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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
MA5B said:
Some other gems in there. Her entire timeline is just "I'm 14 and this is deep" shit.
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These are just from the last few days.

Also, her username "Onnabugeisha Cowgirl" is partially a portmanteau of Onna-bushi and Geisha, a noble female warrior and high class prostitute respectively in feudal Japan. She really was made for him I'll give her that.
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All this bullshit over a guy you won't ever meet is pretty crazy. Or atleast for Bashir's sake I hope he never does.
 
Gef Mongoose said:
Someone figured out in her hate thread that she bought new boots that are similar to Bashir’s.

I made the comment in there that I think she wants to wear him as a skin suit (because she’s envious of his hairy chest).
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I've been here 5 years and I've never seen something like this here. She's deranged. I hated her for shitting up this thread, and congratulating herself for doing it, but at this point I think she's a disturbed woman. Like The Best of Me disturbed.

You can tell the majority of her posting on twitter is directed at Bashir, in this pseudo cryptic and pathetic way:
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Bashir, while it is true he is a Muslim and therefore a blight on my country, doesn't deserve to go out this way.
 
CoolSixtyNiner said:
I've been here 5 years and I've never seen something like this here. She's deranged. I hated her for shitting up this thread, and congratulating herself for doing it, but at this point I think she's a disturbed woman. Like The Best of Me disturbed.
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You just made me remember that she was here when Bashir’s house was phonebooked.

If she can drop hundreds of dollars on new cowboy boots on a whim, who’s to say that she won’t go to Minnesota on one?
 
I hope Meiwaku is at least looking on the bright side of all this. She's now free to pursue Bashir without having to worry about getting booked. Get yourself a knob of that halal ginger gurl!

Hopefully Bashir is smart enough to steer clear and doesn't end up tied to a bed getting his shins hammered.
 
Potatoherder said:
We are actually getting what everyone has wanted: Jet on the fishtank. But it's better because it's like the sims. Jet just goes around being retarded without anyone poking him.
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the funniest part of this is the reveal ben would never last in fishtank, dude got hassled hard by a ball on a string, lmao
 
FieldPiece said:
Hopefully Bashir is smart enough to steer clear and doesn't end up tied to a bed getting his shins hammered.
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I think Bashir will be fine. He doesn't deserve the hasslin', but he'll figure out that Meiwaku is a Meiwacko pretty quickly.

Same as Landon, she doesn't understand how uncomfortable and scratchy her desperate attentions are to the recipient. She'll have a meltdown the next time he doesn't answer her DMs fast enough and that will be the end of it. She's already acting like an overly clingy (ex)girlfriend, and they haven't even met in person.

One of the things obsessive people like to do is a lot of projection. Right now she's in the love-bombing phase, but it won't be long before she expects him to agree with everything she says because she thinks they're practically the same person. Being that he's so completely different than her, he will NOT agree to many, many of the things she believes. This will enrage her.

I hope she sends him nudes, hairy armpits and all. Idk if it's true, but I heard that Islamic women shave every bit of body hair, collar to cuffs and mittens to muffs, so if it's true, her "never shave" feminist idealism will strike him as particularly haram and undesireable.
 
crb said:
Ackshually I am pretty sure she recently adopted that nickname, because in the sneedchat she said she was half-japanese (lol) and had the same wardrobe as Bashir (lol). People joked she was a bosozoku cowgirl and she loved it.
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It’s possible but her Japanese larping goes back to at least 2021 per her pixiv, wouldn’t surprise me if it’s been her username for a while.
 
FieldPiece said:
Hopefully Bashir is smart enough to steer clear and doesn't end up tied to a bed getting his shins hammered.
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You are talking about a man who proudly chemical attacks women in the eyes, multiple times. Its one of the most based things about him, he had no issue getting physical with hoes.
 
MA5B said:
It’s possible but her Japanese larping goes back to at least 2021 per her pixiv, wouldn’t surprise me if it’s been her username for a while.
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Wouldn't surprise me either, but I think >we gassed her up so much that it is pretty possible she adopted that nickname after the joke. Her handle is the split_peach thing.
I'm sure she can tell us by posting with her new account :^)
 
Mei thing just reads exactly how @Lonjil put it a few pages back, someone severely mentally ill who found a parasocial show at her absolute low point and is all-inning it. Really can't see any world where it ends well for her, either 5150 or worse. I obviously don't really engage with the social side of KF, but some of the threads she'd put up just seemed really embarrassing (the OTP shit) and I can't really comprehend why she was tolerated for as long as she was. Finding out she was a DM/TG nigga with Toji and the other weirdos from that fallout was the least surprising revelation.
Minorityreport said:
James is streaming on twitch, he is having technical issues.

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Curious in this only because he wasn't half-bad at Halo
 
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