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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
I really think the douchey/rapey speeches jet gave to the twins with the "smile for the fans" and "oh you actually weren't even supposed to be here so be thankful" immediately after they were choked out and crying should be in the recap clips here even with the later context of him clearly realizing how badly he fucked up and trying to right shit
It's really fucked up, but I think he was trying to praise them? Some "You weren't in the original draft but still made it to the final 2" type stuff.
 
It's really fucked up, but I think he was trying to praise them? Some "You weren't in the original draft but still made it to the final 2" type stuff.
The way he worded it and the previous thing really had a different air than actual praise at the time, especially coming off dead silence screaming crying and choking session.


Like people seem to already be forgetting the goofy goo song was not playing during all that.
 
It's really fucked up, but I think he was trying to praise them? Some "You weren't in the original draft but still made it to the final 2" type stuff.
Yeah, he just isn't good with words. I think it was meant to imply that, even though they weren't meant to be there, they did great. He also apologized to them for not letting them speak, and they accepted it.
 
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Yeah, he just isn't good with words. I think it was meant to imply that, even though they weren't meant to be there, they did great. He also apologized to them for not letting them speak, and they accepted it.
If this season didn't make it abundantly clear, Jet's strength is being a behind the scenes ideas guy with a guiding hand to keep the cart on the rails. That is honestly the more subtle but pervasive void Sam left.

I think he was trying to channel some of Sam's firm but fair energy the entire finale including that speech and while judging, but the issue is when you are an egg shaped dope with a rat tail who has snappy moments of anger throughout the season, you really just come off more as a petulent man baby throwing a tantrum.

It seems to me once the pressure disapated he had some real post tank clarity. And I really wish this Jet was around more often during the season because I prefer good natured self aware Jet over control freak tantrum Jet.
 
Unbelivable that this mystery meat creature won season 1 thanks to an army of simps.
Maybe a consequence of season 1 using only the security cameras? The handheld camera, PTZ cams, and eye-level confessional cameras have given us a better look at the terrible creatures in later seasons.
 
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I'll probably have a better one later, but it should have the same file structure. Again, not a disciplined archive, just whatever recordings I happened to grab along with screenshots/clips I sent to/got from my friend. Lot of videos of empty rooms I recorded just in case while I slept.

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(My client's still checking the file so you might have to give it a few hours)
I've had a couple DMs about this: 1. it's finally seeding properly, I'm retarded. 2. I was going to add the rest of the recordings and change the folder format from per-day to per-day->per-cam once Landon left Sunday, but I'll work on it once Twins leave today, and I'll mix down a 720p version once I get WSL working so I can script it. Feel free to start grabbing this if you're willing to manually re-org the files once I finish V2. 3. Audio's kinda fucked for ~10-20% of the recordings. Nothing unlistenable, it just sounds stuttery and weird, no idea why.
I'm really hoping somebody more competent shows up with a better archive. Sadly wiggers bought a temu sauna and 50 gallons of glue and couldn't afford the $1000 it would cost to make a basic 12TB NAS that could easily store the entire season in 720p.
 
They keep all of the footage but don't share it with fans since season 1, for whatever reason.
"You'll get to see it in the edits"

Then they stop doing the edits. Now there's no reason other than "it's too much work" which is the excuse they will use whether it's true or not.
 
Josie streamed herself boxing some nigger named Jaden yesterday
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Unbelivable that this mystery meat creature won season 1 thanks to an army of simps. I feel like the paypigs standards have risen significantly since then
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I only started watching s3. Why is Josie a thing? She seems nice enough but sooooo boring. Is it just creepy guys who like her?
 
I only started watching s3. Why is Josie a thing? She seems nice enough but sooooo boring. Is it just creepy guys who like her?
Largest fan following during season 1 for multiple reasons, including creepy guys, and then has streamed consistently with a few breaks ever since. Season 1 was different because everyone was really excited to learn more about the fish outside of the show so there was a lot of hype around "What will they do next?!" with everyone. Only Josie has persisted from that. I'm sure a lot of current watchers have simply worked her streams into their routines at this point.

Vance was the second most successful streamer outside of season 1 and I think didn't stop until he worked on season 2. Letty streamed sporadically and had an abysmal start which probably demotivated her but then she found her footing with Ice Poseidon & Friends.
She looked kinda chinky in S1 and is autistic in a goofy way
Oh yeah everyone thought she was Japanese at first so all the weebs latched onto her immediately. The season 1 video quality was bad.
 
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