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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
important mei lore from the easy to track username thread
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Post in thread 'The Easy to Track Username Hall of Shame'

I might be late on this but I'm also a historical fiction nerd so please pardon me while I sperg: a split peach refers to the hairstyle a teenage geisha would wear to advertise that their virginity is for sale. So this revelation seems extra unsurprising.
Reactions:Informative x 82 Winner x 1 Like x 1 Horrifying x 9 Thunk-Provoking x 3
 
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Aquafag said:
It's a shame the twins didn't get any specific arc. I was hoping maybe they'd at least try to grow/change?
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I disagree with this. They did have an arc, it just was more subdued, wasn't provoked by production, and hadn't come to fruition until after the show.
Ignoring the "nontent" criticism because it's subjective.
The main three criticisms were that the twins were drunks, poor losers, and Bongo "abuses Bingo."
-They kept to their word about not drinking again. Minus a single celebratory drink by Bongo after the show ended.
-They proved reliance on each other (and frankly most the "abuse" was pretty standard sibling stuff if I'm being honest). And do not blame each other for not trying hard enough or anything of that nature
-The most important part is that even after watching Bongo's drunk crash out, Bingo's crying moments and Drake man handle them, they both took it in stride pretty well and bounced back. No bad blood on the contestents or production. No excuses for when they had bad showings. And accountability for their short comings. Such as stating they felt bad about taking attention away from James when he won, even if that was the most valid crash out they had.

I honestly think the post tank stuff has only made me even more impressed by them, as even them saying it was clearly rigged for James Drake they followed up by saying he deserved that for how good he was.
 
Been going through edits/screenshots, here's some of my faves

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Bongo makes the executive decision to extend fishtank ("I thought everyone would be more excited...")
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After candygate, Landon breaks down sobbing when drunk Bongo runs to him as he leaves
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Bashir/Boingo wholesome prank wars ("PRANKED!")
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r9K revolutionaries ("I hate the British") (not mine)
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Peepeepoopoo house veterans. No edit necessary, pure kino.
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After the triathalon, production assigned the fish LOTR characters. (Bashir was Wormtongue, Landon was King Theoden kek)
 
Jackpot said:
I disagree with this. They did have an arc, it just was more subdued, wasn't provoked by production, and hadn't come to fruition until after the show.
Ignoring the "nontent" criticism because it's subjective.
The main three criticisms were that the twins were drunks, poor losers, and Bongo "abuses Bingo."
-They kept to their word about not drinking again. Minus a single celebratory drink by Bongo after the show ended.
-They proved reliance on each other (and frankly most the "abuse" was pretty standard sibling stuff if I'm being honest). And do not blame each other for not trying hard enough or anything of that nature
-The most important part is that even after watching Bongo's drunk crash out, Bingo's crying moments and Drake man handle them, they both took it in stride pretty well and bounced back. No bad blood on the contestents or production. No excuses for when they had bad showings. And accountability for their short comings. Such as stating they felt bad about taking attention away from James when he won, even if that was the most valid crash out they had.

I honestly think the post tank stuff has only made me even more impressed by them, as even them saying it was clearly rigged for James Drake they followed up by saying he deserved that for how good he was.
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Yeah, I like the twins as well. But considering how its been going, lets give it a few weeks until we find footage of Bongo at a pakistani training camp, or some other anime porn cartoon CP. This is a cursed show!
 
Wax said:
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Everything surrounding Bashir is embarrasing.
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Benefit of the doubt; mints took every single opportunity to shit on Bashir to fish, to the audience, and likely internally to production. This was almost certainly a mints post and I assume is an exaggeration of Bashir bringing up Sam, if he even did at all. Bashir proved he's incredibly aware of how cringey it is to fanboy over Sam.
 
bookers said:
i dont care about the autistic interests of people in this thread or whatever
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Brother it's kiwifarms. If we can make fun of people off site for autistic shit and dumb mistakes then we should be prepared to make fun of those on site for autistic shit and dumb mistakes.
 
else_letter said:
I was watching some things today.

Bingo Bongo did a react in confessional to the Bongo drunken crashout. It was all pretty good actually. They said they will do more of that once they get back home.
This is a bit at the end.
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Twins full reaction to Bongo's drunken fight with Bingo.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
Shame of Kiwifarms:
You have to include our own special (fat) girls in this thread sending TTS messages about kiwifarms and their unironic, genuine love to Muslim Bashir:
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This has aged wonderfully.
Jerk Sausage said:
Benefit of the doubt; mints took every single opportunity to shit on Bashir to fish, to the audience, and likely internally to production. This was almost certainly a mints post and I assume is an exaggeration of Bashir bringing up Sam, if he even did at all. Bashir proved he's incredibly aware of how cringey it is to fanboy over Sam.
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Benefit of the doubt (mints edition): Bashir is naturally cringe even though he is also aware of Fishtank meta cringe.
 
As much as I am relishing in this I did try to warn Mei this was not the place to be doing what she was doing and she ignored it, so this is Darwin Award material
 
I love kiwifarms and I love fishtank. Only on this forum, in this thread, about this show stream could something so perfect happen.

I feel vindicated being an og mei hater these past few weeks. This pathetic gooner was shitting up the thread with her obnoxious pseud love screeds to Bashir, sending TTS to him asking to find her here in the thread and I felt like some (too many) here were blinded by the fact that she purported to be a woman.

I think it's finally time to do a postmortem and come up with a final solution to the Bashirtard simp problem in this thread.
 
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