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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
Bashir is streaming at 9PM CST. I feel the need to point out the time zone because he just keeps saying “Minnesota time”.
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He’s going to be playing chess by himself again with a friend.
If anyone else is watching it, please keep an eye out for Mei in the chat.
 
I don't need help, I need to stay away from fucked up things like this show and fucked up people like those that run it and its fans. But you can't take being called fucked up psychos which is what this entire thing is, including you implying I'm insane for pointing out. "take your meds, seek help" is an insult for people pointing out things you don't want people to know.
 
people that have emotional issues of particular sorts that make them vulnerable to psychological manipulation isn't surprising.
You don't have to be a military psyops expert or psycho psychologist to use them, these people are psycho and have learned these techniques against other people their entire life in everyday life. Then you have the psychos that make it their work and occupation to figure out how to emotionally manipulate and blackmail people, like in the army for psyops against the enemy, against the soldiers to make them obedient killers, in the public media to manipulate public opinion, by the people that make prostitution into a business by figuring how to turn men into simps of prostitutes, by companies that have vested interest in it everywhere from the media, advertising, online prostitution, gaming and gambling. And you have people that are so sick that they enjoy and derive sexual pleasure from fucking with other people, I'm sure there's not a small amount of them in the production of whatever this show is and in the audience too (and here in this thread, saying I'm insane for saying all this). The kind of people that would use their authority position to have people imprisoned against their will and medically experimented on, or just tortured for their sadistic pleasure. Psychopathic sadists that figure out how to inflict torture without consequences.
You mean this guy?
Here's a pic of Jet eating Doordashed Taco Bell while taking Ozempic:
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Frank said on the stream him and Burt did the other day that Sam doesn't want to be involved in fishtank anymore because he doesn't agree with the values it encourages in young men as a man and christian. But fishtank only started 3 years ago, Sam was the same then as now. He was fine bullying retards for a chronically online show watched by autistic losers, and only had a problem with it when someone like Burt got popular. I really don't get these christcuck losers who are horrible people but think its ok because they pray and aren't homo or something.

TLDR Sam Hyde is a faggot
I still can't believe that he decided to distance himself from fishtank so he can go and interview creatures like this to try to make his grifty online show work
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Yeah but other reality shows (even though I hate them too but not for the same reasons) don't do nearly as much fucked up psychological things to their contestants. Casting vulnerable people is one thing, but making a contest intentionally targeted at their mental illness to intentionally make them relapse is a different thing entirely. Like if you take in a bulimic and intentionally make them compete in a contest made to make them relapse, for example. Then you make fun of them relapsing by saying icky pukers. It breaks them down on intentionally in a sadistic way that you can't claim was an accident or that it was their own choice.

The fundamental difference between this forum and fishtank is that the forum's point isn't to intentionally cowtip and interact with the cows, the cows make themselves look stupid and you just point and laugh at them. Some people come here to request personal armies and cowtip and they get shunned. Some still cowtip regardless, but it's not accepted as normal.
The entire point of the show is to take people with weaknesses and exploit them. It's nothing but cowtipping, or even making otherwise normal people into cows, and torturing them.
You really made my day! This is one of the most retarded posts I've ever read on the site and I honestly can't remember the last time I've laughed this hard out loud.
This season just keeps on giving ❤️
 
I still can't believe that he decided to distance himself from fishtank so he can go and interview creatures like this to try to make his grifty online show work
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He didn't distance himself from Fishtank, Fishtank (literally) distanced itself from him. Sam hates travelling, hes not flying down to ATL for a couple of guest spots.
 
I don't need help, I need to stay away from fucked up things like this show and fucked up people like those that run it and its fans. But you can't take being called fucked up psychos which is what this entire thing is, including you implying I'm insane for pointing out. "take your meds, seek help" is an insult for people pointing out things you don't want people to know.

