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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%

  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%

  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%

  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%

  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%
  • Total voters
    764
Nigger Lain said:
For 2025, I didn't have any.

For 2026, I have 6
1. Lose 50lbs
2. Quit Drinking
3. Finish a book
4. Make 10K
5. GF
6. Get the gang back together (I'm on a mission from god)

My Christmas was utterly ruined by fake loser friends. I got laid off. I'm gonna be homeless (again) on the 5th. I've blacklisted a large swath of people from my life. And while I may be drunk and chainsmoking and wanting to scream now. Reading a few of the self-help-ish threads here, jamming to classic 80s songs and brain-washing myself on hope and human spirit memes now. And while I do plan to sleep in a bit tomorrow (because after this past week I genuinely need the extra hours physically even). Tomorrow, tomorrow is the day.

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Nigger Lain said:
Fuck i almost qvtialyg rwsd one or your n piers I need to go to hed
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How are the 2026 resolutions coming?
 
NeonNeck said:
I was tuning in earlier today and Laura woke Jet up and the first thing Jet was saying to her was along the lines of to save her energy for after the reboot. He wouldn't get into it with her when she asked, but they mentioned cameras going down.
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Here it is, I was able to find the clip of this from the Kick stream for anyone interested.
 
This is bingos bingo and bongos logo, bongo asked her why her name was so small

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Mirrors said:
Frank said on the stream him and Burt did the other day that Sam doesn't want to be involved in fishtank anymore because he doesn't agree with the values it encourages in young men as a man and christian. But fishtank only started 3 years ago, Sam was the same then as now. He was fine bullying retards for a chronically online show watched by autistic losers, and only had a problem with it when someone like Burt got popular. I really don't get these christcuck losers who are horrible people but think its ok because they pray and aren't homo or something.

TLDR Sam Hyde is a faggot
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I think he wanted it to be a sort of showcase on self improvement. He clearly liked it for TJ, and wanted him to become some sort of alpha chad. Same on s3 when he wanted to destroy the longhouse in famous house 2. He kept trying to make political or spiritual actions in the fishtank.

He has areas were he is great, but I honestly think fishtank will be better off without him, as its clearly not what he wants and should not have to deal with his petulance (his s4 shit was so petty).
 
This thread is like one of those hanging bug zapper lanterns for the backyard but it catches retards on kiwifarms instead of mosquitoes and moths.

I hope they start streaming in the Sprinter in the next few days, I want to see where they go with this. We got months before the next season starts and would love it if they have something planned. The wiggers do put a lot of thought and effort into each season, it's just that theyre fucking wiggers and their plans fall apart at the seams the second something they didn't expect happens. I wonder what that will be for the Sprinter arc? I can't wait to find out lmao
 
malt ipecac said:
How are the 2026 resolutions coming?
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Fuck you for making me sit up and type straight
1. 22.3/50lbs (currently 198.7 as of last monday)
2. :story:
3. 2 chapters clean (and I'm typing on a word app on my phone)
4. 1/10K saved
5. FWB w/ your mom
6. 4/8 old friends reconnected with

So pretty damn good all things considered.
 
monk said:
I don't drink, never have, don't do drugs, I'm just an incel that sometimes gets really lonely, and I seem to be vulnerable to whatever psycho trauma bonding tactics they use. If I wasn't an incel I probably wouldn't be vulnerable to it as that part of my psyche that's looking for a woman soulmate to attach to would already be attached, and the response would be more disgust and hatred of what production does to the cult members or prisoners depending on how you want to call it. Yeah I mean prisoners cause psychological manipulation trauma bonding works on the contestants too, hence why the argument "they can leave at any time bro" doesn't hold up because they make them get attached to the other people in there and they don't want to leave subconsciously even though they would otherwise if they had a sane mind. Synanon made all the women shave their hair when they came into the cult, that sort of humiliation makes the men want to protect them and not leave, and the women are so humiliated they think they can't leave as they'd be bald and everyone outside of the cult would laugh at them for being crazy and not believe them. So their mind makes the choice that staying here and being humiliated is their only choice now and they can't leave, they have no dignity left to lose, this is like the mentality of a rape victim that gets Stockholm syndrome against its rapist.
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Please seek help. You have a lot of “inside thoughts” that you’re sharing in the wrong places. I hope you can fix your defeatist attitude and lead a fulfilling life
 
monk said:
Tay that they made do all sorts of fucked up shit on live camera like make herself throw up (she was bulimic, they made her relapse)
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It's probably no use to argue with a lunatic and I do think some of the situations involving Tayleigh were fucked up, but she literally gained a bunch of weight during the season (a good thing), which she seemingly didn't loose after, so I don't get what you're on about here. Actual reality shows also oftentimes cast vulnerable people (anorexics, alcoholics, etc.) so the argument isn't fishtank exclusive. And you're right now posting on the fundamental lolcow forum, which does oftentimes center degenerates, but also defeneatly has threads on "vulnerable" weirdos who do no harm.

