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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Christ almighty, I leave the house for a few hours and the goonpocalpse occurs in the thread in the meantime.
What the spruce?
 
I need to understand the reason why some women feel the need to further desecrate their looks once they are already fat/mid. why have green eyebrows and a dyke-hawk? why turn yourself into one of the goblins from the labyrinth?
Wow, I’ve had this thought my whole life and never seen it put into words so well. “Why are you wasting energy to make yourself look even uglier” is how I feel. Simply doing nothing is better than putting in effort to look objectively worse.

I mostly skimmed the bash simping, but was supportive of Mei completing her love quest if she really felt so connected to Bashir. complete :lunacy: to think she had a chance with Bash while looking like a member of Binx’s discord polycule, with the weird porn stuff to boot.
 
well, yeah. you also have a little anime girl avatar.
its a meme, you dip

e: laura is up and cleaning the.. hot dog roller?
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landon should simp for her
they're both basically janitors
 
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What’s extra ironic about all of this is that she’s looks exactly like the kind of chick to get into conflict with Bashir. Short hair, retard dye used in hair (with bonus points for using it in her armpits and on her eyebrows), tattoos, dresses like an alt slut.
 
Last night, Ben and Jet were going to rip out the carpet tiles in the Computer Lab because it was the "smelliest room". Binx went up before them and attempted to use a carpet cutter on these before realizing they were tiles, ripped one up then gave up. During the cleaning, Binx snuck into the attic while streaming and showed some small network switches on camera. Ben later chewed her out a bit for ignoring Maejok's request not to show them.

Cleaning and follow-up:



Ben and Jet decided to not rip the tiles up in the end. They also found the source of the smell, which made everyone gag. Ben said it smelled like rotting flesh. This was a bag of piss and seafood boil (I guess they had two?).

 
The pretentious pseudo-intellectual slop on @Meiwaku 's twitter feed maps perfectly to her appearance 1:1 and also explains her lust for Bashir.
lol is she fat tho?

Now Bashir is never gonna join, hes gonna see what a vile community Kiwifarms is and they just dox their own members for no reason :(

idk Women are as bad as men when it comes to all that shit, once you figure it out you cant be mad. You have to cross the floor of vibrators that break the windows, bad dragon dildos and BDSM gear to point the finger, and then the buttplugs gonna fall out when shes ranting about gooners and ranting about how women are different and its totally different when women do it. I dont get mad over it but maybe shouldnt have started the fight.
 
Binx is known for siding with a pedophile and I am pretty sure people remember her saying the most unhinged shit during her season like age being just a number and such
On S3 Binx pretended to be a little girl and used a child voice while being sexual and farming tts from her pedo simps. She can go die in a fire.
 
I came back to this thread to post a couple silly things, only to see a User get pwnd.

I'm sure I'm not the only one that got weird pick me vibes from Mei. I was being charitable thinking it was just a weird autistic forced meme/bit. Never expected her to be a chubby smoll bobs goth lolicon.

She was glazing Bishir's playlist 100 pgs or so ago. It's a smidgen better than a most speds, but mid and seemed performative. It's not even the good stuff from most of the artists/genres he listed. Hate to be a Hipster faggot bout that stuff, but it made me roll my eyes.

Despite Meiwaku totally derailing the thread by forgetting where she was- I'll post what I came back for:

We all know Landon's annoying habit of saying, "Per se," constantly. This is, Mike "Vampir" Makowski, who also ends every sentence that way.

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Please someone tell him to watch the South Park sode, "Goth Kids 3: Dawn of the Posers." He clearly was too young for it when it came out, or it went over his head. People that overuse Per se, have been a meme since he was a lil janny. It's less of a catchphrase and more of a bad habit he needs to overcome.

These are the Snow Twins, named Pip & Zip, sometimes billed as Pip & Flip, or better yet Pippo & Zippo.

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I kept thinking of these two, but didn't want to be too harsh with the comparison until the Twins had shaven heads. Their names being so similar is just the icing on the Twincel cake.

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Watch the film, "Freaks (1932)" & I'm sure you'll get the idea.

I would feel bad that Meiwaku met such a terrible fate, but I really despise lolicons.
 
Simps for Bashir, a guy who’s connected to some seriously disturbing online shit.
Pretends to be trath, based and edgy.
Shits on Blane for his gooner shit.

Turns out to be into some questionable shit.
Gets fucking doxxed due to simping over a fishtank contestant.
Is exposed for being an alt looking emo chick that’s way more like Binx than the trath wife larp.
:story:
Off season is going to be fun guys.
Learn the lesson: Do not simp and poke the glass. If you have to don’t do it publicly with accounts that link to your KF. Holy kek.
Wtf?! What disturbing stuff is Bashir tied to? I was partly joking with my simping but shall never simp for anyone on fishtank again. Horrifying. Even the female fishtank fans are freaks.
 
Bro she was bookmarking lolicon art what are you talking about with "no reason". Is this a joke or?
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BL is boys love
GL is girls love

haram


Here’s the accurate English translation of all the Japanese text from the image:


Bio / Introduction:​


Japanese:私がsplit peachさんまたは桃割れーさん・プロのアーティストになりたい。


English:I want to become a professional artist as Split Peach or Momoware-san.




Content+ (Content Tags / Interests):​


  • オリジナルキャラクターOriginal Characters
  • 刀剣乱舞Touken Ranbu (the game/musical series)
  • 緊縛Shibari / Bondage
  • エロティシズムEroticism
  • フェチFetish
  • BLBL (Boys' Love)
  • NLNL (Normal Love / Heterosexual romance)
  • GLGL (Girls' Love / Yuri)

(The other tags like SFW and NSFW are already in English.)




Profile Details (already in English, but for completeness):​


  • Gender: Female
  • Occupation: Self-Employed
  • Software used: Clip Studio Paint
  • Tablet: Huion
  • Mouse: trackball



Full combined English version of the profile bio:​


"I'm Split Peach or Momoware! Commission me.I want to become a professional artist as Split Peach or Momoware-san."


Content+: SFW, NSFW, Original Characters, Touken Ranbu, Shibari/Bondage, Eroticism, Fetish, BL, NL, GL
 
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Wtf?! What disturbing stuff is Bashir tied to? I was partly joking with my simping but shall never simp for anyone on fishtank again. Horrifying. Even the female fishtank fans are freaks.
It's not clear how much Bashir knows but the saif.systems he shills has some sus excerpts and is ultimately tied to known pedos behind remilia group aka the milady stuff.
 
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