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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
The twins have a reddit account

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Minorityreport said:
Villain Jon is so good

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Until you look back on how ADL1 went and how he's never been able to recover from it. Dude's been preaching to 50 people max after that collective fuck-up and keeps overselling the gravity of Jet sleeping with groupies as some sort of Weinstein-type thing, when it's really just groupies being groupies. There was enough self-incriminating shit from the accidental ADL1 leaks alone that I'm sure Jon isn't processing that opening the books will 100% go worse for him than Jet or Bill.

He goes from going scorched earth to begging for forgiveness every few months, he's the perfect caricature of a scorched MDE fan who starts Marky posting the second they disagree with Sam on something or didn't like how production handled a season of FT.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
he's the perfect caricature of a scorched MDE fan who starts Marky posting the second they disagree with Sam on something or didn't like how production handled a season of FT.
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Jon still doesn't Markypost though, he goes after Jet for the most part and weirdly enough Bill more than Ben. He treats Sam as some godly virtuous person who is being led astray by Jet or at the very least that's how he talks about him in order to stay on his good side in hopes of replacing Jet some day.
 
Chuck Shiesty said:
Until you look back on how ADL1 went and how he's never been able to recover from it. Dude's been preaching to 50 people max after that collective fuck-up and keeps overselling the gravity of Jet sleeping with groupies as some sort of Weinstein-type thing, when it's really just groupies being groupies. There was enough self-incriminating shit from the accidental ADL1 leaks alone that I'm sure Jon isn't processing that opening the books will 100% go worse for him than Jet or Bill.
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uhhh can we get some uhhh context
 
GGSurvivor said:
uhhh can we get some uhhh context
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He tried running his own fishtank spinoff during which they had a hotmic moment doing cocaine and boasting about cartel connections, and one of the contestants was a 19 year old who they were obviously giving booze and drugs to and then fucking. A whistleblower came to the chat here and claimed that Jon had serious investments into his group before this but he burned all those bridges because of his ego making him push out everyone who was competent so that he could be in charge despite being fucking retarded. Additionally he apparently got 5 or 6 figures invested into his 40 Boys group which he blew on drugs. And as a cherry on top Jon fucked up his paypal details and never fixed them in time so all the money they made from this ended up getting refunded.
 
Season 5 praising aside, gotta hand it to the wiggers that basically every spinoff is unwatchable garbage or nightmare stuff like Jon's or the Ukrainians
 
GobBluth said:
Doordashing fast food, specifically Taco Bell, is a hard line in my life I intend never to cross. This is despicable behavior.
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I've never doordashed/ubereats'd anything.

I'm a lazy bastard but even I'm not too lazy to go out and fucking get whatever shit I want instead of paying extra + a tip to have some rando bring it to me.
 
GGSurvivor said:
Season 5 praising aside, gotta hand it to the wiggers that basically every spinoff is unwatchable garbage or nightmare stuff like Jon's or the Ukrainians
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I think it's because of the whole helltard mentality. Things like HELL YEAH DO DRUGS STRAP A DILDO ON YOUR FOREHEAD EAT SHIT LOOK IT'S FRANCIS BADWORDS HAHA don't work. They barely work within the fishtank concept and get tiresome fast, imagine on something even more scuffed... I think that's why Jet says that he does not care and people should cook whatever with the concept.
 
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GGSurvivor said:
Season 5 praising aside, gotta hand it to the wiggers that basically every spinoff is unwatchable garbage or nightmare stuff like Jon's or the Ukrainians
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Hellhouse was a bad idea that is actually Sam's fetish. Correct flow should be: first half is FamilyTank slowly developing rivalries via competitive challenges and gaslighting -> second half is when those rivalries turn into violence. S5 was doing it right until Head left and Beth joined. Head -> Frank -> Bash vs James finale would have been peak. All spinoffs fail because they end up getting 10 Beths and start torturing them too early. No connection is developed between the viewer and the contestant so it feels like a softcore snuff film.
 
Fishtank should be lite hellhouse at the start into full hellhouse, coddletank friendship slop is for faggots and the show killed itself the first season by bringing on Josie.

Or at least if you're going to do friendtank at the start have them all be degenerate transgender fat freaks so the audience can build up an appropriate amount of disgust and hatred towards them before being released. No one wants to see all these failed e-whores and chads sitting around doing nothing.
 
Mr.Bucket said:
I've never doordashed/ubereats'd anything.

I'm a lazy bastard but even I'm not too lazy to go out and fucking get whatever shit I want instead of paying extra + a tip to have some rando bring it to me.
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Similar but I'm juat a lazy bastard that is fine with frozen goyslop because it's cheaper and involves less yapping.
 
JunkFunkOCrunk said:
Fishtank should be lite hellhouse at the start into full hellhouse, coddletank friendship slop is for faggots and the show killed itself the first season by bringing on Josie.
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What is the minimum amount of poop throw for you to enjoy a Fishtank season?
 
JunkFunkOCrunk said:
Fishtank should be lite hellhouse at the start into full hellhouse, coddletank friendship slop is for faggots and the show killed itself the first season by bringing on Josie.
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JunkFunkOCrunk said:
Or at least if you're going to do friendtank at the start have them all be degenerate transgender fat freaks so the audience can build up an appropriate amount of disgust and hatred towards them before being released. No one wants to see all these failed e-whores and chads sitting around doing nothing.
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You gotta make the bait believable.
 
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