I Shidded I Farded I Came said:
Landon is probably not an incel by the popular meaning of the word. He is just a lonely immature sperg who is making mistakes he should have learned to avoid a decade ago. If he is capable of introspection (I know, I'm an optimist) he will be alright.
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Landon didn't have friends before fishtank by his own admission, but I've met several men pretty much exactly like him who always had either a girlfriend or girls who had a crush on them in my friend groups. But that's because they were funny in this semi self aware cringe way, just did whatever they liked and most importantly weren't insanely pathetic in the presence of women. Here and on Twitter most people cheered him on when he friend zoned Laura. Some people even thought that it was really cool that even though it was very obvious that he never got close with a woman before, he didn't seem desperate and he had standards for engaging with a woman on that level. But then it turned out that this level was Vimp and maybe it's because I'm a woman, but I really don't understand how she's more attractive than Laura? I thought they're pretty much on the same level looks wise. Since I still don't know what Vimps personality is, I'm not able to rate them on that.
He will be alright as long as he stops hanging out with women who clearly don't care for him.
 
EmoMom said:
Please seek help. You have a lot of “inside thoughts” that you’re sharing in the wrong places. I hope you can fix your defeatist attitude and lead a fulfilling life
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I don't need help, I need to stay away from fucked up things like this show and fucked up people like those that run it and its fans. But you can't take being called fucked up psychos which is what this entire thing is, including you implying I'm insane for pointing out. "take your meds, seek help" is an insult for people pointing out things you don't want people to know.
 
monk said:
I don't need help, I need to stay away from fucked up things like this show and fucked up people like those that run it and its fans. But you can't take being called fucked up psychos which is what this entire thing is, including you implying I'm insane for pointing out. "take your meds, seek help" is an insult for people pointing out things you don't want people to know.
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You can be the monk on bloodspergs ii dont give up yetbi have jet on the phone now I'll out in the good word
Polychromos said:
because I'm a woman
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Found monkeys pits kiwi ack
 
monk said:
I don't drink, never have, don't do drugs, I'm just an incel that sometimes gets really lonely, and I seem to be vulnerable to whatever psycho trauma bonding tactics they use. If I wasn't an incel I probably wouldn't be vulnerable to it as that part of my psyche that's looking for a woman soulmate to attach to would already be attached, and the response would be more disgust and hatred of what production does to the cult members or prisoners depending on how you want to call it. Yeah I mean prisoners cause psychological manipulation trauma bonding works on the contestants too, hence why the argument "they can leave at any time bro" doesn't hold up because they make them get attached to the other people in there and they don't want to leave subconsciously even though they would otherwise if they had a sane mind. Synanon made all the women shave their hair when they came into the cult, that sort of humiliation makes the men want to protect them and not leave, and the women are so humiliated they think they can't leave as they'd be bald and everyone outside of the cult would laugh at them for being crazy and not believe them. So their mind makes the choice that staying here and being humiliated is their only choice now and they can't leave, they have no dignity left to lose, this is like the mentality of a rape victim that gets Stockholm syndrome against its rapist.
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how do you feel about bashir? have you trauma bonded to him?

i think he might be trying to convey something to his audience... needs investigation...
 
monk said:
I don't need help, I need to stay away from fucked up things like this show and fucked up people like those that run it and its fans. But you can't take being called fucked up psychos which is what this entire thing is, including you implying I'm insane for pointing out. "take your meds, seek help" is an insult for people pointing out things you don't want people to know.
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Thoughts and prayers, buddy. Hope you can stop being an incel and settle down with a wife and kids in the suburbs. Find some joy. Calm your troubled brain. Best of luck, don’t crash out on the thread, it doesn’t seem to go well
 
monk said:
I don't need help, I need to stay away from fucked up things like this show and fucked up people like those that run it and its fans. But you can't take being called fucked up psychos which is what this entire thing is, including you implying I'm insane for pointing out. "take your meds, seek help" is an insult for people pointing out things you don't want people to know.
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pop a xanny nigga you need to drown on bitches and chillax no help needed
 
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