarter than Jon but different type of autism.
Jon's Twitter fags were all TradCath LARPers (and a tranny chaser) and he fell for it because he's retarded and takes it all very seriously, thinking he was actually starting a movement. Bashir admitted everyone he knows is a bunch of shitposters, so I wouldn't take anyone he associates with as some sort of endorsement.

re: Bens golfing stream: I realize this is just an IRL stream but Ben is fun enough and its a nice palate cleanser from watching a formerly obese mestizo woman throw poop at a Muslim roleplaying a Native American

e; Pretty sure they're at Peachtree Golf Club in Brookhaven, GA. It's just up the road from the house. Nvm its Fox Creek
 
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The suspense of the goo finale was “holy shit, they’re not actually going to let Drake wrestle the Twins, right? This is a joke, right?” And then it actually happened.
I like to replace the memory of the finale challenge with memories of the fun times that happened in the goo room, like Bashir LARPing as Bryan Cranston and Dumbgay and Burt yelling in gay black man at each other.

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I didn’t see this posted before the watermelon elimination challenge, but apparently Bashir was walking around “blind” before the challenge, because he suspected that he wouldn’t be able to see.
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I like to replace the memory of the finale challenge with memories of the fun times that happened in the goo room, like Bashir LARPing as Bryan Cranston and Dumbgay and Burt yelling in gay black man at each other.

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I didn’t see this posted before the watermelon elimination challenge, but apparently Bashir was walking around “blind” before the challenge, because he suspected that he wouldn’t be able to see.
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Jet and Ben told Drake and Bashir the next challenge involved being blind. They were told only that so Bashir was walking around with vimp talking about it practicing being blind
 
Bashir admitted everyone he knows is a bunch of shitposters, so I wouldn't take anyone he associates with as some sort of endorsement.
Bashir endorsed saif.systems at least twice on the show. I would like him to elaborate further but he won't because being vague and schizo-y is what it's all about. It caters to terminally online hipsters that also want a sense of belonging.
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As I went to check on it, I confirmed it's yet another remilia vagueposting money thing.
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Bashir (https://x.com/SeiShinBushi) follows Eco and Eco follows Bashir.
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It's not hidden, this is in the SAIF "magazine," attached.
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This guy wrote some interesting articles on some of his beliefs. It's all in dutch but maybe translate won't butcher it.
Likely a Dutch muslim similar to how Bashir is an American muslim. I used Grok to summarize the 3 articles so will share that but the AI translation is a disclaimer.

1. Article: The Origin of ‘Two-Spirit’ and the Gay Rights Movement
(Original Dutch title: De oorsprong van ‘two-spirit’ en de homorechtenbeweging)
Author (per article): Stone Age Herbalist (a pseudonym used for this translated piece; the site lists it under guest author Eco al-Hollandi)
Publication date: 14 April 2023 (English original; Dutch version on site)Summary
The article traces the modern term “Two-Spirit” (used in LGBTQ+ activism to describe indigenous North American gender and sexual diversity) back to 20th-century Western gay-rights activists, primarily Harry Hay and Will Roscoe. It argues that the concept is not rooted in authentic pre-colonial indigenous traditions but was constructed by Hay and later popularized by Roscoe to serve a narrative of “homosexual spiritual exceptionalism.”Key points include:
  • Harry Hay (1912–2002), a founder of the modern gay-rights movement (Mattachine Society, Radical Faeries), projected his own ideas of a “third sex” or dual-natured “Uranian” spirituality onto indigenous “berdache” (men adopting female roles). His research was heavily influenced by Edward Carpenter, Jungian psychology, New Age ideas, and selective historical sources.
  • The specific term “Two-Spirit” (niizh manidoowag in Ojibwe) was coined on the spot at a 1990 Winnipeg conference by activists with no prior historical usage in indigenous languages. It was later adopted widely in academia, media, and activism.
  • Historical evidence shows “berdache” roles varied enormously by tribe: some cultures tolerated or ritualized them, but many despised, mocked, or banished them. There is no evidence of universal acceptance or a pan-indigenous “two-spirit” identity.
  • The article critiques how modern progressive claims about indigenous tolerance of homosexuality and non-binary genders rely on anachronistic, homogenized, and often fabricated interpretations that ignore cultural specificity and negative indigenous attitudes.
The conclusion warns that the “Two-Spirit” narrative is a modern activist myth that flattens diverse indigenous cultures to support contemporary gender ideology and the idea that traditional societies were inherently queer-friendly. It calls for greater scrutiny of these claims rather than accepting them uncritically.

