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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 170 22.2%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 52.9%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.1%

  • Total voters
    765
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Honestly bongo should make a soundcloud and be a wigger rapper shes freestyles pretty well and now she has the right look.

And bezo should invest in some rope.


this fucking guy
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I feel like Landon is a very good representation of what it would have been like to have Binx's simp mod Bong on a Fishtank season.
same universe but at least landon is potentially funny

eta twins have their first alog
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I just can't stop laughing at the Shit Wars clips. Peak derangement: Burt looking like he's about to have a mental health sexual emergency, Alex B looking like a young crackhead Abraham Lincoln, the cigarette smoke, Bam and Blane's mom in the background, random TTS yelling FUCK YOU VIMP, Jet and Ben being jerks...
 
The only real upside of no Sam was he normally is the one who brings covid to the house infecting everyone.
Guys like a bioweapon.
 
The only real upside of no Sam was he normally is the one who brings covid to the house infecting everyone.
Guys like a bioweapon.
pulls you into confessional to sit next to him
lights up a cigar
starts hocking loogies everywhere

patient zero
 
Looking for 'roommates'
Another fishtank/kick.com/jetnep stream

spent two days trying to upload so i just nuked the quality to shit so it was hopefully small enuogh to upload not like it matters
 
Ben is currently gaming on Director Cam/Kick. He started off with the original Red Dead Revolver, got distracted and started showing YouTube videos of MTV's 2003-2004 series called Video Mods.

He's currently playing Sid Meier's Pirates! with a poor resolution. He fucked around with it for a while but chat told him this was good enough.

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His name is, of course:

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Rank your Season 5 AI songs.
Landon Loves Cleaning It Up > Burt Loves to Make Goo > JD I'm Gay > We Made 1000 Goo > JD Loves Sucking On That Cock > Bashir Loves Being Muslim

I'd rank JD Loves Sucking higher because I remember hik getting visibly angry about it vs JD I'm Gay which he'd dance to and enjoyed.

I'd also say We Made 1000 Goo is higher for the music video alone, that was the last time everyone was in high spirits together.
 
Rank your Season 5 AI songs.
Landon Loves Cleaning It Up > Burt Loves to Make Goo > JD I'm Gay > We Made 1000 Goo > JD Loves Sucking On That Cock > Bashir Loves Being Muslim

Landon > Burt Goo > JD Gay > Egg Hunt > Family House > Landon (JD Remix) > 1000 Goo > Landon (Bashir Remix)

The two Easter songs might have been the funniest pound for pound but were played very sparingly. Landon, Goo, JD Gay all pretty close
 
prob said this a lot but bliccy was so good this season. i love bliccy.
Ben is currently gaming on Director Cam/Kick. He started off with the original Red Dead Revolver, got distracted and started showing YouTube videos of MTV's 2003-2004 series called Video Mods.

He's currently playing Sid Meier's Pirates! with a poor resolution. He fucked around with it for a while but chat told him this was good enough.

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His name is, of course:

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goated game. over 20 years later and nobody has made a better one.
trying to play it on new monitors prob why its scuffed idk if it even went up to 1080. games old as hell.
xbox version was good too.
 
I feel a little bad for Bezo tbh. He was kicked out, called a fag and maligned by the entire community because Jet can't communicate with the local PD (and because he is a janny)
 
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lol

binx and dunye saying betty cant come back because she had a boyfriend that she made kill himself ?
afaik this never happened but big if true

real betty lore is just that she went to after party in providence and blew up the spot by saying everyone was huffing nitrus and being retarded and jet got mad
granted, shes also retarded so theres that too.
 
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