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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
bookers said:
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lol
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binx and dunye saying betty cant come back because she had a boyfriend that she made kill himself ?
afaik this never happened but big if true

real betty lore is just that she went to after party in providence and blew up the spot by saying everyone was huffing nitrus and being retarded and jet got mad
granted, shes also retarded so theres that too.
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Given her /bant/ posting I wouldn't want her neat the show either lmao, somehow a bigger liability than anything Jet has thrown together.
 
Not sure if this was posted in the thread, James got a dragon tattoo cause he felt he earned the name ''Dragon''. He also shares about the passing of a friend of his, and shows some of his work.


EDIT: Him sharing when he placed Bam's deck.


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Kong Strong said:
I feel a little bad for Bezo tbh. He was kicked out, called a fag and maligned by the entire community because Jet can't communicate with the local PD (and because he is a janny)
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He's a little gay jewish faggot that came in thinking he'd be a huge menace, he got what he deserved
 



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Twins spend their last night in the basement before closing off the haunted house and alien jet subplots by fucking with ben and jet at 4AM
 
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Twins spend their last night in the basement before closing off the haunted house and alien jet subplots by fucking with ben and jet at 4AM
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The Twins need to be brought back as mischievous night elves in future seasons to fuck with people as they sleep.

If it's Christmas time they could be elf on the shelf costumes. Or throw some gnome beards and hats on them. Double entities I'm seeing the vision.
 
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bookers said:
binx and dunye saying betty cant come back because she had a boyfriend that she made kill himself ?
afaik this never happened but big if true
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What I had heard is it wasn't her boyfriend but one of her Discord simps who killed himself for/over her. This was a while ago, I don't really know the details but I am 100% positive that's what I heard.
 
Sorry for being super late once again, but it's absolutely hilarious that Meiwaku looks like that. I'm very shocked by her being fat. I was 100% convinced that she would be anorexic. She started the new ed/shtwt thread based on a girl that gets discussed on lolcow.farms from time to time. The "pro-ana scumbags" threads over there are mostly anorexics calling each other fat.
She makes fun about Dorians crash out over gaining weight and a double chin in the OP. I share Meis opinion on Dorian, but it's super funny when you consider that these two seem to be the exact same type of women (though Dorian is a pooner).

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crb said:
Binx is known for siding with a pedophile and I am pretty sure people remember her saying the most unhinged shit during her season like age being just a number and such
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Yes but Nifty is a much closer looks match and also defended pedophiles.

bookers said:
its a meme, you dip

e: laura is up and cleaning the.. hot dog roller?
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landon should simp for her
they're both basically janitors
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Landon should have made out with Laura when he had the chance! That would have been so much less pathetic than his Vimp simp arc.
Honestly someone as loud, annoying and open as Laura (I like her) would be a great match for him. Laura says what she thinks and more, probably way easier to figure out than women like Vimp who don't give clear answers and just giggle sometimes.
 
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