🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

[Rango Dango]

I didn’t see this posted before the watermelon elimination challenge, but apparently Bashir was walking around “blind” before the challenge, because he suspected that he wouldn’t be able to see.

he literally said it multiple times

Bashir (https://x.com/SeiShinBushi) follows Eco and Eco follows Bashir.

he also straight up mentioned him

https://x.com/SeiShinBushi/status/2043570718152003709

 

[Spaced Outside Cargo]

I actually really liked that idea from Jet's stream about "Landon Bachelor"
A zoomer version of the Bachelor where you just watch landon uninterestedly fuck up dates repeatedly and butcher elimination lines would be kino.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

I actually really liked that idea from Jet's stream about "Landon Bachelor"
A zoomer version of the Bachelor where you just watch landon uninterestedly fuck up dates repeatedly and butcher elimination lines would be kino.

They could have him also try new foods on the dates, so he can start with like Burger King or somewhere I'm sure he's never had chicken nuggets before

 

[crb]

I'm sure he's never had chicken nuggets before

He actually did and it was during the finale. When Bingo kissed him, he went upstairs to the Jungle Room to curl like defeated Yamcha, and started whining about it alone. After a while, I think during the "gain weight" challenge, Richie appeared and gave him nuggets. He said "here's your nuggies little buddy" or something like that.
Pretty funny moment to have chicken nuggets for the first time.

 

[SenorKrinkle]

He actually did and it was during the finale. When Bingo kissed him, he went upstairs to the Jungle Room to curl like defeated Yamcha, and started whining about it alone. After a while, I think during the "gain weight" challenge, Richie appeared and gave him nuggets. He said "here's your nuggies little buddy" or something like that.
Pretty funny moment to have chicken nuggets for the first time.

does anybody have the clip of Bingo kissing him? I missed that, was probably running errands during that challenge

 

[Minorityreport]

does anybody have the clip of Bingo kissing him? I missed that, was probably running errands during that challenge

 

[Decapitated Nigger Baby]

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[SenorKrinkle]

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and Landon still just stands there like an idiot lol

 

[S.C.U.D.]

I'm inclined to disbelieve Bezo (he is fucking Bezo), but there is a chance some of what he's saying is true. Production may well have pulled him aside to talk about the swatting. Some or all of it was definitely directed at him. But did they specifically ask him to leave? I doubt it. His story doesn't explain the TTS mentioning his boyfriend's name. He doesn't address that at all in the video.

I wonder if Production will address this.

Relevant post from the time:

@exhale5257, one of Bezo's homosexual Minecraft/Discord enemies, took credit for that love letter. Either him or other queer males in his circle sent it and it was really fucking cringe and not funny, just the kind of extremely direct "we know who you are and you know who we are teehee" high school bullshit. It was posted in the thread somewhere but I can't find it, it might have been posted by someone else in that circle whose name I don't remember.

It's all very gay and I suspect Bezo is not telling the entire truth. It is believable that production kicked him out under a fake emergency guise to evade the swatting.

 

[Giant Machine]

Blane did his first stream and had this as his intro:

https://x.com/thedesign59/status/2044518544172265489

So I thought I'd give it a more appropriate song:

 

[John a Thong]

James Drake and Bashir are obnoxiously performative.

They certainly are but I can tolerate Bashir more as he's whole hog into his LARP. He has his super expensive clothes (muh indigo), and he has more than just surface level knowledge in most of what he talks about. That feels more genuine especially when he's a clear autist. Drake was constantly in this sitcom character mode where he's always talking about how much he loves everyone in the tank and how he's DEFINITELY going to keep every single one of his glazing love letters close to his heart. Then the moment he loses a challenge he seethes for hours, and any sort of altercation comes around he's all of a sudden Mr. Big who loves blood and will throw his weight around at a moments notice.
Bashir's performative nature of religious posturing and saying that people will not see Allah's light if they act like a degenerate is funny. Drake isn't endearing when he's a z list actor who's nearly 40 acting like he's doing one of those Disney Channel wand bumpers.

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

Ben's golf stream on Kick has been pretty funny so far. I have no knowledge of golf but even I know bogies and double bogies aren't ideal. He keeps fucking up his putts and is getting enraged. Wes is mogging him despite it being the first time he has ever played. Coors lights and cigarettes are powering Ben.
There's been nothing eminently clippable thus far but I'll watch the rest and clip anything worth preserving .
The stream is to test out IRL streaming equipment as per Mints in chat.
ETA: They've somehow managed to lose a pitching wedge somewhere over the last 2 holes

 

[sum ting wong]

Wes is mogging him despite it being the first time he has ever played

No he's not, Wes has hit almost every shot into the trees so when he does Ben's just been having him shoot from the same spot he does so they don't hold up the people behind them lol,

 

[Jimmy Dean Bowl]

No he's not, Wes has hit almost every shot into the trees so when he does Ben's just been having him shoot from the same spot he does so they don't hold up the people behind them lol,

He's doing better after getting advice on his left handed grip and putting better though.

 

[S.C.U.D.]

Landons song is out in the wild

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It also appears that known lolcow enthusiast Danny browns favorite fish was Landon

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Must've been Bex as the DJ for that show because she posted an alternate angle of the same thing:

I miss Bex

 

[Homeboy Bob Proctor]

James drake

 

[zeroapexpeak]

Time for another spergpost.

Landon should start up a kick stream called fishoutofwater (stolen from someone in this thread).
Whole thing is trying unique things he has never done before.
Needs a Whiteboard with a bunch of little star magnets to more easily rate things and compare them
Needs a tripod camera and then just get Laura or whoever to follow along and record as he pays them an hourly rate until he gets a better setup.
First stream is cooking stream all he really needs is the top hat but he can get the whole uniform.
In downtime as things are cooking just start writing down experiences in the fishtank and rate them.
Take lunch orders from other freeholders in the house.
Try out a whole bunch of fruit and rate it
Organise a 70-30 split with jet over the TTS in the house.

Just pivot it into IRL cooking streams after fishtank streamer house is done with occasional outdoor activities as well.

This was just a useless thought exercise since it will both never make it to him and he will never do anything without a tard wrangler.

 

[Ernest Hemingway]

Bezo alleges that production helped him fake a family emergency because they wanted him gone to stop the swattings

Godddd he sucks. and the fucking background music. Feels like I’m wasting valuable minutes watching this but doing it anyway out of hate/curiosity.

Never mind. He’s unbearable. Can’t finish watching without wanting to punch screens.

 

[Blackstar]

I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.

 

[crb]

I'm received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.

Please do not forget Bam asking for a round of applause to Ben and Jet's efforts after Drake killed the twins.