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With a (questionable) W from James Drake, how would you rate season 5 of Fishtank?

  • 1 Star — Absolute disaster. Unwatchable, boring, production fucked it up bad, the fish were lame

    Votes: 56 7.3%
  • 2 Stars — Pretty bad. Some funny moments, dragged, too many vibe repair days. Barely worth checking.

    Votes: 87 11.4%
  • 3 Stars — Average. Solid entertainment in spots, some good chaos and crashouts, but nothing special

    Votes: 169 22.1%
  • 4 Stars — Really good. Lots of hilarious moments, strong fish personalities, solid content and vibes

    Votes: 405 53.0%
  • 5 Stars — Peak Fishtank / Masterpiece. Non-stop insanity, legendary fish and production, pure chaos

    Votes: 47 6.2%

  • Total voters
    764
He was fine bullying retards for a chronically online show watched by autistic losers, and only had a problem with it when someone like Burt got pop
I highly doubt this is the real reason Sam is distancing himself. It was too hard to run the show right in Sam's backyard and now he can't be fucked to travel. It's that simple.

Also, it's too popular now and doesn't jive with Sam's hipster sensibilities, and he hates the reddit and 4cucks audience because it reminds him of the MDE sub which was full of fake-based faggots like that one idiot that wrote-in to his "girl troubles" show complaining about how his idyllic virgin autist christian girlfriend doesn't like his reddit atheist sperging.

He's brought that & fishtank s1's callers up as a major blackpill moments for him, and isn't morally consistent(was it "christian" to gaslight idubbz and give him art of himself choking eugenia cooney? probably not but it was hilarious) - so there's basically no shot what frank said was legit and Sam just can't be fucked to live in a shitty hotel or wigger basement for a month just to get unironically mad every time some faggot does faggot shit on his "be a faggot and get famous" show.
 
The only objection that I have is that I think all the losers should get a day rate so nobody goes home completely empty-handed. $200 a day is a nothing wage, and people are disrupting their lives and unable to work as long as they're on the show. They should be compensated for their time. Maybe this niggardly behavior is the reason why they have so much trouble getting a decent cast and the auditions are heavily weighted towards fat incel gooners and septum-pierced whores.
I wouldn't mind a day rate, but I feel like fans that apply know what they're getting into and what I've seen from the season 5 auditions Jet and Ben were pretty good about upholding their rule to only cast people whose life won't be worse after fishtank. I think some reality shows actually would have cast some of the people from the more vulnerable audition tapes. The real problem is that some part of the fandom is just utterly insane, and that can probably only be fixed by getting more non-insane fans to get to a normal ratio.
Now I feel really dirty for defending production. I blame monk for it. He literally forced me to do it against my will and I feel very abused!
 
Completely off topic both from Fishtank and whatever the various crashouts happening in this thread are but: (The actual) Danhausen showed up tonight at Wrestlemania and I was really disappointed when he didnt sound like the Xavier TTS voice and didn't talk about Bingo and Bongo....
 
I hope when I am on fishtank I get a crazy women fan like Mei, not because I want to bang just but because I really enjoy the content they bring when they crash out.

Also noticed Aryeh followed me on twitter, Cya later virgins
….”when?”
 
How are the 2026 resolutions coming?
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How does if feel to get your job back, glowbug?
 
Some Mints' chats from shortly after the cameras went down. They want to be "communicative" but not actually say what's happening.
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Now I feel really dirty for defending production. I blame monk for it. He literally forced me to do it against my will and I feel very abused!
That was monk's goal. He wants you to feel abused and dirty so you won't leave and the men here will feel protective over you. It's making sense now.
 
Some Mints' chats from shortly after the cameras went down. They want to be "communicative" but not actually say what's happening.
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Jet and Ben were talking cryptically over the past few days that they were waiting on something to get cleared and then someone would come on. It sounded like they wanted it to be a big surprise as opposed to just being pointlessly opaque
 
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Did anyone archive the twins Livestream on Instagram from this afternoon?
Haven't been able to find the full archive. Here is a clip of their eldritch being disguised as a cat knocking on their door to be let in
 
He didn't distance himself from Fishtank, Fishtank (literally) distanced itself from him. Sam hates travelling, hes not flying down to ATL for a couple of guest spots.
Sam has clearly been done with the show for a while already, his appearance in S4 was extremely lackluster.
If Sam was still enthusiastic about the show I'm 100% sure they would be willing to stay close to him, it's just that he wanted to step away from it so they didn't feel tied up anymore.
 
Some Mints' chats from shortly after the cameras went down. They want to be "communicative" but not actually say what's happening.
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Stuff like this is why it's hard to justify giving these idiots money, infinitely so when the show is over. No official downtime announcement saying when they'd be back up or anything, you have to be on the site getting told by mints or fans some vague "come back in a day or two" stuff. Why is it so hard to say "We'll be back Wednesday, check out the Season 3 episodes in the meantime fishtank.live/watch/episodes" or something?
It's absurd how they can't get really basic communication down, yet are keen on recurring subscriptions.
 
I'm 100% sure they would be willing to stay close to him
My brother in Christ the entire circumstance around the S4 debacle was because they tried staying close to him. The entire northeast is a nonstarter for this kind of project for a litany of reasons. Yes Sam checked out in S2, we all know this, but he still owns over half the company, still actively promotes it, showed up in the preseason promotionals. The fanfiction that "hes distancing himself" is just that.
 
My brother in Christ the entire circumstance around the S4 debacle was because they tried staying close to him. The entire northeast is a nonstarter for this kind of project for a litany of reasons. Yes Sam checked out in S2, we all know this, but he still owns over half the company, still actively promotes it, showed up in the preseason promotionals. The fanfiction that "hes distancing himself" is just that.
It might be fanfiction, but some of the podcast appearances he made post-S4 did kind of make it seem like he was starting to distance himself. He was pretty adamant that Fishtank was "Jet's thing" not his. Like on the black twins' podcast (I don't remember the name of the podcast), when they asked him about fishtank he gave kinda hand-wavey answers.
 
It might be fanfiction, but some of the podcast appearances he made post-S4 did kind of make it seem like he was starting to distance himself. He was pretty adamant that Fishtank was "Jet's thing" not his. Like on the black twins' podcast (I don't remember the name of the podcast), when they asked him about fishtank he gave kinda hand-wavey answers.
the hodge twins podcast
 
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