2. Article: Hide Your Sins
(Original Dutch title: Verberg uw zondes)
Author: Eco al-Hollandi
Publication date: 1 May 2022Summary
Written at the end of Ramadan, the article examines an Islamic teaching (from a hadith in Sahih al-Bukhari) that Muslims should hide their sins rather than publicize them. The author argues this commandment is not only for Muslims but offers a valuable societal principle for everyone: keeping sins private helps prevent their normalization and protects communal morality.Key points include:
  • The hadith states that Allah forgives sins that are kept hidden, but those who openly boast about them forfeit that mercy.
  • In classical Islamic jurisprudence, openly sinning (especially major sins like adultery or theft) makes a person a “faasiq” (corrupt/depraved), whose testimony is invalid and who can be socially shunned.
  • Even for sins that carry Sharia punishments, the tradition (illustrated by Caliph Umar) prefers that the sinner not publicize the act, because the primary goal of Sharia penalties is deterrence, not punishment of every private transgression.
  • The author directly addresses common objections: it does not promote hypocrisy; instead, it stops sins from becoming socially acceptable and triggering a “sliding scale” of moral decay.
The piece contrasts pre-modern religious societies (where sins like prostitution or drunkenness still occurred but were viewed as abnormal) with today’s culture, where media and activism actively normalize behaviors once considered deviant. The conclusion is that a perfectly sinless society is impossible, but pushing sin back into the private sphere—rather than celebrating or publicizing it—helps maintain a healthier moral order for the entire community.

3. Article: Colonialism, Capitalism, and Liberalism
(Original Dutch title: Kolonialisme, kapitalisme en liberalisme)
Author: Eco al-Hollandi
Publication date: 28 February 2022Summary
The article offers a right-reactionary critique of European colonialism (especially 18th–19th centuries), arguing it was not a separate evil but a direct product of liberalism, capitalism, and Enlightenment thinking. The focus is mainly on the Middle East, though the analysis applies more broadly.Key points include:
  • Colonial expansion accelerated dramatically after the Scientific Revolution, Enlightenment, and Industrial Revolution because global capitalism needed raw materials, markets, and cheap labor. The “Scramble for Africa” and similar episodes are examples of this “new imperialism.”
  • In the Middle East, pre-colonial agrarian societies (largely self-sufficient under Ottoman or Safavid rule) were forcibly integrated into the global capitalist economy. This forced export-oriented production, destroyed traditional communal structures, and drove rural populations into cities.
  • Culturally, the “white man’s burden” ideology justified imposing liberal, secular values, weakening local religions and customs.
  • Local responses (e.g., Muhammad Ali in Egypt, Atatürk in Turkey, Reza Shah in Iran, and Islamic reformers like Muhammad Abduh or Mawdudi) often copied European centralization, secular law, and nationalism, further eroding traditional institutions and paving the way for later instability, salafism, and jihadism.
The author acknowledges that colonization brought some modernization and economic growth but contends these “benefits” came at the cost of destroying organic communities and traditional authority. He rejects both left-wing “cancel culture” hysteria and right-wing romanticization of empire, noting that reactionaries should not defend a historical period driven by the very liberal-capitalist forces they oppose today. The piece ends by linking colonialism to later waves of globalization and cultural imperialism, arguing that its long-term legacy continues to harm both East and West. These three articles reflect the author’s (or translated author’s) interest in the history of ideologies, cultural shifts, and the interplay between religion, tradition, and modernity. Each offers a critical, historically grounded perspective that challenges mainstream progressive narratives.

I was referring to the idealogy as a whole as opposed to endorsement of individuals
I think if you endorse something like saif.systems, whatever its ideology is is what you're promoting. He may not understand that it's tied to bad people, they try to hide that and have wiped a lot of their earlier footprint. They are not God-fearing, that's for sure.
 
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