🐟 Fishtank Fishtank.Live General - Jet Neptune's Pisces Aquarium Internet Reality Show w/ Host Bam Margera

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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
better content than desert bus, unironically.
Hmmm...
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Nope. Desert bus still wins. Landon cucked yet again.

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Good LORD. The fun never ends, does it?

If there are any parents on this forum, do NOT let your children have unrestricted, unmonitored access to the internet. Avoiding all the online degenerate pitfalls as a young person is like threading the needle in haystack. Your kids WILL fuck up somehow. And it may not bite them until they're in their 20s, but it will happen. And it will never be forgotten.

I'm always annoyed by post-season parasocial drama and crashouts, but I guess I need to accept it's par for the course at this point lol

Anyway, yo Bash, this place isn't nearly as bad as it looks right now. Feel free to make an account and tell us about your time on the show stream
 
I thank god every day that the most embarrassing thing someone could find about me online isn’t a tumblr or DA account but just my SA post history(or more realistically, my post history here now.)

This is why you’re supposed to just post things that make yourself or others lol and nothing else.
 
I've received the go ahead to compile a Fishtank segment for MATI, if you want anything from the last week to be included please reply to this message and I'll try to include it, I'll try to keep it at <10 minutes.
I think Hurt Burt is a must
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/post-24230439

All below are questionable honestly, but whatever.

Landon develops a drinking problem
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/page-5654#post-24229502

This
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/page-5372#post-24180073

Salt and Pepper twins meet Burt
https://kiwifarms.st/threads/fishtank-live-general.164029/page-5418#post-24190105
 
Franks thoughts on Season 5 from his stream with Burt.


I agree with a lot of what he says, and he comes across as a fan first, performer second. The show did lack a strong authority figure. His main gripe is how spiteful production can be towards the audience, but recognizes the stress of running the show can lead to that.

Burt tries to chime in a few times but Frank just talks over him lol
 
What the fuck is happening? :(
@Meiwaku flew too close to the sun and got booked
 
Meiwaku aka Krista Harada's/Gibbons' Kick Logs (note: this site has a queue for those looking up specific logs) where she flew too close to the sun in real-time.

Krista Harada's/Gibbons' Instagram where you can find titillating images such as these:
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The Bridge Beckons
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Remember fellow men, if you really want a Big Tibbie Goth Girl, this is what you'll likely find. Including her other socials. Fishnets aren't a personality. FishTank is somehow the show that keeps on giving.

To get back on-topic: I do hope Laura can stay around in the tank to do fixing-stuff up, if only because she's a vile (though hilarious at times) freeloader, and can show off more of her spic-day-hire skills only for the nigger owner to be mad at it regardless.
 
What the fuck is happening? :(
Going over chat history someone found @Meiwaku's social media and there was an image of an anime character going "I'm gonna get fucked in the ass tonight" and that somehow spun the thread out into LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT PEDO PEDO PEDO! LEF TRIGHT? LEFITST? RIGHTINGS? IOOOO PEDO PEDO!" type content unless I missed like some additional thing

I just woke up tot his shit, checked the thread to see what was up with the tank, and got bombed by just spam of whatever the fuck isgoing on in here and like 5 other threads and dms.

EDIT: I should specify i didn't actually count I'm busy with trying to wake the fuck up still

EDITX2: For future context of those that don't read other posts because someone quoted this out of context, or are just skimming, I know now this is an actually fucked up case and there was more than just the meme posts.

Wasn't gonna edit this in at first but it's getting REALLY gay out there today apparently.
 
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@Meiwaku flew too close to the sun and got booked
She shared her Twitter, and it was attached to a real person?
Why?
(Why even use twitter? Everything you post is being used to train their shitty LLM and build a profile on you. Too chuddy? Uh oh.)
I'll never tell anyone my Twitter handle is @xijinping.

I enjoy her posts. Sigh.
 
Franks thoughts on Season 5 from his stream with Burt.
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I agree with a lot of what he says, and he comes across as a fan first, performer second. The show did lack a strong authority figure. His main gripe is how spiteful production can be towards the audience, but recognizes the stress of running the show can lead to that.

Burt tries to chime in a few times but Frank just talks over him lol
I dunno. The first thing he says is literally "the show is dead". Even if he has some valid points, Frank is absolutely a petty little baby who spent the entire season throwing a tantrum in the chat because they didn't bring him back. People who say the show is over because they didn't bring back Airsoftfatty or Frank need to rope.
 
To get back on-topic: I do hope Laura can stay around in the tank to do fixing-stuff up, if only because she's a vile (though hilarious at times) freeloader, and can show off more of her spic-day-hire skills only for the nigger owner to be mad at it regardless.
Laura is actually an S-tier freeloader, people hated her after a point but her driving out JD(gay) was an all-time moment(her perched atop the computer lab cubicles crowing “she knows” every time Drake slapped him was absolute KINO) and the rest of the season would have honestly been trash without her. When the rest of the house united against Drake she was the perfect goon and the room wars siege wouldn’t have been half as entertaining without her.
 
She shared her Twitter, and it was attached to a real person?
Why?
(Why even use twitter? Everything you post is being used to train their shitty LLM and build a profile on you. Too chuddy? Uh oh.)
I'll never tell anyone my Twitter handle is @xijinping.

I enjoy her posts. Sigh.
As for why, she was thirsty for the ginger Muslim. The lesson I think is never be horny online
 
Simps for Bashir, a guy who’s connected to some seriously disturbing online shit.
Pretends to be trath, based and edgy.
Shits on Blane for his gooner shit.

Turns out to be into some questionable shit.
Gets fucking doxxed due to simping over a fishtank contestant.
Is exposed for being an alt looking emo chick that’s way more like Binx than the trath wife larp.
:story:
Off season is going to be fun guys.
Learn the lesson: Do not simp and poke the glass. If you have to don’t do it publicly with accounts that link to your KF. Holy kek.
 
Going over chat history someone found @Meiwaku's social media and there was an image of an anime character going "I'm gonna get fucked in the ass tonight" and that somehow spun the thread out into LEFT RIGHT LEFT RIGHT PEDO PEDO PEDO! LEF TRIGHT? LEFITST? RIGHTINGS? IOOOO PEDO PEDO!" type content unless I missed like some additional thing

I just woke up tot his shit, checked the thread to see what was up with the tank, and got bombed by just spam of whatever the fuck isgoing on in here and like 5 other threads and dms.

EDIT: I should specify i didn't actually count I'm busy with trying to wake the fuck up still
You should probably actually finish reading the thread before offering a summary of it. She had explicit loli pornography bookmarked on her account. I have proven this.
 
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