Go back 100-200 years, I would have taken my wife and family to the traveling freakshow that came to town and who set up their tent in the Wilson's corn field. We'd laugh at the bearded woman or the fattest man on Earth, and then we would go on with our lives.

Now I have the Kiwifarms and Fishtank and I enjoy watching compelling eccentrics and I feel no guilt at all.

What I don't do is fall in love with them or think they're my friends, or jerk off to their feet. I don't try to connect with them and I would never want to meet them in person because they're freaks lolcows.

Its human nature, brother. These people are all interesting to me in some way. These are all uniquely ridiculous people who overshare online for no other reason than they're compelled to because they're self important. I enjoy the Patrick S. Tomlinsons and Bossmanjacks and Ian Jomhas of the world. Jet Neptune created the Fishtank to put these people on live stream, put them in interesting situations, and it's wonderful to watch.

Sometimes it attracts people like me, and sometimes rarely, at least on Kiwifarms, it attracts people like @Meiwaku. Its only unhealthy if you treat it as anything more than a freakshow and most people here thankfully do not.
 
3. 2 chapters clean (and I'm typing on a word app on my phone)
Thank goodness, when you said "finish a book," I thought you meant "finish reading a book". This is much less pathetic.

Yeah but other reality shows (even though I hate them too but not for the same reasons) don't do nearly as much fucked up psychological things to their contestants. Casting vulnerable people is one thing, but making a contest intentionally targeted at their mental illness to intentionally make them relapse is a different thing entirely. Like if you take in a bulimic and intentionally make them compete in a contest made to make them relapse, for example. Then you make fun of them relapsing by saying icky pukers. It breaks them down on intentionally in a sadistic way that you can't claim was an accident or that it was their own choice.

The fundamental difference between this forum and fishtank is that the forum's point isn't to intentionally cowtip and interact with the cows, the cows make themselves look stupid and you just point and laugh at them. Some people come here to request personal armies and cowtip and they get shunned. Some still cowtip regardless, but it's not accepted as normal.
The entire point of the show is to take people with weaknesses and exploit them. It's nothing but cowtipping, or even making otherwise normal people into cows, and torturing them.
So don't watch it. These people can leave at any time if they don't like how they're treated or how things are going down. A few have, but most of them don't.

The only objection that I have is that I think all the losers should get a day rate so nobody goes home completely empty-handed. $200 a day is a nothing wage, and people are disrupting their lives and unable to work as long as they're on the show. They should be compensated for their time. Maybe this niggardly behavior is the reason why they have so much trouble getting a decent cast and the auditions are heavily weighted towards fat incel gooners and septum-pierced whores.
 
I still can't believe that he decided to distance himself from fishtank so he can go and interview creatures like this to try to make his grifty online show work
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He could’ve been mogging the tank instead of making this slop. Sam, that is, not Androgenic. This attempt to look like a serious public intellectual after years of edgy comedy is pathetic. You don’t have to stop being fun once you hit your 40’s, but Sam loves to push the bullshit normie Lifescript despite not following it at all.
 
Yeah but other reality shows (even though I hate them too but not for the same reasons) don't do nearly as much fucked up psychological things to their contestants. Casting vulnerable people is one thing, but making a contest intentionally targeted at their mental illness to intentionally make them relapse is a different thing entirely. Like if you take in a bulimic and intentionally make them compete in a contest made to make them relapse, for example. Then you make fun of them relapsing by saying icky pukers. It breaks them down on intentionally in a sadistic way that you can't claim was an accident or that it was their own choice.

The fundamental difference between this forum and fishtank is that the forum's point isn't to intentionally cowtip and interact with the cows, the cows make themselves look stupid and you just point and laugh at them. Some people come here to request personal armies and cowtip and they get shunned. Some still cowtip regardless, but it's not accepted as normal.
The entire point of the show is to take people with weaknesses and exploit them. It's nothing but cowtipping, or even making otherwise normal people into cows, and torturing them.
 
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